"a C-list Oscar party"

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Rescued from the Jan-Michael Vincent thread. Name your candidates, explain what they are doing.

Joe Don Baker is wolfing down the bean dip and burping heartily.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a Beastmaster 2 reunion! Kari Wuherer (sp?) is beaming because of her Sunday NY Times profile, Marc Singer is drunkenly trying to talk to her about the article's relevation that her breast implants were removed.

― hstencil, Monday, 24 March 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey! There's Don Johnson using the contents of a briefcase to buy a round of drinks for everyone.

― robster (robster), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Shannon Tweed is here and looks like she hates everybody. But she glides past the imitation crabcakes and strikes up a conversation with Richard Lynch.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, this is C-list? More like C5 list.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

A tipsy Frank Gorshin is doing a spot on Kirk Douglas impression.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Tawny Kitaen has just been found collapsed in the loos.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, this is C-list? More like C5 list.

Assume there are also gatecrashers.

Frank Stallone is trying to feel up a waitress and getting attacked for his pains. But he assures her that his brother Sly will be along shortly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Steve Guttenberg, Martin Short and Judge Reinhold are being affably wacky out by the canapes.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

(Tom Hanks hasyet again intercepted Steve Guttenberg's mail and gone to the A-List party instead of him - the bastard).

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom Selleck is looking distinctly uncomfortable to be here. You can tell he's trying to escape but too many people are muttering "Lassiter" and "Quigley Down Under" as they look at him shiftily.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

whoa whoa whoa, Martin Short may not be A-List, but Jiminy Glick mos def is.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmmmmm, Kari Wuhrer (again, sp?).

Michael Henderson rocks a cappella versions of Hendrix classics on the mic.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:53 (twenty-three years ago)

The other guy from Nirvana is talking to one of bouncers who he recognizes as a former member of the S1W.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Russ Tamblyn is shambling about in the corner hoping somebody will recognize him.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

The entire cast of Friends has a table reserved for them, circa 2005

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Corey Feldman just snorted a massive rail of cocaine in the bathroom, off Corey Haim's asscrack.

― hstencil, Monday, 24 March 2003 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Dabney Coleman's had too much to drink... as usual! Someone call a cab for the man, please. Is he about to pull down his...??? Oh no. Too late.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Rachel Weisz is less than flattered by Dustin Diamond's assertion that she "could easily pass for mid- to late-20s"

― Aaron A., Monday, 24 March 2003 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Coreys = the funny. Every time.

Steven Root passes slices of cake around to everyone, but is left without a piece himself.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Stephen Root is the best underrated charactor actor in the USA.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

You're ruining the spirit of the thread, you piece of shit.

Michael Ironside is looking all too grim and tense as his jaw seems to be grinding in on itself.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

*psst*

(horace I totally agree)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:19 (twenty-three years ago)

The Baldwin Sister self-consciously lets her skirt ride up whilst grinding against Lee Majors, Jr.'s leg on the dance floor.

ypos

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Dolph Lundgren cracks walnuts in his biceps in an attempt to impress a pre-Dark Angel Jessica Alba. Hilarity ensues.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

overheard from Anson Williams' general direction: "Oh, but it's absolutely not a pyramid scheme!"

― Aaron A., Monday, 24 March 2003 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

A post-Dark Angel Jessica Alba cracks walnuts in her biceps in an attempt to impress Cris Judd.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh No! She's tripped over Bryan Brown!

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Emilio Estevez tells Ally Sheedy, "y'know, I could've gone to that other party with my dad, but..."

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Marc Price, wearing a Nicole Miller tie with a kitchen appliance theme, makes a joke about spotting "Puff Daddy" across the room.

― Aaron A., Monday, 24 March 2003 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Paul Reubens makes eyes at everyone wearing a skirt. Including Rupaul.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

and winner of the first ever British series of Gladiators, Jean Clenk.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Steven Segal stumbles in with the coke all over his nose, really tight Bermuda shorts and a dog biting his arse.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Lorenzo Lamas will follow behind sipping fruit juice and extolling the virtues or power pilates.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

...and then he armwrestles Jean Claude Van Damme.

Then him, Steve Seagal, and Lamas all lez up!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Highlander is not a female gay person. Even though his hair makes him look a bit, well, 'munchy'...

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I know, but I've been dying to end a post with the phrase "lez up" for such a long time.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Gabe Kapler is getting head from Rae Dawn Chong at the after party Martin Mull is throwing.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

oops, thats Kaplan. Kaplers a baseball player. Err, he's washed up too.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Christina Applegate and Lou Diamond Phillips spotted cavorting in the hottub.

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Rick Rossovich, best remembered for his gritty portrayal of "Slider" in Top Gun, greasing himself up before his Volleyball Match against Thomas F. Wilson..best know for his work as "Biff" in the Back To The Future movies. He's overheard trying to psych out Rossovich before the game Wilson - "Hello, Rossovich, anyone home, hello....why don't you make like a tree and get outta here!"
Rossovich - "Who's butt did you kiss to get in here?"
Wilson - "Well the list is long and distinguished."
Rossovich - "Yeah, well so is my Johnson."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 24 March 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

After his romp in the hot tub Lou Diamond Philips decides it would be cool to drop some Peyote old school Young Guns style with Dermot Mulroney. After a half an hour Mulroney can be heard screaming "You all see the size of that chicken" at the top of his lungs.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 24 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

And then Ben Mulroney shows up.
http://www.ctv.ca/generic/staticPages/AM/images/personalities/110_115_mulroney.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 March 2003 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

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