Blood Flows in Schoolgirl Scrap (it was just one girl punched another in the nose, I mean really!)Shock Therapy Works
― cuspidorian, Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:28 (twenty-three years ago)
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― cuspidorian, Sunday, 9 March 2003 05:22 (twenty-three years ago)
― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Sunday, 9 March 2003 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)
― cuspidorian, Monday, 10 March 2003 01:50 (twenty-three years ago)
― cuspidorian, Monday, 10 March 2003 01:51 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)
― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 03:14 (twenty-three years ago)
And it makes my friend's review of Donnie Darko with the line "he is the anti Toby McGuire" all the more hilarious.
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 03:23 (twenty-three years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 11:45 (twenty-three years ago)
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 12:01 (twenty-three years ago)
UTAH GIRL FOUND ALIVE
― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 12:04 (twenty-three years ago)
After Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic in the Scottish FA Cup (?) a couple of seasons ago.
― OleM (OleM), Saturday, 22 March 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)
― OleM (OleM), Saturday, 22 March 2003 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)
― spectra, Sunday, 23 March 2003 11:07 (twenty-three years ago)
Whoah! Did I just do some magickal spellcasting thing or something?
― OleM (OleM), Sunday, 23 March 2003 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2249267920071022
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.geocities.com/grahamp3/images/keegan_fills.jpg
― onimo, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)
Still the best headline ever.
― aldo, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)
Oh FFS
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/aldo_cowpat/headline.jpg
― aldo, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)
My favourite headline from the nineties:
DOG BIT WOLF INTO ITS TONGUE
(How the hell did anyone find about this? Did the wold report to the cops?)
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)
Another favourite from the nineties:
GOLF BALL FLEW INTO MOUTH OF FEMALE POET
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)
this is my favourite recent one http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/world/asia-pacific/6178659.stm
― TTTTTTT, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)
New Scientist (not strictly a newspaper, true) has this today "Tiger numbers halved by new census"
DOWN WITH THESE TIGER-KILLING CENSUSES!
― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)
My own favourite from recent years: "Woman and her horse found dead on road" (Daily Telegraph)
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)
...
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.radioiowa.com/gestalt/go.cfm?objectid=8236B5C0-B05D-4449-C61737F94AED9CE4
― gabbneb, Thursday, 29 November 2007 06:05 (eighteen years ago)
Robots fly into Antarctic skies
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7302508.stm
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 18:39 (eighteen years ago)
ROYALS TO GET TASTE OF ANGELS' COLON
― milo z, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 18:55 (eighteen years ago)
A TASTE
Wonder Woman Actress Finds Body on River
― jsimp, Sunday, 8 June 2008 02:08 (eighteen years ago)
The Watford Observer's had some great ones recently.
BOY DIES IN GREEK TRAGEDY
KILLER SKUNK FLOODS LONDON
Plus, from the South London Gazette, this:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1380/621723425_74826e87a7_m.jpg
― JimD, Sunday, 8 June 2008 15:55 (eighteen years ago)
Girl: Dad made me dismember mom.
(the link is to a TV site, but the headline was in the paper, too.)
― will, Sunday, 8 June 2008 16:25 (eighteen years ago)
Dad made me dismember mom.
great Springer potential there
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 8 June 2008 16:29 (eighteen years ago)
"Big Cat Steals Poodle From Lawn"
from the local paper
― Abbott, Sunday, 8 June 2008 16:43 (eighteen years ago)
cnn.com: 'Cindy Brady' halts radio chat to vomit
― jsimp, Sunday, 6 July 2008 03:12 (seventeen years ago)
LA Times:
Obama backers Bernie Mac and Morgan Freeman both hospitalized
A bad day for Barack Obama donors.
Morgan Freeman, the iconic voice of God in several filmsActorMorgan Freeman who often plays God in the movies and is a Barack Obama backer is in serious condition in a Memphis hospital after a late-night car crash near his Mississippi home and reliable good-guy co-conspirator of Christian Bale's Batman in "The Dark Knight," is in serious condition in a Memphis hospital after a late-night car accident near his home in Mississippi.
The popular Freeman, who is 71, gave the Obama presidential campaign $2,300 on March 8.
And comedian Bernie Mac, popular TV-film funnyman who got a little vocally naughty at a recent Obama fundraiser, is seriously ill with pneumonia in a Chicago hospital.
Strange as it may seem, it's not all about the election.
― jaymc, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)
Wasn't Bernie Mac one of those bust insurance companies?
― Just got offed, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)
This one in this morning's Age was a corker:
Did Loose Zips Sink Schipps?
(re swimmer Jessica Schipper's swimsuit not zipping up properly. Haw!)
― Trayce, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 00:15 (seventeen years ago)
Also, the horribly misleading:
Child-porn teacher 'a broken man'
The guy in question was a teacher caught viewing porn, though if there's a school that teaches it, I dont think I wanna know o_0
― Trayce, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 00:17 (seventeen years ago)
Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'
― nabisco, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 00:58 (seventeen years ago)
Stebbing said the animal cruelty charge could be raised to a felony if the cat dies or is found to have suffered injury.
please be sure to post the follow up story.
― ian, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:05 (seventeen years ago)
Police hunt radioactive college principal
― Local Garda, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:14 (seventeen years ago)
oops, full headline tells the full story: Police hunt radioactive college principal wanted on child porn charges
yeah, i was half-tempted to start a thread called "RADIOACTIVE PAEDOPHILE" a coupla days back
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:15 (seventeen years ago)
Two more Berkeley skirt-lifting attacks
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/02/BAI6167TLG.DTL&tsp=1
― what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:16 (seventeen years ago)