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it doesnt have to be anal

― anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:02 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.ultrashag.com/ultrashag1.jpg

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:18 (twenty-three years ago)

will you wash my hair in trade?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:27 (twenty-three years ago)

how about nasal?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Lars would!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:31 (twenty-three years ago)

How good are you at cleaning house?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I take Visa.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I prefer Discover (wink wink nudge nudge)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Can we see a pic again, please?

I mean, uh, er, your posts show that you are very intelligent and kind-natured... and ...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ladies and Gentlemen, do we have a taker?

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I know you're scared of my vulva, but I'd so go there!

― kate, Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I know you're scared of my vulva, but I'd so go there!

Is there something I haven't been told, Kate?

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I’m trying to expunge the term ‘beef curtains’ from my vocabulary.

― No One (SiggyBaby), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I think we're all scared of Kate's vulva, but don't say anything. It is the elephant in the livingroom of ILX.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:30 (twenty-three years ago)

KATE'S VULVA DOES NOT SCARE ME.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

oops, I meant to say lord save me.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought it was a silent protest.

Where do you stand on Kate's vulva?

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Ans: On the edge.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

That's a new sexual practice on me. Is there a name for it?

― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

When people are talking about you your ears are meant to burn. What is meant to happen when your genitals are discussed? Do they *tingle* too? And if such, are we giving Kate a good time?

Kate back to thread!

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Stop standing on my vulva. That HURTS, you know. You lot are hardly foetuses!

D'oh, this is what happens when you post while tired. Clarification: I know Anthony is scared of my vulva, but he could so go there.

― kate, Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe if we all talk at once we can set people on fire.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Spontaneous human combustion explained!

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

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