Disgusting and Weird Habits In Public

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I was just in the bathroom here at work, er, "minding my own business" when I realized that some dude in there sitting on the toilet was whispering into a cell phone! WTF?

― hstencil, Friday, 21 March 2003 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, the symmetry of life! Producing the same commodity through both orifices (orifi?) at the same time!

― Fred Nerk, Friday, 21 March 2003 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

was he whispering "holy fuck, you wouldn't believe the stench coming out that guy in the next stall's butt!"?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Producing the same commodity through both orifices (orifi?) at the same time!

Well I do work at a bank y'know.

Horace, that was uncalled for (I wasn't in a stall).

― hstencil, Friday, 21 March 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

"Please help, I need some paper. I'm on the sixth floor, west bathroom, second stall. This is extremely urgent."

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I was in a similar situation, and heard an, er, splashing noise from the next stall while the bloke continued his conversation.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I have many urinal stories. And someday I intend to collect them as Other Men's Dicks: Memoirs of Pee .

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I remember being on the phone to my mum once. She was doing the washing up; I could hear clattering plates, splashing, and so on. After a while it went quiet in the background; then I started to hear pouring water again. Except ... it sounded like it was being poured into a confined space. Almost like...

"Mum! You're not *on the toilet* whilst you're on the phone, are you!?"

"Oh, sorry, I didn't think you'd be able to hear"

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Yesterday, on the way to pick my son up from preschool, I watched an older fellow pick-and-then-EAT something from his nose. Unless he's got truffles stashed up in there...EW.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I was in a bar a few weeks ago where one dude appeared to be breaking up with his boyfriend on a cell phone while sitting in the stall. He must've been there for over an hour; the three or four of us who went to the men's room in that time each came back with a different piece of the puzzle. K-weird.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

(ps this was me-from-my-car seeing him-in-his-car...Sometimes I think people think no one can see what they're doing in their car; BUT WE CAN!!!)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

nick, isn't that a common sight in Lexington, tho?

― hstencil, Friday, 21 March 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I was in a bar a few weeks ago where one dude appeared to be breaking up with his boyfriend on a cell phone while sitting in the stall.

"Here I sit, brokenhearted..."

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

i remember as a kid playing cricket in a park near williamstown beach one afternoon. the park contained the communal beach shower block. one man came along in his swimmers carrying a large gym bag presumably full of his clothes. he went into the block, only to emerge 2 minutes later completely naked. he proceeded to shower outside. once he'd finished showering he went back inside to get changed back into his clothes.

― minna (minna), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, this girl I used to work with had a nasty habit of CUTTING HER TOENAILS at her desk. Even worse: she'd let the vile shards of stank nail fly in every direction without ever making any effort to contain them. God that was gross.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck, I talk on the toilet rather regularly. We're all adults, y'know! We're well aware of bodily functions!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean on the phone, sorry, I rarely converse while on the toilet otherwise

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Once while driving, my friend spotted another driver masturbating.

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh I do that, too

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

No I don't, that IS a bit disgusting. How would one concentrate whilst in the throes of orgasm?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

(p.s. my story doesn't have much 'disgusting' value, sorry. i guess he was 'exposing himself' to young children... but he was only having a shower. still qualifies for weird tho.)

― minna (minna), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Memoirs of Pee, Vol. 1:
At work there is a three-stall urinal unit. So, the natural thing to do is keep to the side urinals, right? That way, should someone else come while you are mid-tinkle, they at least have the option to not rub shoulders.
So there I am, enjoying the sole relief I get in this bleary-eyed world, at the far-left urinal. In comes my, uh, mentor (for lack of a better word). Not only does he take the centre can, but he tries to engage me in conversation. I take this to be a powertrip thing. Y'know, like "guess what, Horace? Not only do I make a lot more money than you, but I'm also willing to show you how much bigger my penis is than yours."

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 March 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the absolute worst is the man-trough, tho. Esp. at sporting events when every guy has had too much beer to drink.

