AIM TOFFEES NOW PLEASE

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What's the most stupid way in which you have been attacked? Or attacked someone else, for that matter.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

The toffee thing is Ronan, apparently.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

See, you can't run around saying things like "AIM TOFFEES NOW PLEASE" and then complain when people oblige you.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

i like my made up story.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I attacked my brother with a slipper when I was younger, not by kicking him but by aiming my foot at him from far away and unleashing the slightly too big slipper at him.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah, I used to do that to knock over things.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

It's the Super Slipper-Flipper.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

It was a Dennis the Menace slipper.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

My brother used to tape down the button on the kitchen sink sprayer then put it back in its upright position, so when I wandered over to rise out a glass or something the front of my shirt would get doused.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh if we're talking pranks then the steel ruler/lighter/could you pass this to him please school one I recounted here ages ago wins the day.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:37 (twenty-three years ago)

probably sox0rs, or my hand after touching my crotch

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmmm... This wasn't a prank. But one day (many years ago...) this new soft drink company tried to debut their drink at my high school. They brought in huge barrells full of bottles of the drink and left them outside for everyone to discover at lunchtime. But they tasted pretty yuck. So everyone started throwing the full bottles instead - total chaos - and I got hit really badly on my leg when I was trying to make it to the cafeteria door. When I got home I had these huge bruises everywhere and my mom took photos of them in case we had to show them to police or whatever.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

When having snowball fights, my brother used to hide snails inside the snowballs before he chucked them at me. :(

― C J (C J), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

CJ, that's more mental than Ronan's imaginary toffee story.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

And the snails were far less tasty than I suspect Ronan's toffees were.

― C J (C J), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Did you EAT the snowballs???

We used to make snow ice cream. mmm...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

My brother was good at aiming them. Perhaps I should not have screamed so much, allowing them into my mouth - but I was only five at the time.

We are friends again now, btw.

― C J (C J), Friday, 27 December 2002 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

The problem is that you didn't put a garlic-butter sauce on the snowballs.

Mmmm, escar-snowballs...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

A nice glass of Muscadet would have helped, too. But again, I was only five........

― C J (C J), Friday, 27 December 2002 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

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