I made my win95 b0x go faster so I could play "half life"

Yes!! I er obtained a faster processor for my home comput0r!! It was running @ 133mhz, but the man from the comput0r gr4v3yard shop next door gave me thiz bag ov old process0rz, & told me to find one that worked, & give hime thee rest back!! The bag of processors must have once been worth over 1000 uk pounds, but now they have no monetatry value whatsoever... Thee 1st chip was allegedly a p200, but on examination it proved to be a p120, so I didn't both0r w/that one. There was this cyrix 200 chip, but it was fux0r3d, so I had to use a p200 w/MMX. It seems to have made the computer go a little faster!! W00T!! BL4Z3 0N D00D!!! I B3 FLY!NG N0\/\/!!!! On the way home, I st0pped off at thee metrocentre, and looked in this shop that sells 2nd hand comput0r games (also they sell cd roms full of pictures of people w/o clothes hem hem) there they had an old copy ov "half life" for, like, 7.99. So I bought it. It's very good!! I haf been up 'till 2.30 am these last 2 nights. Who is the d00d in the black suit, with the briefcase I keep seeing wandering around on balconies & suchlike? Should I cap the fux0r??

Anyway, I have a question, + a request!! Does anyone have a Pentium 200-S (IE pre-MMX) chip lying around they'd like to sell me, cheap, like? How about an old 3dFX graphic pci card?

I love keeping old stuff going on for ever.