Who's a Leftie?

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Handed, I mean.

I am. Anyone else?

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

If you're feeling SINISTER new answers...

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I am. Why do people always say OH LOOK YOU'RE LEFT HANDED in great astonishment when they see me write something? It's not that weird.

Emma, Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Yep, I write lefty. But I do everything else with my right hand...with one other exception.

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Emma it is because you are IN LEAGUE WITH THE DEVIL. And sinister people are only like 10% of the population, I believe. Thus quite unusual.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

But not THAT unusual! The level of shock in people's reaction is kind of disproportionate. I mean some stats claim that 10% of the population is homosexual (I have no idea whether this is in any way accurate) and I reckon people would be less shocked if they discovered I was gay (except my boyfriends past and present. Who would be delighted).

Emma, Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

1% of population in gay left-handed shocker!

I don't know about the left handed thing but Emma is certainly in League with the devil. She is also in the same league as Buddha, The Staypuft Marshmellow Man, Hunter - out of the 8-'s TV show Hunter, Paul ex-of S Club 7. The smart money is on Paul to get relegated.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

(And then they lez up. OHMYGOD she's using her left hand etc)

Emma, Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Both my parents are but oddly enough I'm not... does that mean my kids will be born with two left hands?

Aaron W, Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I am.

The majority of my office is, which is a bit weird.

Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 19 December 2002 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

You can tell people are left handed cos they have eyes which are different from ours.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 19 December 2002 17:05 (twenty-three years ago)

The Nickalicious is a leftie, or, as my family says, "southpaw".

I like being left-handed in a world where right=correct and left=what's remaining after taking something away.

I also really appreciate the humor in the fact that the only cigarettes I smoke (for reasons unrelated to my handedness) just happen to be referred to as "left-handed cigarettes".

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 December 2002 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I can write perfectly with both hands and my feet, I am that cool.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a lefty. We're meant to be more 'artistic' (left brane-right brane hooey blahblah) but I've read we also live, on average, ten years less than rightists. I suspect this is because of all the stress and hazards we lefties have to endure in this right-centric world of ours (scissors, knives, guitars, etc.)

I have never been to the leftorium that is virtually next door to the Glasshouse Stores - has anyone?

Andrew L (Andrew L), Thursday, 19 December 2002 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

OMG you guys have to see this for yourselves...

http://www.lefthander.com

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 December 2002 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a lefty and proud of it. Am a Michelangelo with my left, but destroy everything with my right.

From that "Lefty" website:

We will have travel and social events for all lefties including Single Lefties, Married Lefties,and Senior Lefties. These events will be tailored for each group.

So they say. But what happens when (inevitably) one group wants to have "unusual activities" with another?

Also, notice how that left-handed camera costs $40, when you can buy an "ordinary" one for under $20.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 19 December 2002 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I am! What's strange, though, is that I play guitar right-handed.

mike a (mike a), Friday, 20 December 2002 03:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I write with my left hand. I do everything else with my right. This weirds some people out a lot.

Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 20 December 2002 03:24 (twenty-three years ago)

i am right handed, but i use knife and fork the left handed way.

unknown or illegal user (doorag), Friday, 20 December 2002 03:50 (twenty-three years ago)

that last post was me, sorry

di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 20 December 2002 03:58 (twenty-three years ago)

i am not lefthanded. everyone at my new job seems to be. the mouse is on the "wrong" side of the computer. i feel your pain.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 20 December 2002 04:57 (twenty-three years ago)

What pain, Aaron. I love watching righthanders trying to use my mouse. In general they are so much less versatile than lefthanded people are (by necessity). Some people just can't grasp that their hands are mirror images of each other. Others try crossing their arms and using their right hand.

That story about lefthanders living much shorter lives than righthanders was debunked ages ago.

Amarga (Amarga), Friday, 20 December 2002 05:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I am left-handed, I do many things right-handed though because that's how I learned to do it (which explains why I throw like a sissy).

Also, I learned to play drums right-handed, which has caused some problems. Playing drums requires a ton of fine motor/finger control, and in general you use your right hand a lot more...my left hand developed really fast, but I co-ordinated everything for right hand lead, and as such had to endure a lot of suckage that most people can avoid because their weak hand=the one you don't use as much. I've only recently started getting my right hand up to proper speed, and in the long run I'll probably be better off, but I wish someone had thought to tell me to learn left-hand lead in the beginning.

