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what do these poor bastards (eg me) supposed to do these days?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

(besides working on their grammar)

what are these poor bastards etc etc

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Write a piece on the morality of time travelling back to when you were a baby and molesting yourself.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

talk about how dignified the celebrity jerks are.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Make up stories about celebs and their sea creatures fetishes.

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Or politically relevant rumors: "Christina Ricci is pregnant with Osama's twins!" or somesuch.

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Squint a bit and both approaches mesh.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, the magazine I work for was founded to get a grip on 'street style' and we say if shit happens on the streets - eg. protest - we have a duty to cover it. Editorially we are anti-war, and planning a peace issue. Luckily most of our writers are good enough to meet the challenge of writing about 'important stuff' too.

suzy (suzy), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

You should know by now that our thirst for frivolous pop culture knowledge is never quenched, times of international strife be damned!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Halle Berry apparently had a huge snog with Thingface Whoozisname - Minster FM's roving Ents Reporter called it 'very insensitive'.

Al Ewing (Al Ewing), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Uh, shrivel and die? That'd make me happy...

Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Minster FM's roving Ents Reporter

"HOOM! Little orc ACTORS, bur-ar-um!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 04:08 (twenty-three years ago)


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