What contemporary celebrity most resembles Jesus?

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This question can be approached two ways: either the celebrity can look like the historical Jesus, or he can resemble him in his approach to life and his deeds. (Or both.)

Simple martyrdom, or the illusion thereof, does not suffice here.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 29 December 2002 11:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Oddly, I can't think of many 30-year-old Palestinian celebrities.

― Mark C (Mark C), Sunday, 29 December 2002 11:43 (twenty-three years ago)

chad kroeger (sp?) from nickleback looks most like the standard historical representation of the big J, however i am not aware of him performing any miracles...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Sunday, 29 December 2002 11:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm thinking Ricky Gervais and I don't know why.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 29 December 2002 14:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, how could I forget Jigga?

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 29 December 2002 14:02 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.pixunlimited.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2001/11/14/MoriaAragorn.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 29 December 2002 14:13 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.alwaysontherun.net/vincent.jpg

Though of course Jesus was a black man.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 29 December 2002 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Given a few years to grow a beard,I reckon Mark Owen would make a fine SOG(son of god).Even right down to the sandals,the 'peace n goodwill' attitude,and the humble disposition.But he could never be the real JC,not if he was born in the North of England.I mean,where would they have found three wise men and a virgin?

― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Sunday, 29 December 2002 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Bono?

― Aimless, Sunday, 29 December 2002 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

http://wilson-brothers.com/luke/photos/new/06/richie.jpg

― ron (ron), Sunday, 29 December 2002 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I know it's stretching the definition but Nick Dastoor anyone?

― Lara, Sunday, 29 December 2002 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ was black?

― Dalmatians (amateurist), Monday, 30 December 2002 07:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Jason Lee in Big Trouble.

― Dave Beckhouse (Dave Beckhouse), Monday, 30 December 2002 07:16 (twenty-three years ago)

ron and mark p are otm!!

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 30 December 2002 07:27 (twenty-three years ago)

'Though of course Jesus was a black man.'

No, Jesus was _Batman_.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 30 December 2002 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)

No no no no no - that was Bruce Wayne.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 30 December 2002 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)

The Baumer!!!! HA!!! love it.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://users.chariot.net.au/~godsize1/pictures/buckethead.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:13 (twenty-three years ago)

wait haven't you all seen the new pictures of jesus? wonder if the south park character will look different as a result ...

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/TECH/science/12/25/face.jesus/story.jesushead.cnn.jpg

― maura (maura), Monday, 30 December 2002 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus was a neanderthal?

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 30 December 2002 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Lara, you're in LURVE...

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 30 December 2002 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

That Jesus looks like Pavarotti.

― Damian (Damian), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 08:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Pavarotti is a neanderthal?

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 31 December 2002 09:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Vincent Gallo

― Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Dean Windass

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 09:26 (twenty-three years ago)

(Or both.)

Bob Geldof?

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 10:48 (twenty-three years ago)

chad muska.
yeah, jesus was a wigga, yo.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Am not!

― Lara, Tuesday, 7 January 2003 12:01 (twenty-three years ago)

She's in Oban, which is as easy mistake. Though I was in love the last time I was in Oban...

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 13:06 (twenty-three years ago)

She's not in Oban.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 13:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Indeed she's not. I'd mentally set this thread about a week into the future, for I am a mentalist.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Hello Andrew.

― Lara, Tuesday, 7 January 2003 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Hello. Look, a badger!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

That is a false badger

― RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 15:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Bogus badger!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

note the badger.

― OleM (OleM), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Jaysus = The Edge.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

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