I RULE THE SCHOOL!

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WAHOO! THE ONE TEACHING POSITION THAT I THOUGHT I'D FLUBBED THE INTERVIEW FOR I GOT! I WILL BE TEACHING ENGLISH, HISTORY AND SOSE AT A CUSHY PRIVATE SCHOOL AND THEY WILL GIVE ME A LAPTOP! WAHOO! HOORAY!

NOW, TO CELEBRATE!

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Thursday, 20 March 2003 23:55 (twenty-three years ago)

If you make your pupils stand on their desks and call you "O Captain, My Captain" I will give you a fiver.

― Al_Ewing, Thursday, 20 March 2003 23:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Your students will google your name, start posting here and say you stink of wee. Beware.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(Or if you like, we can beat them to the punch?)

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Obviously I am now the King of the Free World and you must all pay me respect and bring forth flagons of finest spirits, gold, jewels, assorted nuts and several kinds of dip for cornchips.

Also, it is a ~~pubic~~ public holiday.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:01 (twenty-three years ago)

public holiday? surely shome mistake?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:03 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a private religious school, so:

A). It's entirely possible with the behavioural standard in place, I could get them to stand on their desks and call me 'O Captain, My Captain'.

B). The computers that students use will probably have so many different kinds of filtering software on them that any attempts to log onto ILXOR will cause them to burst into flames and alert killer robots to come drag the students away to detention.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, so get them to do that. Plenty of larfs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:04 (twenty-three years ago)

If my students ever googled me. . .well it would horrid.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

especially if you're an english teacher

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:17 (twenty-three years ago)

fuck you jim. I'm a *high* English teacher at the moment.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:21 (twenty-three years ago)

no need for swearyness

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Jim's right. Gawd, if any student of mine found my internet scrawlings...

Still, I don't want to hear that language in my classroom!

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:26 (twenty-three years ago)

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR

― dan cheail (cheaily), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I regularly swear in my classroom. sorry.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Futhermuck!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I like that one Ned. I might have to co-opt.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Feel free. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Dallasdeadgirl is an English teacher? life is suddenly so very sweet

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 21 March 2003 01:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Michael Stuchbery, you stink of wee.

Seeing as I'm his woman, I think I should take advantage of that privilege long before his students.

― Caitlin O'Brien, Friday, 21 March 2003 04:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, but whose wee?

(Not that there's anything wrong with that, between consenting adults.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 21 March 2003 05:03 (twenty-three years ago)

There's a surprising lack of congratulations here. You insolent, uncaring shaven apes! If it were in my power, you'd be sentenced to Saturday detention until the judgement bells toll! ;)

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Friday, 21 March 2003 09:02 (twenty-three years ago)

well done, michael

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 21 March 2003 09:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks Luna! :)

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Friday, 21 March 2003 09:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Bravo Michael!

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 21 March 2003 14:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Beware the ratemyprofessors.com website...It can be oh so good (as when I received a "she's a lovely person and very inspiring comment") to oh so bad ("she's way to hard and unfair"). I'd be up in arms about it, but I've specifically gone and given horrible ratings to some of the banes of my existence, so I can't really talk now, can I?

― cybele, Friday, 21 March 2003 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

well done Michael. I know about English and History, but what is SOSE?

Sports and Sex education???

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Congrats, Michael! If I didn't hate explaining things to people, I'd love to be a teacher.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

like explaining what SOSE means!

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

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