Women with penises, classic or dud?

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Biological doubles or medical misfits, what's your take on creatures who look mostly feminine until you rip their pants off in the heat of the moment? Fellate them or run to the bathroom and vomit? Seems to me, the humanitarian thing to do is blow 'em away with your compassion and understanding.

― Scaredy Cat, Saturday, 8 March 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

oh but it's kind of sexy, i'm a girl and i've always wanted a penis.

― rebekah (rebekah), Sunday, 9 March 2003 03:57 (twenty-three years ago)

classic, but only if said penis is of horse proportions, produces huge amounts of ejaculate, and I have hypnotic capabilities and a video camera, in which case I'd find a few standard-variety female strippers and make billions and billions of dollars - otherwise total dud.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:01 (twenty-three years ago)

*waves*

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 9 March 2003 10:35 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

er...

― mei (mei), Sunday, 14 March 2004 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, dud I would imagine, if only for the poor fella who pulled them, and then get them back to thier hotel room and find that hey ain't gonna get the rumpy-pumpy they had in mind.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 14 March 2004 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic, if it's Candy Darling. If I had a scanner, I'd scan in nude pix of her from some Warhol coffee table book I have, but I don't have a scanner, so you've got to imagine.

― anode (anode), Sunday, 14 March 2004 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i have photos of her and the factory, gate fold, left clothed, right nude, joe and candy at opposite ends...done by avedon, god was she gorgeous.

― anthony, Sunday, 14 March 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

So yeah if you can deal w/penises it's classic etc

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 14 March 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

She/he oh my it's all such FUN what does it matter

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 14 March 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe i'm just too hetrosexual for my own good, but I have to say, surely there's an element of dishonesty going on if s/he lures you into her trap, only to spring on you (as it were) without you knowing the score?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 14 March 2004 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

How the hell hasn't this been Googled yet?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 14 March 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

oh but it's kind of sexy, i'm a girl and i've always wanted a penis.
-- rebekah

See. I told you.

― Dr. Freud, Sunday, 14 March 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.greatmodernpictures.com/fwm-candy.jpg

― mei (mei), Sunday, 14 March 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Even though she was a bloke, and I'm straight, I have to admit he/she's pretty hot.

― mei (mei), Sunday, 14 March 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic if it's what you wanted! :-)

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 14 March 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

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