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what would agent cooper do?
this cognitive tool is licensed "public domain" so feel free to use it.

http://www.geocities.com/picturesref/agentcooper.jpg

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 13 March 2003 04:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.davidlynch.de/kylegq3.jpgsame pic

― Aaron A., Thursday, 13 March 2003 04:24 (twenty-three years ago)

hmmm, i thought that this would be "what would anal cunt do?"

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 13 March 2003 04:36 (twenty-three years ago)

i thought 'what would aztec camera do'? what a geek i must be.

― j fail (cenotaph), Thursday, 13 March 2003 04:39 (twenty-three years ago)

my head must be in the clouds because I was thinking Alpha Centauri!

― Aaron A., Thursday, 13 March 2003 04:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Agent Cooper would have a piece of pie and some coffee. This thread is officially over now.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 13 March 2003 04:53 (twenty-three years ago)

dale cooper got an incisive mind and exotic methodologies
he went thru real bad stuff and nevertheless
present himself as a class act in the mise-en-scène of daily life
because he is wise enough to avoid morbidity in his introspection
a threadfull of dithyrambs to praise his virtues is u&K!
nota bene: knowing how to enjoy a good pie and a good coffee
is also very important.
and that's partly why he is a socio-significative imaginary person to me

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 13 March 2003 05:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Diane

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 13 March 2003 05:29 (twenty-three years ago)

uh huh Diane was a concept of his

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 13 March 2003 05:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Alan Coren would make some jokes about the Germans.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 13 March 2003 12:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Augustus Caesar would subject the whole wide earth to the rule of the Roman people, innit.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 13 March 2003 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, I do appreciate pie-appreciating really, and would like to note that 'socio-significative imaginary person' is a very good phrase that could also be used on the fancying fictional characters thread.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 13 March 2003 12:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Alistair Cooke would provide a scholarly account of British and American history.

― robster (robster), Thursday, 13 March 2003 12:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Andy Crane would make a few pithy yet innuendous comments aimed at the parents in the audience and then be pecked by a stuffed duck.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 March 2003 13:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Burnsss suit! Burnnsss suit!

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 March 2003 13:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Aleister Crowley would spend a whole bunch of money on an impressive-looking costume and then go sodomize a 22-year-old violinist.

― Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 13 March 2003 13:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Andy Capp would lie facing the back of the couch.

― Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 13 March 2003 14:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Aleister Crowley would spend a whole bunch of money on an impressive-looking costume and then go sodomize a 22-year-old violinist...

While soaring on absynthe.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 March 2003 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Alice Cooper would fake his death on stage.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 13 March 2003 14:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Andy Cole would miss the side of a barn.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 13 March 2003 14:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I misread this as "What Would Alice Cooper Do?"

The answer? Drink himself senseless, play golf and behead himself.

http://www.pdmedia.se/rock_gallery/cooper/cooper7.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha, what a (cognitive) tool

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Andy Cole would miss. From five yards.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Agatha Christie would conclude that the butler did it

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Alan Cumming would say 'GIVE ME THE CODES NATALYA!' in a dubious Russian accent

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it something about being called Matt which brings out the Andy Cole jokes?

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Alexinny C would obviously not read me post just before his. :(

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Heh... didn't see yer post! Great Matts think alike, evidently.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Clearly!

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Ann Coulter would use this thread as evidence of young liberal depravity.

― Aaron A., Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Aaron Copeland would weep cuz his thread is so short.

― Aaron A., Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Alistair Campbell would tell Tony to keep schtumm.

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Aztec Camera would do a Van Halen cover.

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 13 March 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Anal Cunt would say that this thread is gay, that you're all gay for posting herein, and that ILX and the Internet itself are all gay!

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 14 March 2003 06:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Anaheim, California would welcome you through its gates to enjoy Disneyland, an Angels game, and some crack.

― Aaron A., Friday, 14 March 2003 06:33 (twenty-three years ago)

AC Green would resist temptation and remain pure

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 06:44 (twenty-three years ago)

A Chipmunk would cover "The Laughing Gnome."

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 March 2003 06:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Adam Carolla would ask you to bounce on a trampoline.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 14 March 2003 09:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Al Cowlings would drive the getaway car

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 14 March 2003 09:15 (twenty-three years ago)

(seriously though, "what would agent cooper do" is pretty good)

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 14 March 2003 09:40 (twenty-three years ago)

What would Art Carney do?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 14 March 2003 09:42 (twenty-three years ago)

AC would jam a Ford Mustang moter into an overpriced sober British Sports Car with a lame chassis and make a classic car for all time.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 March 2003 10:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I like that I spelled Motor that way, 'cause that's how I pronounce n' all, hon.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 March 2003 10:01 (twenty-three years ago)

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