So, who wants to shag me, then?

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JUST TO PROVE A POINT!

(you knew someone would start this thread, and it had to be me!)

― kate, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:40 (twenty-three years ago)

no thanks.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:41 (twenty-three years ago)

uh-uh

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

What's in it for me?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

See? I TOLD you so! I rest my case!

― kate, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

i have a headache

― duane, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Let's see, a hot young blonde woman who I already like and whose company I enjoy... what do you think?

God it's hard to write that. Don't avoid me at the next FAP, Kate, I'll keep my hands to myself!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I would need a plane ticket or (slightly) larger genitalia.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't either, but come on, this is a small and skewed sample.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:44 (twenty-three years ago)

shag you with what?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I would, kate, but I think you've already expressed a preference for DDBs, and I ain't one.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus, Martin. Is that all it takes? (no offence Kate - I just meant his reasoning) You are a beast.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:46 (twenty-three years ago)

NB, this was not actually an offer. As I stated, this was to prove the point that no one would shag me, or admit to wanting to shag me if they were shy, repressed sad indie boys who would stare at their shoes and claim to be rubbish in the sack. Sigh.

― kate, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:46 (twenty-three years ago)

(I am picturing Martin wearing dirty dronerock boy fancy dress)

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm confused. Are you a floor in need of some sort of carpeting?

/really bad joke

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Having just read the bit about the 'crap in bed' excuse and insecurity, I would totally feel that. I've seen pics of you kicking your legs up on stage, and you are decades younger than me and (far as I know) not seriously asthmatic, so there would be plenty of physical insecurity if I were to end up in bed with someone like you. (I did have sex with someone gorgeous and fit and 18 years younger than me in 2001, and it was non-disastrous, but it was a bit nerve-wracking, as well as thrilling.)

Nick, no: I just mean that given that Kate is sexy and we've talked and I like her, is it really at all surprising that I find her sexually attractive?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:48 (twenty-three years ago)

if they were shy, repressed sad indie boys who would stare at their shoes and claim to be rubbish in the sack.

hang on - is this what you want? I am confused too. I didn't think 'dirty' really meant unwashed.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Nabisco ownz this thread at the moment.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, Nick, dirty means unwashed. Have you ever smelled Jason Pierce?

― kate, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you ever smelled Jason Pierce?

The next Spz record = Odorama God Comedown

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:53 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.huttcity.govt.nz/images/council/waste/rubbish.jpg

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:55 (twenty-three years ago)

if i were a ddb i'd have to decide whether to marry you first.

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually I think I did used to think it meant unwashed but then recently I thought you made a joke about someone taking it literally and assumed it actually meant dirty-minded.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, what was the point of this again?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

It was supposed to prove A) that you could politely ask yer friends if they would shag you and elicit an honest response, as posited in this thread and oh yeah, B) prove that I couldn't get laid in a meat market.

― kate, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think you quite proved either point, though.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:13 (twenty-three years ago)

di smith to thread!

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I've never met you, kate. How big are yr tits?

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm convinced.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:17 (twenty-three years ago)

38C.

― kate, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I like my girls a little less disingenuous.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

how much $$$ do you got? i'm not cheap.

― gygax!, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

finding someone sexually attractive and wanting to shag them are quite different aren't they? or am i just hung up?

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

yer body is a wonderland, ms. masonicboom!

― Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:30 (twenty-three years ago)

You're hung up, gaz. Awfully limiting to shag only people you're sexually attracted to!

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)

but that's what he's saying.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

thanks: the world is now my, er, oyster.

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Well hurry up, then. May will be here before you know it.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

May?

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:43 (twenty-three years ago)

That's felicity's way of proposing...

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:44 (twenty-three years ago)

re: kate
http://www.ambientfluid.com/kate/hitdo.jpg
http://www.ambientfluid.com/kate/hitjo.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

What happens in May?

― kate, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate: The closest airport to me is Baltimore-Washington Int'l.

Also: Moustache on that coast guard officer = CLASSIC

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:46 (twenty-three years ago)

May is autumn down here. I go into hibernation.

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Oysters are out of season in months without "R." So the emperor in Life of Brian can never have them.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I never knew ILE was such a hotbed of rampant lust! I'd have asked YEARS ago if I'd know this was the response I'd get...

