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BLAIR ORDERS SADDAM TO APPEAR ON 'THE SALON'

PALACE RAPE ALLEGATIONS TO AFFECT HOUSE PRICES

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:01 (twenty-three years ago)

i KNEW this would be a J0e thread ;)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

BIN LADEN CHOKES TO DEATH ON INFIDEL PEANUT

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:04 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'VE FOUND GOD" SAYS POLLY TOYNBEE

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Bin Laden Captured: Bound, Gagged and Shipped to Guantanamo Bay wearing a Slipknot type Boiler Suit.

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Bin Laden Captured: To stand trial at the ICC in the Hague. Death Penalty Impossible.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:09 (twenty-three years ago)

COMIC RELIEF CANCELLED DUE TO LENNY HENRY

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Lenny Henry Cancelled

― Ed (dali), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:28 (twenty-three years ago)

USA, UK, & ISRAEL FORM OWN SPECIAL UNITED NATIONS

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

WACKO JACKO IN SACKO LACK'O TOBACCO TACO

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 14 March 2003 13:04 (twenty-three years ago)

BUSH VOTE-RIGGING SCANDAL RESURFACES

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 14 March 2003 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

BUSH JUNTA OVERTHROWN IN WASHINTON VELVET REVOLUTION.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 14 March 2003 13:34 (twenty-three years ago)

BERT & ERNIE: WHO'ULDA'THUNK'IT?

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 14 March 2003 13:34 (twenty-three years ago)

50 BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF PANNINI FOOTBALL STICKERS FOUND UNDER DON JOHNSON'S EYELID

ISLAMIC BABY THROWS PAPER AEROPLANE AT COIN

NORTH KOREA DEVELOPS TIME TRAVELLING SPACE LASER : BUSH THREATENS MEAT SANCTIONS

SADDAM LYING ABOUT MASSIVE OIL RESERVES

ITV PROBE MILLIONAIRE AUDIENCE TUBA PLAYER - DID A FUGUE MEAN "C"?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 14 March 2003 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Lynskey wins.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 March 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

i like the islamic baby one. great stuff.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 14 March 2003 14:33 (twenty-three years ago)

WE RAN OUT OF NEWS SO WE WILL GO ON ABOUT SOME PATHETIC RELATITY SHOW ON FOX

― cordelia, Friday, 14 March 2003 21:18 (twenty-three years ago)

fourteen years pass...

― Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:43 (eight years ago)

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