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My new favorite phrase, courtesy of Googlism. Yours?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

stairs is x times 6 +44 if you make the bottom left hand corner numeber x eg for the step

jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

d*stoor is among the six officers of the afb to have been selected for the president's fire

jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

(I know we've had Googlism threads before, I just wanted to make the phrase the thread title.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

beast is back what's even more worrying is that the red of the mirror's site is even more eye

hanley is not a backstreet boy

jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

The weird thing is, if you google "zeta jones" "ugly women" satan you just get that Googlism result, a Chris Moyles page and a couple of other shit things. None of them seem to be the source of the phrase above. Unless there was once a page that used it, then Google indexed the Googlism and thus perpetuated it. Anyway, it's all a bit of a cheat if you ask me.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

"nick coleman is always last to the rendezvous at the watermill pub in wivelsfield"

Well of course! I don't even know where wivelsfield is!

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*nick having identity crisis for being exposed to multiple people with his exact same name over the course of today*

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

The weird thing is, if you google "zeta jones" "ugly women" satan you just get that Googlism result, a Chris Moyles page and a couple of other shit things. None of them seem to be the source of the phrase above. Unless there was once a page that used it, then Google indexed the Googlism and thus perpetuated it. Anyway, it's all a bit of a cheat if you ask me.

It's totally feedback and iteration on the webbernet! Wowwee Zowwee!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

What, you didn't like "baby is a bear the moment charlie russell and maureen enns saw the three orphans in a russian zoo"?

and when did googlism get all addy with popups?

teeny (teeny), Friday, 7 March 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

millar is convicted of sodomizing

Millar (Millar), Friday, 7 March 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

lydia is looking forward to filling you in on the little details that make each neighborhood unique

(FYI that's my mom's name)

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 7 March 2003 19:13 (twenty-three years ago)

poontang is a word for sex and marlon brando has a house at pago pago

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 March 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

glory is new zealand's misery in first test flogging

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 March 2003 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I put in one of my hip-hop alternate-identities ("Nza") and got THIS list, which I couldn't narrow down to one most interesting one...

nza is a se rious dise as e
nza is the length of nza
nza is a growing company with a focus in the provision of it related products and services which includes project management and consultancy
nza is anti
nza is
nza is getting into an agreement with the little league to use some baseball fields for night lighted fields
nza is of nigerian origin
nza is controlled automatically through its relay and structure is simple with plastic frame
nza is obtained by differentiation of equation
nza is to disburse in 2001 some $200
nza is controlled automatically through its relay and structure is simple with plastic fra
nza is justin timberlake once they pay him to do it
nza is based on the report ‘hope has its price’ by jjam van gennip and k
nza is a completely new cultivator available in sizes from 5 to 10m
nza is supposed to be better then goldwater
nza is controlled automatically through its relay
nza is back with another review
nza is controlled automatically through its relay and structure is simple with
nza is possibly the first in australia to check out the new hercules titanium video cards
nza is the number of entries in matrix a

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 March 2003 19:22 (twenty-three years ago)

ned raggett is big leggy

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 March 2003 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

chaki is the panty

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 March 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

mclusky is physically close to a certain sean connery


...as opposed to a vague sean connery, obv.

(Is it wrong that I'm having so much fun googlisming ILXors names?)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 March 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

hstencil is gay and has tattoos and an english accent?
hstencil is still in
hstencil is still in possession of his hands
hstencil is revealed

hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I like "hstencil is still in". Like you're the fashion trend that just won't die.

I'm literally still giggling out of control at "chaki is the panty".

