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Mine is "Just another hypocrite with a bumper sticker."

― Joe, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have one on my fridge that says "I WANT ATTENTION BUT NOT FROM YOU". I like that one.

― Ally, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Jesus Saves, Gretzky Picks Up The Rebound And Scores."

― JM, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aready told you - ABORTION : IT'S NEVER TOO LATE!

― duane, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'Don't blame me, I voted for Hitler'

― dave q, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Fire My Honey!"

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Are you following Jesus this closely?"

― tha chzza, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"How's my drinking?"

― Trevor, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I shit at you when you least know about it!"

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, that's a goodun... :)

― Joe, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Just say no to sex with pro-lifers"

― Sam, Friday, 7 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

I just got a nice little bumper sticker in the mail from my favorite shop.

"If you love someone, set them free........eventually"

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

FREE KEVIN

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i got one for my mother that says "never drive faster than your angels can fly" but she refuses to put it on the car :(

― j c (j c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

This question has haunted me for lo these past years: is there really a bumper sticker that says "I shit at you when you least know about it"?

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 23 January 2006 03:26 (twenty years ago)

I have one with the KFC logo that says "Kids For Christ" with a happy jeebs instead of the colonel.

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 23 January 2006 03:48 (twenty years ago)

Maybe one day people will come up with a bumper sticker that is just the Colonel's smiling face (no "KFC" indication, etc). It would be kind of like the Transformers logos.

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 23 January 2006 03:55 (twenty years ago)

The Church of Euthanasia have three of my favorites:

"Your Sentence Is Commuting"
"Six Billion People Can't Be Wrong"
"EFFICIENCY = DEATH"

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 23 January 2006 04:12 (twenty years ago)

"Dear world,

We're really sorry. We did our best.

Half of America"

― Chris K (Chris K), Monday, 23 January 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

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(hello there, I am writing mail...)

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 23 January 2006 21:22 (twenty years ago)

I had this on my car

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I don't know why.

― Sasha (sgh), Monday, 23 January 2006 22:24 (twenty years ago)

Too smart to work, too dumb to move.

My other favorite is:
Drunk and Armed

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 01:18 (twenty years ago)

my old housemate published a zine featuring Bumper Sticker designs you could order from him like:

Truckers are Faggots

and the classic

The last cop that pulled me over...got shot in the face!

He didn't get any orders of course.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 03:41 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahaha

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:10 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

I want one that says "Kill Your Bumper Sticker"

If my town of residence ever adopts a trademarked motto or slogan it should be "Buper Stickers".

Asheville, NC: Bumper Stickers

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 29 February 2008 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

I am also if bumper stickers are popular in Britain. And what they say. And what do you call them? Fender pasties?

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 29 February 2008 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

i am also curious

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 29 February 2008 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

My Cat Is My Honor Student

― kate78, Friday, 29 February 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

My Cat Eated Your Honor Student

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 29 February 2008 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

― mizzell, Friday, 29 February 2008 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

When the Rapture comes, can I have your car?

― kate78, Friday, 29 February 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

Cartoon face of George Bush with the caption

Like A Rock.
Only dumber.

― craven, Saturday, 1 March 2008 12:02 (eighteen years ago)

i wear a toupee and i vote

― electricsound, Saturday, 1 March 2008 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

Absurdist humor fits on all this bumper stickers.

― Aimless, Saturday, 1 March 2008 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY KIDS FOR CHRIST BUMPER STICKER????

― Abbott, Sunday, 2 March 2008 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

Objective Ministries has the best ones:

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― Abbott, Sunday, 2 March 2008 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

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http://images.cafepress.com/product/51819083v4_240x240_Front.jpg

― Abbott, Sunday, 2 March 2008 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

I am also if bumper stickers are popular in Britain. And what they say. And what do you call them? Fender pasties?

-- wanko ergo sum, Friday, 29 February 2008 21:07

I think they're very rare, can't remember the last time I saw one. People sometimes have stickers in their back windows, maybe for the car's dealership or any little clubs they're affiliated with. Oh, and variations on those triangular "Baby on Board" signs are quite common too.

― Bodrick III, Sunday, 2 March 2008 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

our bumper stickers are an australian flag (i think worn off by now), "your honor student is merely a pawn in my great dane's world domination plot", and "BAKER skateboards"

― sunny successor, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

I saw a bumper sticker today that said "ORINOCO FLOW." Bumper stickers you did not know were bumper stickers.

― harriet tubgirl (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 25 October 2009 04:16 (sixteen years ago)

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