I'm sure this is an old chestnut but...

Ways to speed up Kazaa? Or alternatives that don't make you computer go bloop?

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 20 March 2003 12:00 (twenty-three years ago)

your knicked, now come quietly please

― RIAA (dali), Thursday, 20 March 2003 12:13 (twenty-three years ago)