chemistry chat up lines

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I need these as there's a girl who's joined the department that I really like.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:55 (twenty-three years ago)

"yo where the bars at?" ;)

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Let's get organic!

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

cold fusion?

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"HEY NICE PANTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

hehehe...how cute of gareth to demonstrate his knowledge of chemistry.

lets keep this inorganic OK!

apart from free radicals. jokes involving them have potential i think.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

nice hybrid orbitals

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)

"I wanna fuck you in the ass with this white coat on"

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

tim- cold fusion is an idea that does not work.

any fule who has read Ed's energy thread knows that.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

(mine must be shouted from car for full effect)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd like to penetrate your primary solvation shell.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

If you're smoov Julio, this wil work:

"There seems to be some real ha-huh chemistry between us ha huh ha huh ha huh"

― Graham (graham), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Can you just hold this pipette for me?

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

''(mine must be shouted from car for full effect)''

I don't wnat to scare the girl tracer.

''I'd like to penetrate your primary solvation shell.''

excellent electrochemistry joke there.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

My name is Bond - Covalent Bond.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:13 (twenty-three years ago)

hahaha!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

My reply: “Not tonight I’m afraid, I’m on my periodic table”

― Robin (RJM), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Cold fusion works exactly as well as chat up lines (esp work-themed ones).

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

prob true (I've never tried it and i don't think i evah will). but since its friday afternoon.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't remember my orgo so well, but isn't there a term called backside attack??

― dave k, Friday, 7 March 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah...my org is a bit rusty as well but something like that.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

my org is a bit rusty

Ha! Maybe it's not just chat-up lines you need to work on!

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't really need it for what I'm doing so ha!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

You don't need your org? What do you want from this woman for then??

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

er...she's not an org chemist.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

ORG = ORG

AN

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

That didn't work. I was talking about your penis, you said it was rusty blah.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

hehehe...sorry. good one!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Well it might have been!!

Good luck with your girl.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"Hey baby, let's get exothermic."

Err. 'Tis human...

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

''Good luck with your girl.''

thanks but nothing will come of it really.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You - Me
Chemistry

― alext (alext), Friday, 7 March 2003 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

you win! so clever and so simple.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

hey can i put my test tube in your bunson burner?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 7 March 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"When you walk by I'm sure I can feel an exothermic reaction"

"I have some theories on friction, I just need a lab partner"

err SORRY!

(talk to her julio!!!)

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:28 (twenty-three years ago)

she's v beautiful. she prob has a boyfriend. I have this block in my mind abt these things.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, I would probably think the same thing! Do you talk to her at all I mean?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

not much but we do and its always work related.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

something about hyperfine structure seems appropriate.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 7 March 2003 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Mose Allison wrote a whole song inspired by this thread but the lyrics seem not to exist anywhere on the entire Future-Web!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 7 March 2003 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

(it's called "Your Molecular Structure" - "your molecular structure / is really something fine / a first-rate example of functional design")

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 7 March 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

"you got a chemistry class
I want a piece of your mind
you don't know what your started
when you mixed it up with mine
are you ready for the final solution?"

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 7 March 2003 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

"you got a chemistry class
those thighs that ass
you don't know what your started
when you mixed it up with mine
are you ready for the final solution?
Murder Inc baby"

(ja rule remix)

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 March 2003 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

if she thinks that you are some chemistry genious she will love you immediately
for example, make up some big problem and then work it into the conversation and then solve it real quick
this works better with math and stuff because you can memorize pi
(dot not take my advice)

― liz..p, Saturday, 8 March 2003 10:08 (twenty-three years ago)

ha! I won't.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 9 March 2003 12:04 (twenty-three years ago)

;-)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 9 March 2003 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I know that face! Does that mean you did take Liz's advise? Whatever you did, you did us proud. Well done Julio!

― Graham (graham), Sunday, 9 March 2003 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

not related to *that* kind of chemistry, but: do you ever feel chemistry with someone you don't actually like very much? someone you wouldn't want to date? but yet, it's there and won't go away?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

seven years pass...

"I see you like great music too."

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/553790_10151204194739709_1241252581_n.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

nice! lol

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

Mr Veg had one like this

http://demotivators.despair.com/shirts/ironyshirt.jpg

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

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