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What interesting emails have you received today?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Its Natural Increase breast size naturally… Guaranteed

---Yay! I won't have to save for those implants anymore! (I'm a guy, BTW)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Now, I've got an 'Increase the size of your mangina' one...

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Your jizz-covered woman is ready!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

You on the Young Catholic Association's mailing list too, Andrew?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw a commercial for penis enlargement tablets Alzare or something like that this morning on tv. Infomercial. I think the people on it were all ex porno stars. The "panel" of salesmen and women were this nerdy fucking nerd nerd trying to tell me I can get a 25% growth in my dinky for $59.95. Sure buddy. Then one girl was dressed in some sort of silky pajama outfit with stripper heels on. She looked like she had 25% of the audience deep inside her before they started filming. And these other two hookers who told stories of how the men in their lives we not big enough. One claimed to be a stewardess her line was "I travel around all the time so I'm with lots of different men". Which I translated as "I'm a whore and have herpies." And the studio audience was just as intriguing. Its amazing the shit you see on tv at 5am. The Ronco Penis enlarger...

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

haha, the website is just as informative

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I got one of those mails today too. And yet more offering sundry drugs without prescription. I was wondering. The spam had been a bit quiet lately. How comforting.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

i want MY spam to be quiet!

i always get lots with the subject of getting your master's degree, and a bunch of penis enlargement ones. but never "earn your master's degree, get a larger penis!"

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Hairy Natural Hippy Girls

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you talking about me?

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

No just today's pornographic missive. It got through two spam filters aswell.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

There's an idea for a new job application...

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Judging by the porn spam I get, whatever you look like there's someone willing to pay money to see you with no clothes on.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

A surprisingly large portion of the spam I get is for address CDs and other products and services used by spammers. Would that be metaspam?

Then, in addition to the usual genital enlargement and prescription med spams, I get a lot of offers to refinance my mortgage. Now I would like to do that, but somehow I suspect that I would not get the best rates and fees by going this route.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

If I refinance will my penis get bigger?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 19:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, had lots of great loan offers.

What I really object to is sneaky spam. I got something off a sender using a real-sounding name and the subject line, 'Re. our appointment' -- I thought I had an appointment I didn't know about! I forget what it was trying to sell now...

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I've gotten some spam with people's ILX usernames as the sender. When I click on it, its porn.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

That'll be Dan, presumably.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 19:41 (twenty-three years ago)

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