Excuse for an anecdote! Truman Capote was once in a restaurant, and a woman approached his table, lifted her dress, and asked him to autograph her belly. He smiled and did so, but the woman's boyfriend didn't approve, and he came over, unzipped his flies and pulled his dick out, and demanded that Capote autograph that too. "I don't think I could manage that," said Capote. "But I could probably initial it."
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 19 January 2003 19:49 (twenty-three years ago)