is that they keep drawing the series out to squeeze it for every last bit of profit they can get out of it, thereby:
1. contradicting their own central thesis, i.e. that you have to make your decision to be saved now because it's going to be too late someday real soon
2. eventually completely revising that central thesis so that it's never ever ever too late to get saved, not even after Jesus's announced final sell-by date
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 8 March 2003 03:23 (twenty-three years ago)