Why does every highbrow porngrapher end up working with flowers

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Mapplethorpe, Akari, Nan Goldin and now Bruce LaBruce

― anthony, Sunday, 26 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe they just get sick of looking at naked folk.

― Ally C, Sunday, 26 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

As proven by a Shooting Stars skit, it's far too easy to confuse minge with Ming vases: "Look at my lovely minge. I'm gonna stick some flowers in it".

(Apologies for use of the word skit. At least I've got it out of my system now)

― Graham, Sunday, 26 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pierre et Gilles as well. It's all about the arrangements. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 26 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They liked American Beauty

― Ally, Sunday, 26 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Because flowers are erotic.

― nathalie, Monday, 27 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

anne geddes has been photographing naked people in giant flowers for years. she's fucking sick.

― ethan, Monday, 27 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Flowers are, like, symbolic n' shit.

― DavidM, Monday, 27 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

because flowers are _supposed to be_ erotic. according to the terrible, predictable creators of 'erotica.'

i think it's supposed to be some kind of genital symbol. although that does bring up the point that you never see naked women holding bunches of knockwurst.

― your null fame, Monday, 27 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What about dingleberries?

― dave q, Monday, 27 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's not symbolic in the slightest. Flowers ARE the external sexual organs of plants. It's botanical pornography.

― Kate the Saint, Monday, 27 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So what does it mean when the picture includes a watering can?

― dave q, Monday, 27 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Duh. Water sports.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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