Answering All Spam Email from Music PRs, Spam Companies etc with

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with the response of 'SHIT, YOU DON'T SAY, THAT IS ASTONISHING' - funny or very funny?

― Luke Cage aka Powerman, Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I always answer back that they should send more info and then give the address of my mortal enemy.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I like to respond to those "We want to give you $50 million dollars from this dead American's African diamond empire, all you have to do is send us all pertinent information about everything about you" by forwarding them one of the previous exact duplicate versions I've received, accompanied by at least 1000 "HA HA"s.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Spam CDs in the post are worse, though. Return home in the evening - mailbox full of bulging parcels; initially you think "loads of goodies," but inevitably when opening them it's the hot new promo CD from Brent Ford & the Nylons, or Bearded Cornflakes, or Ident E Kitt, and that depresses me without fail.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Spam CDS are amazing - cd singles are good for scraping gunk from the sink. They are good for replacing cracked CD cases. You can store them up until you have 100s and then take them to the local record shop and supplement your income. In fact, I've not bought one CD. I just trade 100s of Spam CDs until I can afford to get that one brand new shiny CD!

― Luke Cage aka Powerman, Thursday, 20 March 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

If you are Luke Cage, your response should be "Sugar! Sweet Mama! Foxy Lady!" and the like, not "Shit!", obviously.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

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