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 March 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

My real name yields:

___ ___ is the provincial fish habitat biologist for manitoba conservation and has worked on fisheries management projects since 1986

hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

aaron is not a stupid white man
aaron is so cute he should get an award for cutest
aaron is truly a hooker with a heart of gold
aaron is quoted as saying
"aaron is indisputably the all"

aaron is correct

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 7 March 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

nza is justin timberlake once they pay him to do it

You have a plan, my friend.

ned raggett is big leggy

Straight from ILXOR, that one.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes!!! anonymity!!!
Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about brg30 yet.

brg30 (brg30), Friday, 7 March 2003 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

google is a harsh mistress

j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 8 March 2003 02:44 (twenty-three years ago)

The best line I got was the blurb at the top of the page (about Googlism): "Its like a zany-madcap humour generator." Indeed.

o. nate (onate), Saturday, 8 March 2003 02:51 (twenty-three years ago)

slutsky is certified by the american board of urology
slutsky is a must have for anyone who trades electronically
slutsky is interested in experimental studies of interatomic forces in solids and liquids at very high pressures and temperatures
slutsky is a convicted felon who allegedly acted as a fiduciary to the mebt plan
slutsky is a bird found only on an isolated island of the galapagos
slutsky is the original street fighter
slutsky is one of the most unfortunate names ever

slutsky (slutsky), Saturday, 8 March 2003 05:52 (twenty-three years ago)

all true except the last.

slutsky (slutsky), Saturday, 8 March 2003 05:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Using one of my real names, I obviously get the best results (these are just a sampling):

vikram is a very physique youth
vikram is wrapping up awara paagal deewana
vikram is put into situations where he has no authority but takes it as his responsibility to wipe out the ant
vikram is also engaged in developing e
vikram is caught by the police and justice is rendered has been told in rather attractive fashion by the director
vikram is a rich man while sunita is an orphan who works as a singer
vikram is a local rowdy and who is a big guy in that area
vikram is extremely happy with king turning out to be a sentimental family entertainer
vikram is the hottest property in tamil industry after rajini and kamal
vikram is being shot in a village setting
vikram is too very emotional for his wife and sister kiran
vikram is all geared up for action

this just rox:

vikram is the champ in hong kong junior squash open


but this is by far my fave, considering how close to the truth it is:

vikram is a poor blind guy who lives his life by singing in streets and he hardly makes any money to keep his family running

Vic, Saturday, 8 March 2003 13:23 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
hey I've only just found this Googlism site, what a great larf!

...
steven foster is going to be best known for his sins
steven foster is doing the 9
Steven Foster is #404
...

