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Would you like to enjamb my masculine ending?

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

so, uh, you like Henry Miller?

― hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

hi, you look like someone who reads joseph mcelroy....no?

― john fail (cenotaph), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

just don't use anything out of lolita.

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

so disappointed no one's come up with a witty one for dangling participles.

― hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

unhand me, sir!

― cameron, Friday, 7 March 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Your solipsis -- my synecdoche.

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 7 March 2003 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single girl in possession of an ass as good as yours, must be in want of a drink.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 7 March 2003 22:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait, gimme a second chance... *ahem*: "How would you like your solipsis to get to know my synecdoche?"

― Leee (Leee), Saturday, 8 March 2003 05:59 (twenty-three years ago)

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