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what do these poor bastards (eg me) supposed to do these days?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

(besides working on their grammar)

what are these poor bastards etc etc

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Write a piece on the morality of time travelling back to when you were a baby and molesting yourself.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

talk about how dignified the celebrity jerks are.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Make up stories about celebs and their sea creatures fetishes.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Or politically relevant rumors: "Christina Ricci is pregnant with Osama's twins!" or somesuch.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Squint a bit and both approaches mesh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, the magazine I work for was founded to get a grip on 'street style' and we say if shit happens on the streets - eg. protest - we have a duty to cover it. Editorially we are anti-war, and planning a peace issue. Luckily most of our writers are good enough to meet the challenge of writing about 'important stuff' too.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

You should know by now that our thirst for frivolous pop culture knowledge is never quenched, times of international strife be damned!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 March 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Halle Berry apparently had a huge snog with Thingface Whoozisname - Minster FM's roving Ents Reporter called it 'very insensitive'.

― Al Ewing (Al Ewing), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Uh, shrivel and die? That'd make me happy...

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Minster FM's roving Ents Reporter

"HOOM! Little orc ACTORS, bur-ar-um!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 04:08 (twenty-three years ago)

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