What Food Can You Eat in a pool/shower/sauna/beach/ocean/pond/lake/river/creek/stream?

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Plastic Drink Cups with lids sound like shit in the shower!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I think fruit is fine in most of those situations. You know, pineapple by a waterfall, watermelon in a lake, oranges at the beach...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Italians are big fans of a bit of a walk through the sea with watermelon. FACT.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Does watermelon's flavor hold up if you get salt spray on it???

Ice Cream in the shower or rain sucks.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Bread in the shower is a bad idea.
Strawberries are better.

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Last time I was on a beach I drank beer out of a mug made of ice. I chugged the beer, took a bite of the mug, then chucked it into the ocean. One of the most satisfying moments of my life. I'm not sure if I should be saddened by that.

Strawberries ANYWHERE. Yes, even ORIFICES.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, maybe not orifices. I've gone too far.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I ate a BLT in the shower this morning, as a matter of fact. I was in a hurry.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Gorp is nice in the lake.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

What about sandwiches on some kind of roll with a hardened water resistant crust?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Apples float.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)

any kind of fish is nice, simply out of convenience

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Bobbing for apples is gross though.

Wine is fine in the shower. Or Icees without lids.
Icey pops.

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Do granola bars fall apart from a light spray of water?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Bobbing for apples is gross though.

Pish posh! Bobbing for apples is like THE ULTIMATE!

Especially at parties in high school when you do it in teams and you're paired up with the girl [or guy] you're mad crushing on that doesn't even know you exist, and you kick ass and win the competition and suddenly she [or he] kiss you on the cheek and for the first time ackowledge your existance and the next thing you know you're going steady. But then she dumps you for a k-violent military brat shit-face. Not that that kinda thing has ever happened though... ;-)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:41 (twenty-three years ago)

B-b-but all the saliva!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Try putting a thin layer of shellac on your sandwich before taking it into the water. It keeps the sandwich from getting soggy, and gives a pleasurably woozy sensation after consumption.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:49 (twenty-three years ago)

B-b-but all the saliva!

mmmmmmmm....saliva....aaaaaahhhh < / homer >

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 March 2003 20:01 (twenty-three years ago)

mushrooms, coz they are shaped like umbrellas if you hold them up, and they are like boats when upside down.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 13 March 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually a lot of people prefer watermelon with a little salt so the sea going watermelon feast makes sense, as long as you're on a deserted island in the middle of the pacific. In any kind of developed place there's a decent change that there's enough sewage in the water you don't want to get it on your food.

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Thursday, 13 March 2003 23:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Black plums in a lake, egg salad sandwiches at the beach. Never been to the ocean, but I'd imagine eating ham there would be nice.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 13 March 2003 23:36 (twenty-three years ago)

mangoes go well with wet spots

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 14 March 2003 00:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Cotton candy in the shower ...

― Skottie, Friday, 14 March 2003 04:17 (twenty-three years ago)

mangoes go well with wet spots

I think it's spelled "mangos", although I read this sentence as "Man goes well with wet spots", which I cannot possibly disagree with.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

I have recently discovered that, in those evening moments when I'm far too wired (due to either excitement over life-events or excessive levels of Sparks consumption) and need to relax, smoking a wee little doob in the shower with the lights low is like a rub-down for your IMMORTAL SOUL.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I love "random" thread.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Try putting a thin layer of shellac on your sandwich before taking it into the water. It keeps the sandwich from getting soggy, and gives a pleasurably woozy sensation after consumption.

This sounds like a Viz Top Tip.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 February 2005 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, Nick you are my hero OMG Ima put out the candles tonite and have a doob in the BATH oh yeah baby.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 February 2005 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i was drinking tea in the shower last night.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

jello shotz

― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

someone once got mad at me for reading a magazine in the shower. it wasn't like it was a first edition book.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

smoking a wee little doob in the shower with the lights low

You have a dimmer switch for the bathroom!? That's pretty cool.

― Sasha (sgh), Friday, 4 February 2005 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

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