You Know What? Fuck It. Here's a Little Prayer From Your Favorite Angry American, Toby Keith

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Dear Lord,

Thank you for letting us watch our WB, Fox News, and SportsCenter and have a 32 oz. soda and some Dippin' Dots. Thank you for my beautiful gated community to keep the scum out. Thank you for allowing me a few hours/wk on the Yahoo Message Boards. Thank you for good patriots like Pat Robertson and Kenneth Lay and Karl Rove. Thank you for my H2. And most importantly NASCAR and beer and pussy. Thank you for lettin' me be myself again.

Amen,

Brother Ben
Shot a rooster
Killed a hen

The rooster cried
The chicken died
They both committed
Su-ic-ide

Your lover,

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Toby Keith
aka The Angry American

P.S.
Bite the pillow baby. Daddy's comin' in dry.

― Toby Keith, The Angry American, Tuesday, 11 March 2003 08:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Nice goatee.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 08:54 (twenty-three years ago)

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"You know what? That's not funny motherfucker. I'm not saying a prayer with you. I'll be havin' sex in da club. Because I am truly gangsta and you're just a redneck dickwad who cashes in on the fears of the common folk."

"And I am fear itself. Machiavel."

― Edward Furlong, A Guy Not to Be Fucked With, Tuesday, 11 March 2003 09:06 (twenty-three years ago)

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"That doesn't impress us. We're New Yorkers. That means we're tough. We'll be havin' sex in the cool car chair."

― The Cast of My Two Dads, Tuesday, 11 March 2003 09:14 (twenty-three years ago)

My current diet began the day a colleague told me I looked like Toby Keith.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 09:27 (twenty-three years ago)

someone told me i looked like edward furlong once, but i hate the motherfucker so i did nothing about it.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 11:58 (twenty-three years ago)

i mean, i hate the guy who said it.

oh, fuck it, i hate eddie furlong too.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

The rooster didn't commit suicide. He got shot.

You're falling into logical error.

― Al Ewing (Al Ewing), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

can we make every thread title start with "You Know What? Fuck It" from here on out please, thanks.

― g.cannon (gcannon), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...

WTF

― Dan (Okay This Thread) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

WTF were you doing searching Toby Keith threads, I might ask in turn.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

dan's getting a lil spanktime in on a friday afternoon

― j (working for the weekend) blount (papa la bas), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:44 (twenty years ago)

He has a piece of your heart.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

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