Jarvis has been mugged!

poor jarv :(
i wonder how much they'll get for the glasses on ebay?

wah. and he lives in a major global city? don't the rich and famous have handlers to deal with this?

My friend Chrissy was recently mugged at gunpoint at 11 in the morning while getting gas at the 7-11 down the street. She was unfazed.

I've never had a finger broken but the day I moved into these apartments I caught someone in my car ripping me off and proceeded to chase him through the neighborhood 'till the police caught up with him. Nobody rips me off and gets away muthafucka!