Annoying talents

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Normally I respect and admire people who can do things I can't do whether it's playing an instrument or fixing my plumbing, but it bugs me to see guys who can stick two fingers in their mouth and let out a piercing whistle. Needless to say my attempts are rather feeble.

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Most annoying talent: can recite Frank Zappa lyrics at will and with the slightest provocation.

(well, that qualifies as an annoying talent on ILE/ILM, apparently)

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Reciting is fine. Posting is what gets the kittencats riled. (Nor is it a talent, according to all attested sources.)

― mark s, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can stick yams up my ass and get paid to do so.

― Ann Artist, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

farting and burping. i know its annoying, but man, i do it so well!

― lady die, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can twist the fingers of my left hand in a really weird way. Noone can do it, except me.

― nathalie, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can make this annoying noise with my tongue that no one else can do. It involves an immense amount of muscle power and suction and then it pops like a seal. It's wicked cool, I try to teach people and they just click instead of pop, it's not about the movement, it's about the suction.

But the noise is hella annoying.

― Ally, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i can do that low growly voice that they always use in movie trailers to advertise some new explosion-fest. for example "they thought it was just an innocent goldfish... but it turned out to be much. much. biggerrr..." people are always shocked to hear said growl emanating from demure little me. it kind of hurts my throat though.

― katie, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My friend can fit a tennis ball in his mouth.

― Greg, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

http://members.aol.com/FearAndAnxiety/scooby.jpg

― Dada, Sunday, 7 December 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

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