I Blame Hstencil

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― gareth (gareth), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

i blame the parents

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Carphone mouthwash!

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I still blame Neil Patrick Harris. Damn him and his hottt goth look!

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I blame Davis Love III

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

As I have said elsewhere (and now update):

I'd never stab him with a pencil
Because violence makes no sense. I'll
just embrace him with my prehensile
extremities (as long as he's consensual):
That financial hipster, hstencil!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm in awe.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Well I blame the parents.

― Graham (graham), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

colin you forgot 'utensil' - but impressive nonetheless

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Fine. Insert "Or any other sharp utensil" as the second line.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I blame fuck you fuck perry perry perry raggett raggett fuck FAP fuck window shouting fuck fuck pencil stencil fuck fuck HATECRIME! fucker fuck windmills of your norfolk top gear top geir homegro hongro fuck fuck dat jess mess stress (i digress) fuck bomb don't tom when you're the graham graham fuck pencils stencils shouting out of dom joly dom pass cars massive cars shouting shouting HATECRIME! Dada wadda gabba gabba HATECRIME! YOU'RE OLD, Bob Mould (+ fat, gay and fantastic) megamega megamanic megapanic perry perry perry raggett raggett MC Victim versus MC HATECRIME Cat Power flower power heckle heckle lobster mobster caffiene chickens in a victim of Skeletor! Dom pass vs MC Jess vs MC Passhole (OPRAH WHEELIE!) Troll n. coddled homegro gongro bongro several shades of killallcornyindiehongro OTM squirm squirm don't Cat Power when you're the fucking Rocket trigger freaky Scientist perry perry perry raggett raggett am i emo am i homo am i hongro pencil mental health stencil professional having my head kicked out of a car window fuck carruthers brothers teeny weeny itsy bitsy HATECRIME! cotton balls fuck is good for the goose magritte is good for the nabisgro "if _I_ was a Troll n. coddled Joly steppenperry aerocarey gareth gareth sermon on the blount fuxx Golden MC graham windmills fucker dada megamanic panic panic VICTIM / HATECRIME OPO TS Classic or OLD. REALLY FUCKING OLD.

/sarcasm

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:17 (twenty-three years ago)

i blame the children

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

i blame rob playford (i'll get me coat)

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Hello Google :)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Lynskey's remake of "Born Slippy" is brilliant!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Shall I record it?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I can have it done in about an hour

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

If anything, I blame hstencil for caring too much!

"fuck carruthers brothers" is probably funnier to me than it should be.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Make it so!

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

lynskey thats like an X-ray of ILX

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I blame the ppl who made this land what it is.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Blame...

Is the cure, cure anything
throw the rudder down, throw the rudder down.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

"Music Takes You"!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

"financial hipster?" I'm at a loss for words...

― hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

who ever calls him "banker wanker" gets to deal with me for the next 12 minutes IN A BAD WAY.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

hstencil: you've seen coptic light, no?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

heh, gygax! an ex-girlfriend of mine used to always joke that I'm a "wanker, not a banker."

hstencil: you've seen coptic light, no?

YES!

― hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"I blame society. Society made me what I am."

― hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I still blame Neil Patrick Harris. Damn him and his hottt goth look!

NPH v. Justin T. FITE

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I could take Neil Patrick Harris.

― hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't count on it, cowboy. You'll end up covered in lipstick.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

But what a way to go.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Too bad last night didn't end that way!

― hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Emo boy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't make me start quoting Rites of Spring lyrics, Ned. Uh, 'cause I don't know any!

― hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Then we're all in agreement. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I blame society

― Ed (dali), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

You're just a suburban punk, Ed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I blame myself.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I blame "satanic" rock music.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I blame Courtney.

― Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 7 March 2003 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I’m Sorry:

I’m sorry about the “yelling things” thread that I released. I’m sorry about the “hardcore porn” statement on the “the talk” thread that I wrote. I’m sorry that I made fun of Ned Raggett in ILM AIM chat last night. I’m sorry I made fun of bob snoom in some thread or another. I’m sorry that I made fun of John Darnielle and his “mental health profession.” I’m sorry that Julio and I discuss bullshit free improv crap that no one gives a rat’s ass about. I’m sorry that ~~jess and I fight all the damn time~~. I’m sorry about any damage I did to Jen’s apartment. I’m sorry I forced Graham to lock the “yelling things” thread. I’m sorry I spelled Geir Hongro’s name wrong. I’m sorry I had the plug pulled on Jon Williams’s HTML hijinx on the “yelling things” thread and almost as sorry for encouraging gygax!’s mooing at cows joke. I’m sorry I haven’t listened to the ILX comp yet. I’m sorry I threw Nick’s Green Theory CD out the window. I’m sorry jack cole gets really hungover every time I come to Portland. Nate Patrin: I’m really fucking sorry. I’m sorry about the Matos 28th birthday FAP with my talk of “bears” and “dub metal.” I’m sorry I stifled James Blount’s creativity, thus forcing him to leave. I’m sorry I’ve never sold t-shirts that had rifle sights over Everett True’s face. Actually I’m sorry I didn’t think of that myself. I’m sorry I haven’t had an interesting thing to post to any ILX thread ever. I’m sorry for anyone who was ever trapped in an interminably boring AIM chat with me (but look at this way, if you have me on your buddy list, you can be prepared to log off!) I’m sorry I can’t self-delete my bulletin board posts (please don’t think about how Google saves this stuff). I’m really sorry I inflicted Shakey Mo Collier on the ILX world. I’m sorry I can’t send you any free jazz records. I'm sorry for lifting the idea for this lame-ass post from Matador.

― hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Hstencil in secret Cosloy shockah!

I’m sorry that I made fun of Ned Raggett in ILM AIM chat last night.

You're not sorry at all! And I didn't mind in the slightest. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:10 (twenty-three years ago)

''I’m sorry I can’t send you any free jazz records.''

you better send me some or else ;-)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I haven't burned Julio's Borbetomagus CDs. I'm sorry I offered to fly kate to the States so I can play her the Dead. I'm sorry that I let felicity take me out for drinks on schoolnights. I'm sorry for mentioning rosemary's leopard print bra in AIM chat last night. I'm sorry for mentioning that I was in my underwear in AIM chat last night. I'm sorry for telling JBR that she should change her handle to "JBR Street Gang." I'm sorry for typing out Big Star lyrics to Jen on AIM chat last night. I'm sorry for making a No New York CD for geeta. I'm sorry I still haven't given it to her. I'm sorry for flirting with Sarah McLUsky on the "flattery" thread. I'm sorry for ever implying that jess is not a he. I'm sorry for flirting with gygax! constantly. Same goes for jack cole.

― hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I’m sorry I threw Nick’s Green Theory CD out the window.

*suddenly understanding why we have such a large homeless-person fanbase*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 March 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Homless people have CD players?

― hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Homeless people have CD players?

― hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

h, funny... i flirted with jack cole on AIM the other night until queequeg came on and made him logoff.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 7 March 2003 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah queequeg is such a killjoy.

gygax! what's your AIM? I'm hstencil.

― hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

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I blame hstencil for someone having just sent me an email in Portuguese. I can't read Portuguese.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

But it looks cool, and you can make up what it means. (maybe it says "You don't know me! Let's fuck!)

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Um, but it's for work, and I have to know what it means.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I blame hstencil for poop.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Amateurist, in that case, ummm...blame hstencil.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 15:13 (twenty-three years ago)

That I will.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Or use something like http://www.freetranslation.com/, though I don't know how good online translators are. Maybe you could get the gist of it anyway...

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

i blame hstencil for me losing my passport but i found it so praise mighty hstencil.

^_^

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I blame hstencil for the email full of article requests I got just as I was getting ready to go home.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I blame me for thinking moving to NYC was a good idea.

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I blam hstencil for me not liking this Stereolab album

― oops (Oops), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

You blam me?

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I blame me for thinking moving to NYC was a good idea.

That's funny, 'cause I actually do blame you (well, and Ally and Alex in NYC and Jody Beth Rosen and [insert other NYC ILXor here] and my friend Micah that just moved up there awhile back) for me being jealous of all you eople who live in NYC. Fux0rs!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

er, "people"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Which one, Oops?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

don't be jealous, nick. I am forever getting wistful and wishing I could move back to ol' Kentuck and live the simple life of the "gentleman farmer." Don't get me wrong, I love NYC, but recent life events have made me rethink coming back here.

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Blam sounded more aggressive than blame, so I went w/it ;)
I was talking bout ETK, recommended to me on ILM. I don't hate it I guess, the instrumentation is generally very good, but some of the singing is like nails on a chalkboard to me...sounds like me when I make fun of religious singing.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:02 (twenty-three years ago)

some of the singing is like nails on a chalkboard to me

Are you kidding?? Well, okay, I guess I can see how one might be put off by the flat, disaffected tone -- there's nothing whatsoever soulful about Laetita and Mary's singing. But it's such ear candy to me I can't imagine it sounding like "nails on a chalkboard" to anyone. I'd recommend a different album to you, but from what I know about your tastes, ETK is probably the best (i.e., funkiest).

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I am forever getting wistful and wishing I could move back to ol' Kentuck and live the simple life of the "gentleman farmer."

hstencil complete 180 degree turnaround swayed by gygax! AIM chat from 2 weeks ago....