That was probably more complicated than anyone wanted to know...it also strikes me as weird that right-handers automatically are taught to use their left hand as the fretting hand on guitar, wouldn't it make sense to use the hand that automatically has more finely developed muscles to better use than holding a pick?

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 20 December 2002 07:48 (twenty-three years ago)

One per center and proud of it!

Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 20 December 2002 08:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm left handed but I get freaked out watching the way some left handed people write, it's like they curl their whole arm around their pen & paper, it's bizarre looking.
I just write like right handed people write, only with my left hand Which is a pain in the arse if your using non-permanent ink, gets everywhere.

smee (smee), Friday, 20 December 2002 09:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I have heard a bootleg CD of a band called the Lefties and it is great! I don't know if they have re-strung guitars though.

Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 20 December 2002 09:50 (twenty-three years ago)

You should see them live Madchen, a real tour de force

chris (chris), Friday, 20 December 2002 10:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I always thought that about guitar playing too, and all stringed instruments. All the right has to do is move the bow, while the left does all the work.

I don't think i could use a mouse left handed now, and I've never used cutlery left handed.

Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 20 December 2002 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

[Hopkins spotted running away from thread in attack of shyness]

the pinefox, Friday, 20 December 2002 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Apparently very few people are 100% right or left handed and there are usually things (even if they are v. tiny and you aren't really aware) we do the other way round from our main one, e.g. I use a knife and fork right handed but eat soup left handed. I always used to lay the table wrong and my mum shouted at me. Well she would tut a bit anyway.

Emma, Friday, 20 December 2002 11:26 (twenty-three years ago)

my mum says i always used to grab and touch and reach out for stuff with my left hand as a baby, but my 'evil' nan always forced me to use my right. so i am right handed (writing, guitar), but left footed (kicking) and i skate regular (left foot in front, which is the minority, so why is it called regular? don't ask me). i have crossed wires somewhere, i think. my handwriting is illegible scrawl.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 20 December 2002 11:28 (twenty-three years ago)

i am right handed, but i use knife and fork the left handed way.
Me too.

Anna (Anna), Friday, 20 December 2002 12:10 (twenty-three years ago)

left foot in front, which is the minority

That's odd. I'm not a skater, but everyone I ever knew (except me) used to skate left foot in front. I always thought it was my one concession to leftyness to skate goofy-foot.

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 20 December 2002 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I eat with my mandibles.


I do the 'curling arm and pen-hand to avoid ink-smudging' thing (I believe the technical term is 'the hook'); I recall being taken aside for re-conditioning at primary school, but it's a habit they failed to break (for which I'm glad, because it makes it look like you are writing SECRET STUFF of TREMENDOUS IMPORTANCE).

Rayas Blancas, Friday, 20 December 2002 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

That's odd. I'm not a skater, but everyone I ever knew (except me) used to skate left foot in front. I always thought it was my one concession to leftyness to skate goofy-foot.

hmm, well i am reg, but everyone i skate with is goofy (right ft fwd). they are also right footed when it comes to kicking, playing drums, etc.

maybe i just skate with a bunch of goofs...

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 20 December 2002 12:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I am left-handed though I think when I die ten years early it will be my colossal crisp intake that is to blame not that :(

Emma is so right about people feeling the need to point out that they have noticed you are left handed. Blimey I am? Well I never! Usborne Junior Detective badge for you!

That said I love being left-handed as it gives you an inbuilt from birth sense of your own specialness.

I use my mouse right-handed.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 20 December 2002 12:34 (twenty-three years ago)

i am right handed but i also skateboard and play drums the left-handed way! playing guitar confuses me as when i started the right-handed way (eg LEFT hand on fretboard, right hand for strumming ect) seemed WRONG. but that's how i learned it. our lead guitarist is lefthanded and it makes for EXCELLENT status quo-dancing opportunities (well during rehearsal anyway. not on stage. that wd be foolish)

katie (katie), Friday, 20 December 2002 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I too is a leftie-playing-guitar-righie-stylee.

