Filthy words and Children

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Just now we got a knock on the door from our next door neighbor. She saids we were sacring her children with our Filthy words and Horrible Actions. All i could think of was saying the anglo saxon words fairly often, not noticing kiddies about. But the Horribel actions flummox me. Does she mean PDAs or Dinner Parties or having Bike Couriers come to our door. I mean we aint snake handling in the hallways . We aint fucking in the hallways. She also said she wouldd call the cops if we persisted "smoking the demon weed". Its 7 am in the morning , can i rightfully strangle her or odes she have a point(s)

― anthony, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You always were an unruly bunch.

― Ronan, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is Radio 1, lady! Can you fill me in? Man alive!

― Greg, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Man overboard!

What?? Neighbours?? LIBBY?!??!?! THE BABY!!!!!

― Sarah, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Calling the cops for smoking weed how quaint and uncool. And those little kids probably know all them filthy words by know without your help, right? What is it with these people where they never children? So yeah Anthony I think your entitled to burn their house down.

Opens tomorrow's news paper: PSYCHOPATH BURNS FAMILY IN HOUSE, WHOLE BLOCK GOES UP IN FLAMES: 76 DEAD. SAID ANTHONY E. "THE INTERNET MADE ME DO IT". POSSIBLE ACCOMPLICE GIVES TWO FINGERS ACROSS THE OCEAN, "THEY HAD IT COMIN'".

― Omar, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Some people call tobacco the demon weed. But I am sure that even in Canada you cannot get done for smoking cigarettes in your own house. She sounds like a bitch. You should have asked her exactly which horrible actions she objected to. Maybe she can hear you shagging through the wall but was too embarrassed to say? (Not that this is a horrible action of course).

― Emma, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Walking out of East Acton tube last night, a little six or seven year old boy on a bike rushed over from the other side of the road to tell me that I was a poof who sucked cocks. So I think the innocence of childhood is now an overrated concept...

― Andrew L, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A seven year-old Eminem-clone asked me to buy him some cigs. I laughed at him. (Then bought him a few Vicodin, obviously.)

― Greg, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Greg, Kind Overseer of the Next Generation. :-)

'Filthy words and horrible actions'? Next time keep the bondage sessions at a low volume.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anthony, you live in NYC, no? You could certainly strangle her *and* get away with it.

― matthew, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no i do not live in nyc.

― anthony, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Then strangling without consequence is *not* an option.

― matthew, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So i knocked on her door today with a loaf of banana loaf. She slammed the door in my face. So far i think it is because of holding the hands.

― anthony, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Won't somebody please think of the CHILDREN??

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sounds like *you* should call the police on *her* and charge her with being a bitch queen from hell!

― katie, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes but would that really hurt her? No what you want is to steal her shoelaces...................

― Ronan, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anthony, I love banana bread - please move in next to me. You can smoke the demon weed till Satan shows up with a gravity bong.

It might be better to get a more precise description to see what kind of busybody she is. Middle-aged housewife? Nosy crone? Old-world transplant? Regardless, she should come correct with some actual instances of your behavior and be willing to mend any burned bridges. The witch turned down banana bread - I am SHOCKED!

For what it's worth, most of the people I see on a daily basis often seem to treat their kids with the same sort of respect and consideration given to an asshole drinking buddy.

― David Raposa, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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