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡SHOCKAH!!!!!!!!!!!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, the nails on the chalkboard are tapping incessantly, rather than screeching. I think I just have something against cheesy lyrics/singing.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and I don't need something to be funky necessarily, only if that's what a band does best. I love Pet Sounds for instance and that's about as unfunky as can be. Sublime beauty will suffice.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, I'm guessing you sooooo did not live the "gentleman farmer" life in KY. I don't, and I live in what is only the 2nd largest city in KY.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

gygax!, I only think about moving back when I'm down, like, uh, right fucking now.

Nick, well yeah you'd be right. My parents live in the city of Louisville, but then again they have a big-ass backyard, and we saw a deer back there once! In the city!

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

http://sweb.uky.edu/~aecops0/images/kygirls.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 04:46 (twenty-three years ago)

You can't very well blame anyone for that. That kinda thing just happens sometimes.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 04:48 (twenty-three years ago)

UK v UL: fite!

― Benjamin (benjamin), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 05:05 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

i blame hstencil for me being "the vaguest poster evah"

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

welcome back, sensei baggins.

― jack cole (jackcole), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 06:02 (twenty-three years ago)

jc, expect some bloggerific ackshun in da hurry.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 07:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Where did you go, gygax?????

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 10:33 (twenty-three years ago)

what do you mean, gygax!?

(glad to see you back, SARS-less)

― hstencil, Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)

re: gygax!'s pic...yes, yes they do...hooboy.

"the sun shines bright on my old Kentucky hoooome"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Just don't sing the second verse, nick. Or if you do, make sure it's "this summer, the people are gay."

― hstencil, Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse...

I am forever getting this song stuck in my head thanks to ILX.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:17 (twenty-three years ago)

okay listen up! this is a thread about HSTENCIL mofos. any questions for gygax! should be directed to:

ILX Yahoo! Fantasy Baseball Thread Pt. 21,256... I can't believe it's not beisboro

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't even do what on my own damn thread.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 7 May 2003 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

hstencil, my citibank friend says if i forward her yr resume, she'll see what she can do, depending on yr experience etc.

so e it to me if you like. (i'm j_bdules at hotmail)

(hi gygax!)

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Kick ass! Thanks Julia, will send sometime this afternoon...

― hstencil, Wednesday, 7 May 2003 19:09 (twenty-three years ago)

hi JuliaA!

Let's play soon... i'll revive that thread when i feel like i'm back in shape... ;-D

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Today I've resolved not to blame hstencil for anything.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 May 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks luna!

I'm glad that my friend Russ doesn't blame me for his girlfriend getting in a car accident last night after I left my cellphone in her car (AGAIN!).

― hstencil, Thursday, 8 May 2003 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I blame hstencil for the oestrogen in the water supply. I blame hstencil for the San Andreas Fault. I blame hstencil for the fact that i comes before e except after c. I blame hstencil for video games, rap music, comic books, and subsequent high school shootings. I blame hstencil for Oliver Cromwell, Ellen Burstyn, The Levellers, and Kim Jong II. I blame hstencil for the splashes of urine on my shoe. I blame hstencil for the markets closing. I blame hstencil for The London Underground. I blame hstencil for the Irish, the Italians, and the Jews. I blame hstencil for 1498. I blame hstencil for "Their Satanic Majesties Request". I blame hstencil for the increase in flight delays. I blame hstencil for the death of real indie. I blame hstencil for overacademic bullshit. I blame hstencil for stomach trauma. I blame hstencil for the preponderance of ignorance. I blame hstencil for the failure of the Milan fashion show to attract its usual audience. I blame hstencil for underarm hair. I blame hstencil for dolphins caught in nets. I blame hstencil for ILX. I blame hstencil for high street hurly burly. I blame hstencil for women. I blame hstencil for capri pants and the "trirt". I blame hstencil for Julia Roberts and Keifer Sutherland. I blame hstencil for the Politburo. I blame hstencil for itches. I blame hstencil for the SIG11 problem. I blame hstencil for the cost of a modern wedding. I blame hstencil for the hole in the fence. I blame hstencil for Ronaldinho. I blame hstencil for the NATO agreement. I blame hstencil for the lack of good taste. I blame hstencil for the impossible ideal.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 10:45 (twenty-three years ago)

five months pass...

this is categorized under 'cuisine.'

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

really?!?

― hstencil, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gunters.net/Recipes/Carmen

I've had some i blame hstencil the other day... the carrots were a bit tepid but otherwise filling.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I blame hstencil for cracking me up by posting that goddamn picture all over the place.

― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 14 November 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil, Friday, 14 November 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

because you asked for it, of course.

― hstencil, Friday, 14 November 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

the carrots were a bit tepid but otherwise filling.

they look more like cocktail weiners.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 14 November 2003 07:56 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

you stink of booze my man

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

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