After doing it a few years, I realized how much more appropriate it seemed to fret/finger with my accurate hand and to strum with my plunker hand.

I also use a rightie mouse. However, alot of the time I type one-handed with my left-hand...I'm doing it right now.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 20 December 2002 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, I am a leftie when it comes to playing the guitar, except I can't play the guitar so it's pretty moot. Also cutlery and opening bottles, for some reason.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 20 December 2002 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I swear Anna is left-handed. Prove me wrong.

Graham (graham), Friday, 20 December 2002 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

The guitar thing: if you are strumming with the right hand and fretting with the left, the right has to do quite a lot of work. For me (a right-hander) it seems natural and right (ha) this way. My left hand is not co-ordinated enough to pick out individual strings like my right hand does, or even strum well. Although I've never tried it the other way. But it never felt wrong doing it this way.

Ally C (Ally C), Saturday, 21 December 2002 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

There's been discussion about drums and guitars but not the issues for keyboard players. Perhaps it's more subtle but there's something not ideal about your dominant hand being given the role of your (mainly) accompanying hand whilst your second in command hand gets given the lead.

Amarga (Amarga), Saturday, 21 December 2002 12:12 (twenty-three years ago)

On the keyboard issue, does anyone know what great pianists are lefties? For instance, my favourite left hand when it comes to playing piano (haha I'll produce a list for anything!) belongs to Jerry Lee Lewis. Is he lefthanded? How about Art Tatum, who also has a particularly strong left hand?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 21 December 2002 12:34 (twenty-three years ago)

My brother used to set the table wrong too and I used to shout at him, lefties you deserve to be berated.

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 21 December 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...
I'm mostly left handed (I think which ever hand you write with is your dominant hand) but do a lot of crap with my right, i.e. throw, and uh, well, just throw, I guess. Oh yeah! I play guitar right handed because the teacher I had when I started made a fuss about waiting around for me to restring my guitar (which I didn't really know how to do being 8), so I just played right handed. No wonder I suck so bad. I drum left handed, play piano (don't play piano) with my hands crossed. My mom wouldn't watch me prepare food when I was younger because she was sure I was going to cut myself.

Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 03:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I write left-handed but I throw right-handed, otherwise I'd totally be in the majors as we speak.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 04:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm in a nursing major as we speak I AM SO SORRY.

g.cannon (gcannon), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 04:42 (twenty-three years ago)

My grandmother can write with both hands. She's naturally left handed but had to learn to write with her right hand because the nuns at her school used to hit her hand with a ruler whenever she wrote with her left.

Thank god we don't still think that left handers are evil.

Penny Lane (Penny Lane), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 05:40 (twenty-three years ago)

That "lefthander" site...LOL:

We will have an online newsletter which will inform you of all the interesting and important happenings for lefties including articles of Left Handed Health, Left Handed Travel, Left Handed Investing, Left Handed Advice to the Left Handed Lovelorn.

I know that playing keyboards, the left-hand accompaniment thing frustrated me a little 'cause I've not got the accuracy-ability with my right I do with my left...but when I was in a group playing Ray Manzarek-style bass-with-left/organ-with-right, and we were playing some dubby reggae (where the bass-lines are more melodic while the organ just goes "squonk, squonk" on the up-beat) I owned that!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 14:44 (twenty-three years ago)

If I worked in the same office as Tom, he would confuse me no end, because I don't tend to notice that ppl are left handed until I sit down at their desk or even just look at their desk and see that the mouse nad mousemat are on the "wrong" side.

any right-handers out there use their mouse to the left?

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

The Atari trackball at home was always on the left, but I've never used a mouse there.

Graham (graham), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My blokey (Lynskey)is left handed. I blame that for him being so good a guitarist, no one else could ever play his left-handed one, so he always got his own whilst everyone else shared.
To make things more annoying he's almost as good at playing upsidedown.
I love watching the faces of people if he borrows guitars at acoustic nights, people look because he's a good guitarist, then look horrified when they realize he's that good upsidedown.

Celeste (Celeste), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 22:33 (twenty-three years ago)

There's more than one reason why I remind people of Ned Flanders.

B.Rad (Brad), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 00:28 (twenty-three years ago)


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