What eternally boyish TV guy won't talk to gay magazines because he's afraid it'll taint his on-air interaction with celebrities? (Yeah, they might respect him more.)Surely not Dick Clark!
What other tube staple is Miss Sticky Fingers when it comes to food on the set? (The highly paid wench has been seen literally wheeling turkeys out of the green room.)
Highly paid wench? Turkeys? Could it be... Mmmmmmmartha-artha-artha?
What insufferable reality show personality landed his current business thanks to a sugar daddy (though it's hard to fathom anyone actually paying for his sexual services)?
Him outta American Idol? I find him pretty insufferable.
What TV show that favors women was so out of it, they had to be coerced to book the female film success story of the year? Who, say spies, was secretly glad to learn that Republican was re-elected, though she can never publicly admit it?
The View?
Which acting titan, say the whispers, likes to make a cocky on people, though he does so, sanitarily enough, with a glass table between them (though bear in mind this tidbit gets assigned to a different actor about every three years)?
Could be Russell Crowe.
What youngish actor, when he was at the frenzied peak of popularity, would tell available girls that they first had to screw his male friend—a very generous act toward the friend, if not the girls?
Leo?
What lesbian funny lady once dated that omnisexual singer?
Ellen? Lea Delaria? And is "that omnisexual singer" Sophie B. Hawkins?
Who plays a gay, but says he isn't so in real life (and no, it isn't the Will & Grace guy), though he went out with that male indie star for about six months, which would make him, duh, gay?
Erm... I dunno, but I seem to remember Hal Sparks once alluding to having a girlfriend. Plays gay -> says he's not -> really is?
Which model turned all-around personality is rumored to be a sapphic sister, but in reality she likes black men?
Carmen Electra?
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)
And a few items from Page Six:
WHICH CEO of a NYSE-listed corporation had a holiday party at the Helmsley Carlton House that turned into an orgy? The host, who's in his 60s, not only provided cocaine, but also call girls . . . WHICH two sisters left their Upper East Side digs owing several months rent? The landlord posted a notice in the lobby to embarrass them. They got the message and moved.
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)