I'm in the April issue of Cosmo

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I'm picking it up during my lunch break, but I'm in there in the "What Are Guys Really Thinking" or whatever section. My mum said I was the only one with a mischievous expression.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Dang it, I was hoping the poster of this was Ally.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought for sure it would be Ally. I will check it out, Cosmo is good for a larf occaisonally.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:08 (twenty-three years ago)

So what were you thinking?!

― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

So what are you really thinking, Aaron? And do you always think it?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:17 (twenty-three years ago)

WHICH COSMO?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

The one with the front cover that says "Lara -- What Is The Mystery Behind The Name?" It's an expose that DV and Ronan put together after hours of drunken research in a pub.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

*aghast*

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Nope it's me instead of Ally! It's the one with Renee Zellweger on the cover... I'm not sure what the exact wording of my answer was (they always change them or make them up... 'fraid to say) but the question was: "How did you know she would be good in bed?"

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, how did you know?

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I gotta go get the issue to find out exactly! (I don't know what I think oh no!)

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Was it the party favors?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it the American issue though as opposed to the British one that we are fed?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

If Ilxors are in Cosmo, I might have to pick it up again.

Is Ally a model??

Just the other day I was at CVS and I saw Cosmo and was thinking, "Oh, I'm so mature now. I remember back when I had to have every Cosmo issue. *sigh*"

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Meanwhile, my wife has a subscription to Cosmo.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

(and therefore, aaron.)

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

(rowr.)

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I've never had a subscription to anything beyond to Afloat Magazine that I won at a Yacht Club disco. I was hoping to leave with something a little more exciting than a year's supply of copies of a boating mag...

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

This is great....but...how can I go in and look through Cosmo somewhere? I'm betting this issue isn't available in the UK anyway. You know, like In Style - there's a UK issue and a US one, but the US one is much better. *cough* Apparently.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Awww... sorry you Brits don't get to see me in all my glory. I'm touched that you all care though! You like me... you reall......

Lunch is a mere two hours away and I shall report back.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Large Newsagents in the UK and Ireland will carry the US edition of Cosmo, fact fiends!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Is Ally a model??

She should be, then she'd make more money and could laugh at her place of current employ.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Yay Aaron! (But when I saw the thread's title, for a sec. I wondered if you were maybe the Bachelor of the Month.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

"The most dramatic rose ceremony so far!"

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

hehehehehehe... that would've been good

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I got interviewed for one of these before. I forget what I said. I think I was asked what I look for in a woman and I answered with something like, "20 less pounds." It's odd that they didn't use it.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Did they stop you on the street or something Aaron? I'm too poor to have subscriptions to fluff mags. I just read my mom's when she's done.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Why would I be in Cosmo? I'm flabberghasted by this accusation.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

That's prolly cuz everyone thinks you're hot in the city, Ally.

So, I got it. Oh boy. I look kind of funny. But not as funny as my quote:

Guys speak out
How I spotted her sex skills

"I took my date to a nightclub. On the dance floor, I noticed that she really moved her hips well. I knew she'd briing that rhythm to bed."

Now I now why my mum was tittering when I talked to her last night! Anyway, not as bad as my friend Sam who's above me.

"When I was in college, I dated a woman who was an all-star in track and field. Let me tell you, that kind of endurance doesn't go unnoticed."

I like how it's supposed to be what guys are really thinking, but it's really written by women trying to guess what women will want to read. But, there I am! Something to show the grandkids some day I guess.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

You actually said that? Neither of those things are good indicators at all!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

No of course neither of us said that! We just gave them pictures and they made it up. My fav part is "let me tell you." That's so 1951!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

THAT'S EXCELLENT.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Aaron, I love your lies.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

That's how he got you into bed.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

What can I say, I moved my hips really well.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 19:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Exactly what rhythm was this and did she bring it to bed?

Having sex in 3/4 time - classic or just showing off?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Obviously classic if you're actually waltzing at the same time.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Syncopated is best of course! rawr.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 19:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I now know why Rockers never have sex with Jamaicans

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Suddenly against my will I am being fed mental images of old, scraggly avant-jazz dudes having sex in like 5/9.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I looked at this issue when I was out at lunch today -- it was a really good picture! The article made me giggle though, it was as cheesy as cheesy gets.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Awwww cool... My parents thought that quote were my words and apparantly told all their friends as much. Oh lord!! I was at the drug store the other day with my girlfriend and we resisted the temptation to show the checkout woman my picture (the Cosmos were up at the front counter).

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

My girlfriend and I looked at it in the pharmacy. It was funny. Lookin' good, Aaron.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Awwwww cheers... *blush*

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

somebody please scan this in!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

An ILX boy is quoted in the new Glamour.

― rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 19 April 2003 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

It's not me... more's the pity.

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 19 April 2003 00:58 (twenty-three years ago)

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