The best corporate email I've ever received.

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I wanted to share this with everyone, because this is the only thing that is good about my job. This was an official email sent to everyone by a VIP:

Please be advised that (name of person) will be working out of the office on Friday March 21, and Monday March 24. Should you need to reach him, he can be contacted thru Dionne Warwick and the Psychic Friends network. In the event of an emergency, place a 16”X16” pyramid of Heavy Duty Reynolds Wrap over your head, and an answer to your question will be automatically channeled to you.
ps. Facing east improves reception.

I hope this has improved your day as it did mine. Thank you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

is this person the official 'office clown' then? :)

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Strangely, no. I mean he's definitely a funny guy but he's very respectable and well mannered and professional. Sometimes we email each other about ice cream.

I just also got into a conversation in which someone declared that the wire situation was giving him an Oedipus complex. The barely covered giggles on the other side of the office were enough to make me lose all hope to keep a straight face.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Humor in business rox

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

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