― hstencil, Friday, 21 March 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Memoirs of Pee, Vol. 2:
Same place, different co-urinator. An immensely popular local Elvis Tribute Artist who had been in a meeting with the marketing department. It was my first encounter with the ETA (or any ETA, for that matter), and he too chose the middle urinal. It's gotta be a big-dog tactic.
Anyway, he gets going on how much coffee he's had at the meeting. A minute later, I'm washing my hands and he's looking over his shoulder at me (and thus exposing himself slightly), "Still going! Hach! Sure is a lotta coffee coming out of there. Hach!"
Then he sorta like, in this ultimate display of macho dexterity, shuffles backward and shimmies a little bit, making mention of how he never misses a mark. A master showman, whether onstage or in the can.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 March 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

the absolute worst is the man-trough, tho. Esp. at sporting events when every guy has had too much beer to drink

Ugh! I second that. It seems like every public toilet in Australia has the man-trough, but you have to stand on a grate over the part where the pee falls collects. isnt that nice?

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 21 March 2003 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

A friend of mine picks his nose sometimes and then puts his fingers in his mouth. I'mused it now and let it be. It's funny because it makes other ppl freak out, while he himself is totally unaware of it.

― erik, Friday, 21 March 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I used to know someone who used to root around their nose and eat their own snot, completely un-self-consciously. I just don't get how anyone can do that, really.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Friday, 21 March 2003 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I was once staying in this hotel for 3 weeks and I was trying to use the pool as much as possible to get in exercise. Anyway, I became quite obsessive about busting locals who snuck in to use the pool. The most obvious and disgusting thing was when this rather large family of 3 came in with pool toys and basically a whole dinner on actual plates and silverwear (so I knew that they could not be guests). Anyway, they sat by the side of the pool while I was swimming and proceeded to clink away and eat their dinner. At the end they stood up LICKED their plates and got into the pool. I quickly got out. For some reason this really squicked me out.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 21 March 2003 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Anybody ever been in one of those Mexican cantinas where the man-trough runs DIRECTLY UNDERNEATH THE BAR? And let's not forget Lyndon Johnson, known for, e.g., conducting press conferences while on the shitter--with the door open.

― Pope Pius IX, Saturday, 22 March 2003 03:10 (twenty-three years ago)

"Same place, different co-urinator. An immensely popular local Elvis Tribute Artist who had been in a meeting with the marketing department. It was my first encounter with the ETA (or any ETA, for that matter), and he too chose the middle urinal. It's gotta be a big-dog tactic.
Anyway, he gets going on how much coffee he's had at the meeting. A minute later, I'm washing my hands and he's looking over his shoulder at me (and thus exposing himself slightly), "Still going! Hach! Sure is a lotta coffee coming out of there. Hach!"
Then he sorta like, in this ultimate display of macho dexterity, shuffles backward and shimmies a little bit, making mention of how he never misses a mark. A master showman, whether onstage or in the can."

Horace, that story has gone into my submission for a Private (sorry) Member's (sorry again) Bill for a law to make Elvis impersonation illegal, as impersonating a policeman or Government agent is.

― Fred Nerk, Saturday, 22 March 2003 07:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I have many urinal stories. And someday I intend to collect them as Other Men's Dicks: Memoirs of Pee .

Unless it features Damo Sazuki's wang Im not sure I want to read it.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 24 March 2003 03:52 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the thread in which the rich tapestry of life is revealed...to have a nasty yellow stain.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 March 2003 05:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah life: where the perverts run it all...

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 24 March 2003 05:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Now listen, I really have to say this - as weird and gross as most of these stories are, is a bathroom really public?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 24 March 2003 05:33 (twenty-three years ago)

it's a smaller subset of public

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 24 March 2003 05:34 (twenty-three years ago)

when it's a public bathroom, duh. . .

― That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 24 March 2003 06:09 (twenty-three years ago)

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