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus christ is god incarnate
jesus christ is lord christian banner
jesus christ is lord to your website
jesus christ is god manifest in the flesh
jesus christ is the messiah
jesus christ is risen
jesus christ is lord homepage
jesus christ is god almighty
jesus christ is da bomb
jesus christ is the messiah and savoir ofall mankind
jesus christ is head of the church
jesus christ is not god
jesus christ is alive and well
jesus christ is god?
jesus christ is meaningless;
jesus christ is the light of your life
jesus christ is
jesus christ is gods only provision for our sin
jesus christ is come in the flesh
jesus christ is god and man
jesus christ is alive
jesus christ is the only way to heaven
jesus christ is the same yesterday today and for
jesus christ is your bridge to heaven
jesus christ is our wonderful counselor
jesus christ is sufficient to save sinners completely
jesus christ is calling you evangelistic ministry
jesus christ is a self
jesus christ is lord and savior of my life
jesus christ is the jewish messiah
jesus christ is the only way to god
jesus christ is god incarnate "
jesus christ is lord of all
jesus christ is my god
jesus christ is the only one able to restore the relationship we lost by giving us life
jesus christ is the only person known to fulfill all the old testament prophecies relating to the first coming of the messiah
jesus christ is the messiah matthew mcgee
jesus christ is god's only provision for man's sin
jesus christ is truly god and truly man
jesus christ is lord
jesus christ is the
jesus christ is risen today
jesus christ is buried in japan? mahikari claims that this is the last resting place of jesus christ
jesus christ is all
jesus christ is the messiah and savior of all mankind
jesus christ is head of the church christ is the image of the invisible god
jesus christ is lord by pastor gary w
jesus christ is the god of the philosophers ?
jesus christ is rockin' and rollin'
jesus christ is cleansing his church
jesus christ is a man without equal
jesus christ is jehovah
jesus christ is the foreordained but voluntary act of the only begotten son of god
jesus christ is life
jesus christ is the same
jesus christ is god
jesus christ is lord christian banner exchange
jesus christ is meaningless; such belief will not deliver you to heaven for eternity
jesus christ is the only way and calls for a response of faith dr
jesus christ is either
jesus christ is god's only provision for our sin
jesus christ is come in the flesh there are only 4 verses in scripture that actually use the word antichrist
jesus christ is divine
jesus christ is coming back
jesus christ is the same yesterday today and for ever
jesus christ is the lord
jesus christ is our prince of peace
jesus christ is sufficient to save sinners completely mike gendron
jesus christ is god's solution to the problem of human imperfection and evil
jesus christ is the son of god
jesus christ is necessarily expressed within our understanding of "the one triune god
jesus christ is calling you ministries
jesus christ is lord quick links
jesus christ is god's plan for forgiveness
jesus christ is the only way to god
jesus christ is god incarnate
jesus christ is lord christian banner
jesus christ is god
jesus christ is god manifest in the flesh
jesus christ is lord / top christian sites
jesus christ is the messiah
jesus christ is alive
jesus christ is risen today
jesus christ is risen
jesus christ is da bomb
jesus christ is god almighty
jesus christ is
jesus christ is lord
jesus christ is lord homepage
jesus christ is the
jesus christ is head of the church
jesus christ is god?
jesus christ is jehovah
jesus christ is not god
jesus christ is not
jesus christ is meaningless;
jesus christ is alive and well
jesus christ is the one and only son of god
jesus christ is gods only provision for our sin
jesus christ is magnificient
jesus christ is the same yesterday today and for
jesus christ is my god
jesus christ is coming back
jesus christ is god and man
jesus christ is come in the flesh
jesus christ is sufficient to save sinners completely
jesus christ is our prince of peace
jesus christ is our mighty god
jesus christ is our lord and savior
jesus christ is your bridge to heaven
jesus christ is my lord and personal savior
jesus christ is the jewish messiah
jesus christ is the church's foundation stone
jesus christ is the only son of god
jesus christ is lord and savior of my life
jesus christ is the head of his church
jesus christ is god incarnate "
jesus christ is lord christian banner exchange
jesus christ is the only one able to restore the relationship we lost by giving us life
jesus christ is lord of all
jesus christ is the only person known to fulfill all the old testament prophecies relating to the first coming of the messiah
jesus christ is portrayed in every single book of both the old and the new testament
jesus christ is god's only provision for man's sin
jesus christ is the messiah matthew mcgee
jesus christ is none other than god himself come in the flesh
jesus christ is the savior of
jesus christ is the one you have always needed
jesus christ is all
jesus christ is truly god and truly man
jesus christ is the great i am
jesus christ is head of the church christ is the image of the invisible god
jesus christ is the foreordained but voluntary act of the only begotten son of god
jesus christ is lord by pastor gary w
jesus christ is the one way to the father
jesus christ is the lord
jesus christ is lord quick links
jesus christ is meaningless; such belief will not deliver you to heaven for eternity
jesus christ is the same
jesus christ is god's only provision for our sin
jesus christ is the son of god
jesus christ is magnificent
jesus christ is the same yesterday today and for ever
jesus christ is god's solution to the problem of human imperfection and evil
jesus christ is come in the flesh there are only 4 verses in scripture that actually use the word antichrist
jesus christ is sufficient to save sinners completely mike gendron
jesus christ is divine
jesus christ is risen from the dead
jesus christ is the jehovah of the old testiment
jesus christ is it a fact? how vitally important is the resurrection of jesus christ to christianity? how vitally
jesus christ is sufficient to save sinners completely by mike gendron whenever man is engaged in attaining and preserving his salvation
jesus christ is the promised jewish messiah
jesus christ is the only son of god and is god
jesus christ is "god over all"
jesus christ is a man without equal
jesus christ is necessarily expressed within our understanding of "the one triune god