::blows kisses and reclines of bed of roses::

― kate, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:48 (twenty-three years ago)

ILM ORGY AT KATE'S FLAT! YAY!!

― Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:50 (twenty-three years ago)

everybody bring a moustache

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:51 (twenty-three years ago)

The bed of roses sounds kind of uncomfortable. No thanks.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:51 (twenty-three years ago)

bed of ferrero rocher then

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

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Gill

― alix (alix), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:47 (twenty-three years ago)

he kills girls & eats them

― duane, Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

suzy better watch out or something.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Does he eat them after he kills them? Freak.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

No, it is Alex James (cut it out Duane). We both kind of slipped into Britpop, art and literary scenes from Goldsmith's connections and now that's over, hang about in similar scenes to each other. But I didn't much care for his long-term girlfriend (stuck-up make-up artist) who I hear has been dumped in favour of a new model, and AJ is engaged to her. Last time I saw him would be either at some kind of Idler party, the Groucho, or at Salman Rushdie book launch/party. He always makes me laugh.

Uh-oh Kate, possible repeat of the Brett Anderson Incident if we ever meet him together.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:53 (twenty-three years ago)

(and after our first long conversation told our mutual friend H he thought I was cute, ho ho)

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Brett Anderson smells. And also has bad teeth.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

watch out or something, suzy.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:56 (twenty-three years ago)

i went to an ilder party at christmas for some bizarre reason. it was really odd. loads of alex james's and stephen frys in a row reciting what i can only describe as 'anecdotes'. it was quite scary.

never again.

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Brett Anderson too English to consider fixing teeth, has never ponged in my presence.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Lara is too young for Alex James' pals.

N. is OTM.

So is JRG, quite possibly.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Young = good, surely?

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, PUH-LEASE, Suzy. Do you think I *haven't* met Alex James by this point? Not bothered. He looks like a potato now. He even liked the Lollies.

― KATE, Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I prefer potatoes to lollies, I'm sure.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate, that's a relief!

RJG, you are what you eat.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:07 (twenty-three years ago)

who said anything about eating?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:11 (twenty-three years ago)

EXCUSE ME, can we go back to talking about my shaggability, please?

As Alexander the James once quoth "Let's talk about me, LET'S TALK ABOUT ME!!!"

― kate, Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm convinced.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, Young = Good.

Old = Bad.

See?

I still think RJG might be OTM. It's hard to tell.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Pinefox, are you on the right thread or are you talking about the age vs. creativity thread? Oh, wait! Young Alex James! OK.

We got totally derailed just cause of Matt's Fat-Alex-Potatohood. What does everyone think of this quote:

Like Matt's book said, it's not the thought that you want sex RIGHT NOW, but the thought that you'll never have sex again is really depressing. And not even wanting sex, but wanting to be naked and holding someone.

― kate, Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Or as Bette Midler sez in Beaches: "But enough about me, let's talk about you... what do YOU think of me? "

― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:22 (twenty-three years ago)

You'll probably have sex again, and lots of people feel that way. It's what happens.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:38 (twenty-three years ago)

3 months? puh...amateur...

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I once went something like two years without sex. It was interesting, but I don't think I'd do it again.

Three months is the worst bit of it. After you've hit about six, you're resolved to the fact that it's a drought, and you stop caring or feeling so desperate. But at three months, it's fresh, it's painful and you feel like you'll NEVER have anyone ever again.

This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't PMT-ing to hell... I should go and get some chocolate, replenish my oxytocin supply.

― kate, Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Or as Bette Midler sez in Beaches: "But enough about me, let's talk about you

YOU MEAN ALANIS DIDN'T COME UP WITH THAT?

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

The only thing Alanis really knows about is sex with Uncle Joey.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)

given that i am married, it's fortunate that I am a near middle-aged prog/kraut rock old fart, & not a hot DDB, therefore NOT IN THE RUNNING haha. That's my answer, er.....

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I think what I said was perfectly clear. It convinced RJG.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 13 February 2003 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

How can this thread and the picture below exist in the same universe?

http://www.thelollies.co.uk/dannylectro.jpg

― mei (mei), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 07:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!

