Use the tentacles of ILE for your own pernicious ends

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Do you have someone on the far side of the planet that owes you money or who you just want to mess with? Why not post their details up here? A helpful ILXer may happen to live just next door, and could deliver the beating you can only dream of doling out.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 16 January 2003 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll start-any Ohio ILXers-there are a couple of people near Cincinatti that owe my girlfriend 200 dollars of her rent deposit. She was kinda depending on it to go home and visit her folks. Would someone like to collect on this for me? I'll make it worth your while.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 16 January 2003 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Not a beating, but any ILX'ers in Williamsburg, NYC could go down to Galapagos this Friday and go and oogle my ex-boyfriend for me. I mean, you could pinch his ass if you like. Look for the left-handed guitar playing mod type. And pinch his bum for me. Go on, he loves it. ;-)

― kate, Thursday, 16 January 2003 13:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Best thread ever.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

ILE has tentacles? I am scared now.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 16 January 2003 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Of course FNORD ILXOR has FNORD tentacles. What do you FNORD take us for?

― kate, Thursday, 16 January 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

i've never noticed that "fnord" looks like a huge sneeze!

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

To elaborate what I said in the Berkeley thread. I moved out of my apartment in May, leaving behind several things like a microwave, TV antenna and water pitcher (among other smaller things that I didn't count into the total) which I bought/brought with me and which I estimated at $100. He has yet to give that sum AND the deposit.

Ammo I could use to, ahem, persuade him to pay up: while in a long distance relationship, he had a chixor stay with him overnight.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Could someone go an track down my ex-girlfriend who (I think) is living in Camden and say hi for me? that's all.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Camden in the UK that is

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:25 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread's title sounds dirtier than it really is.

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 16 January 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

Use the tentacles of ILE for your own pernicious ends

― braveclub, Friday, 6 February 2009 11:32 (seventeen years ago)

do already.

― Mark G, Friday, 6 February 2009 11:32 (seventeen years ago)

Great. Can someone find me about 90kg of Rosecoco bean seed in Kenya? Thanks.

― circular firing squad (lukas), Friday, 6 February 2009 11:56 (seventeen years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.