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

satan is santa claus
satan is walking the earth
satan is alive
satan is in the comfy lounge
satan is defeated
satan is real
satan is my motor desktop theme
satan is back
satan is real by dan sattelmeier
satan is and why he was created
satan is my webmaster
satan is a murderer
satan is seen as good
satan is the dark force in nature
satan is an alien?
satan is a cult
satan is alive and well on planet earth
satan is a nerd
satan is my master
satan is real?
satan is deceiving us
satan is afraid you will find out
satan is not attacking you
satan is my motor
satan is my co
satan is a put down
satan is god
satan is alive and well
satan is a pimp
satan is true to his word
satan is here
satan is the sign of gorgoroth
satan is front
satan is neato
satan is not at home
satan is my motor lyrics
satan is a liar
satan is dead
satan is the father of cain
satan is the father of lies and prince of darkness
satan is gonna get to you
satan is
satan is boring
satan is soon to be lauched on november 26th
satan is out to destroy your faith
satan is the match
satan is at work again
satan is when he comes to collect
satan is a mathematician
satan is my motor"
satan is real the louvin brothers
satan is a murderer whoever kills
satan is a concept
satan is an alien? is satan is an alien?
satan is to breed a sense of fatalistic determinism
satan is real 2
satan is alive and well on planet earth by hal lindsey
satan is my motor i've got wheels
satan is a nerd t
satan is my motor" i've got wheels
satan is my master" satan is my master he has always been he tells me what to do he buys my metallica records for me and sometimes i
satan is gonna be mighty pissed off by you hippies
satan is not real
satan is cast into the bottomless pit
satan is cast out of heaven
satan is no different
satan is afraid you will find out the items listed below are not meant to be comprehensive but are included to cause you to think
satan is involved in their lives
satan is more
satan is introduced in the book of genesis
satan is a put down recently i was engaging in one of my destructive little habits
satan is loose in the pulpits
satan is loose in the pulpits disguised as preachers of righteousness
satan is true to his word?
satan is still alive and well on planet earth
satan is aka as the devil
satan is in the garden'
satan is here hi
satan is good
satan is a mathematician keith allen daniels
satan is real too
satan is neato t
satan is laughing at u fools phyllis seliner
satan is an anagram of santa
satan is the freethinker of our tyme
satan is your avowed enemy
satan is the father of cain because the word "beguiled" in gen
satan is not as dangerous as many argue
satan is the most powerful fallen angel and the master of all evil
satan is mentioned several times in the quran
satan is a deadbeat

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom Ewing is smoother than a trunk full of mink

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

roxy is the queen
roxy is lucky enough to have two registered names
roxy is the attitude and real angst of the misfits
roxy is very loving and loves to play with her neighbor friends
roxy is known as a place where dreams can come true and frequently do
roxy is no longer strictly vegetarian
roxy is a very competent musician both on piano and blues harp and has an original vocal style that is easy to listen to
roxy is an important companion for a special boy
roxy is already scratching at the stitches
roxy is a popular post
roxy is a legend in clyde
roxy is home of the current world dance champions
roxy is then forced to admit the truth and the team are surprised
roxy is still defining herself to me
roxy is "going to school" with the rest of the children
roxy is your radio station
roxy is always a bit on the young side
roxy is an outstanding individual who is bringing holsteins' most popular cowfamilies together
roxy is left in charge of both infant children
roxy is the first modern human to encounter him
roxy is the coolest place in the city
roxy is no surrealist
roxy is coming home
roxy is here

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

ilx is 8 degrees f
ilx is not far away
ilx is a gated community from which i have wilfully locked myself out
ilx is a very large incumbent and so they have significant risk there

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

'calum is a hunchback of retarded mentality who has an angelic face'

ENRQ (Enrique), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

jocelyn is a punk rocker
jocelyn is an inveterate "cafeist
jocelyn is really jocelyn
jocelyn is controlling the tempo of the fight at this point and the scoring as the round ends
jocelyn is apparently color blind
jocelyn is in lithuania currently
jocelyn is not upset that she did not receive a nobel prize
jocelyn is currently chairperson of the hamilton district community law centre trust and a member of the dental council of new zealand complaints assessment

jocelyn is unaware of this

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

roxy is "going to school" with the rest of the children

now that's just creepy

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I know, or condescending.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Or both. Aim high.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ilx is a gated community from which i have wilfully locked myself out

This sounds like it's written by some dissatisfied ex-ILXor.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

oops, yes sorry if I may have fluffed some feathers there. best just to leave that be.

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)


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