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am I too dumb to realize that these are, in fact, hilarious?

― keith (keithmcl), Friday, 7 March 2003 03:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Let's hope we all are.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 7 March 2003 03:52 (twenty-three years ago)

ee to the ex dee ex,
ee to the why dee why,
sine x, cosine x,
natural log of y,
derivative on the left
derivative on the right
integrate, integrate,
fight! fight! fight!

our version went

e^x, dx, dx, e^y dy,
cosine secant tangent sine
3.14159
square root, cube root, log of pi
disintegrate 'em, all over i

― Aaron A., Friday, 7 March 2003 03:59 (twenty-three years ago)

weapons of math destruction!!

(sorry anna.)

― toby (tsg20), Friday, 7 March 2003 08:35 (twenty-three years ago)

The first two are good. Downhill from there.

― Graham (graham), Friday, 7 March 2003 08:50 (twenty-three years ago)

But pie are round!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 March 2003 08:53 (twenty-three years ago)

(My God, I'm looking up set theory to find out what the second one means, at 8:53 am. Are you proud RickyT?)

― Graham (graham), Friday, 7 March 2003 08:53 (twenty-three years ago)

This is such an Andrew Farrell thread!

(I think)

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 09:38 (twenty-three years ago)

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E to the X
D-Y, D-X
E to the X
D-X.
Cosine, Secant, Tangent, Sine
3.14159
E-I, Radical, Pi
Fight'em, Fight'em, WPI!

Go Worcester Polytechnic Institute!!!!!!

Yeah, go you wild mathematically minded crazy fools!

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 10:44 (twenty-three years ago)

This is such an Andrew Farrell thread!

(Cries)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 7 March 2003 11:26 (twenty-three years ago)

You dig the mathematical vibe, dontcha?

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 11:35 (twenty-three years ago)

what's the difference between a mosquito and a mountaineer?

One is a vector and the other a scalar!

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 7 March 2003 11:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Blood is coming out of my ears...

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually for all that I appreciate the perversity of most of these, using the Beauty and Power of the Queen of Sciences in support of a local sports team is just wrong. Remember Skolnick!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 7 March 2003 11:42 (twenty-three years ago)

The version of Mark's joke that I heard is better:

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a banana?

Elephant banana sin theta.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a banana?

Nothing. A mountain climber is a scalar.

― Douglas (Douglas), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Hear about the constipated mathematician? He WORKED IT OUT WITH A PENCIL!!!

― dave q, Friday, 7 March 2003 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

what's the difference between a mosquito and a mountaineer?
One is a vector and the other a scalar!

-- MarkH

I heard it as:

Q "What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountaineer?"
A "You can't cross a vector with a scalar"

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:01 (twenty-three years ago)

(oh, yeah, sorry)

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I can only say: rdrr.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

lim 3 = 8
ω→∞

― jergïns, Thursday, 1 May 2008 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― nabisco, Thursday, 1 May 2008 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

OMG SO FUNNY

― nabisco, Thursday, 1 May 2008 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

Dr Pepper all over keyboard

LOLOLOLOL

― nabisco, Thursday, 1 May 2008 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

i know, right?

― jergïns, Thursday, 1 May 2008 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

RDRR

― Bodrick III, Thursday, 1 May 2008 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

O shi, somebody already did that.

― Bodrick III, Thursday, 1 May 2008 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

we're laughing cause that greek letter looks like boobies, right?

― nabisco, Thursday, 1 May 2008 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

disgusting

― badg, Friday, 2 May 2008 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

There are 10 kinds of people in this world - those who know binary and those who don't.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 2 May 2008 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

Do you know that one about the waiter where the punchline is "....plus a constant!" That one is really funny.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 2 May 2008 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

why is six scared of seven?

because seven eight nine!

― andrew m., Friday, 2 May 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

pizza chef: so how would you like your pizza cut, in 8 or 10 slices?

customer: better make it 8. i don't think i can eat 10.

― andrew m., Friday, 2 May 2008 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

What did the acorn say when he grew up?

Geometry!

― Colin M. Saunders, Friday, 2 May 2008 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

What does a mermaid wear?

Algebra!

― Colin M. Saunders, Friday, 2 May 2008 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

What is integral(d(cabin)/cabin)?

Houseboat!

― libcrypt, Friday, 2 May 2008 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooa8nHKPZ5k

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 2 May 2008 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

How do you spot an extrovert mathematician?

...

They look at your shoes as you walk past them.

― krakow, Friday, 2 May 2008 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

five years pass...

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=7327

"Functional programming combines the flexibility and power of abstract mathematics with the intuitive clarity of abstract mathematics."

― j., Sunday, 29 September 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)

https://www.evernote.com/shard/s3/sh/b0a29e66-7415-415a-b121-10e9946d057c/d6f98863a81469ce68e6129a22e03a50/deep/0/cathy.png

― Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 29 September 2013 06:11 (twelve years ago)

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