Why revive this thread?

Drunken insecurity. Just what I need to see on a morning when I'm feeling particularly shit.

So I'm getting good sex on a regular basis. And I'm still depressed and my life still seems like a big pile of poo. Should I start a thread entitled "So, who wants to give me a reasonably paid and vaguely satisfying job, then?"

― kate, Wednesday, 14 May 2003 07:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Only if I can post on it too. Vaguely satisfying jobs for all!

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 10:36 (twenty-three years ago)

hear hear

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 10:58 (twenty-three years ago)

quite possibly! maybe!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:55 (twenty-three years ago)

i think you are being disingenous, kate or not being honest with yourself if you think you are trying to get an "objective" reply about who would shag you or not... i guess what i am about to say is i dont believe in objectivity...

i have never met you, but attraction is always dependent on circumstance. after all, to use the most extreme example, people who think of themselves as straight people often shag people of the same gender in prison, boarding school, or other same sex environments. presumably something they would never normally do.

in theory everyone in the whole world and history could have found you attractive at a particular moment in time.

the internet is no different. you dont know what people are doing when they read your message. they could have just being watching several hours of highly stimulating erotic material to help them through a lonely phase or they may be a very happily married person whose just been to church with their mum. and that is just the starting point. whether they want to shag you in theory is subject to too many moment specific influences.

i think what you are really asking is for a no strings attached compliment [detached because it is written], unless you are trying to speak to someone in particular but using the veil of addressing everyone. still there is certainly nothing wrong with that.

someone give this woman a charming compliment for chrissake

― arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 12:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Your hair looks great today, Kate.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

good man

― arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Hurrah for the good sex, kate. And I hope you can get a great job soon, have your cake and eat it too. :)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, it's very strange to see this thread taken out of context, detached from its original meaning - it does look like I was blatantly fishing for compliments, or worse.

At the time I started this thread, I was involved in a very painful situation with a man who was deliberately *encouraging* my sexual attraction towards him in order to obtain (what he perceived as) "career advancement" from me, while refusing to actually consumate the relationship.

The thread wasn't neccessarily meant as a "no one wants to shag me/no one finds me attractive" cry for attention - though that's how it turned out. It was more like "what is wrong with me that HB won't shag me!!!" I felt like, because *he* was playing games, that no one else would ever be attracted to me.

In the end, when I found out what his game was and what his motivations were. But at the time, it was a hellish shred to my self esteem, perplexing and upsetting.

Obviously, I've got over this feeling, through having an amazingly sexy, creative, and (sometimes intimidatingly) intelligent man make it very clear that he finds me worthy of shagging, and a whole lot more. So I guess all you people who said "it's not you, it's HB being a dick, someone else will come along" were right. Much though I hate to admit it.

But you can continue complimenting my 'doo if you like, Nordicskillz. I thought your hair was good when I met you, as well. :-)

― kate, Wednesday, 14 May 2003 12:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, pshaw!

It needs a cut so badly. Gonna take the dodgy Camden £5 haircut challenge later tonight.

But thanks.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 13:01 (twenty-three years ago)

you can tell Adam lathers, rinses AND repeats

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 13:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I stopped using conditioner about a month ago. Should I go back?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 13:09 (twenty-three years ago)

# KATE KATE KATE / SHE'S, LIKE, GREAT-ON-A-PLATE #

― @@@ (alexfack), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 13:09 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

Oh christ, why did I reread this thread? What a mistake.

I was hoping that the original thread would make me laugh, and reassure my ego just a little, tiny bit. But my addenda at the end just made me cry.

Nice picture, though, I always wondered where there was a copy of it...

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

It was supposed to prove A) that you could politely ask yer friends if they would shag you and elicit an honest response, as posited in this thread.

you can't really prove that here because it's different asking someone like in private than asking somebody on a public internet message board (which kinda isn't all that polite!! i general "so, who wants to shag me, then?" isn't exactly personal!!)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

PF OTM

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Cute Danelectro

― StillModJHere, Friday, 6 August 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

PF is pinefox, btw.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread made me miss Lara. And you, too, RJG.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

you know RJG?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I'm just being cute!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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