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I was happily lying in the bath this afternoon listening to the radio when a discussion about the position of the POWs (or not) being held post-Afghanistan by the US at the Guantanamo Bay camp. Louise Christian, one of the lawyers representing the men vs. Jack Spencer, a US 'national security adviser'. The latter slowly.. lost it.

My favourite moment:

Her: There's a very big problem in George Bush calling anyone a war crminial because the US has failed to sign up to the International Criminal Court. It's one of the few countries that's not done that.

Him: WHO CARES!?

Worth 6 minutes of anyone's time.

You can listen to it here on RealAudio, presumably till 5pm tomorrow. Fast forward to 42.40 or so (can't FF on a Mac for some reason).

I'll try to put a copy of it up on the web later.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I though this was going to be a thread about Urban Comedy.

In fairness, if I was to listen to this debate in a foreign language, I wouldn't have said that Jack Spencer (surely a Tom Clancy name) was the one that lost t'rag. Louise sounded more likely to jump in over Jack's arguments.

Of course, since it was in English, I know that was partly because calling them arguments would be exaggerating. But I don't think he lost it.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 00:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Her voice was more high pitched, yes. I meant 'losing it' in the sense of 'I don't care about all this law shit' becoming more and more explicit.

Copy up here should anyone want to listen to it after tomorrow.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 00:55 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, perhaps 'losing it' is the wrong phrase, in retrospect. 'Never having it in the first place'.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 00:58 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the same thing you see on U.S. television -- usually someone on the left being reduced to exasperated shouting by a glib and smiling opponent who basically holds nothing sacred apart from his or her own point. And the exasperation is completely legitimate: once someone's essentially said "aww, fuck international law, we think we're justified" there's no argument left to be had, unless you're somehow prepared to shift gears into some metaphysical discussion of what lends moral justification. She says: "But that only leaves might makes right!" And he says: "Well, quite conveniently, we're both mighty and right."

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 01:12 (twenty-three years ago)

But does it have to be left-right polarised? She's just a lawyer trying to do her job and he's saying 'fuck the law - it's old hat'. That's not right wing it's just.. well anarchistic I guess.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 01:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I was hoping this would be a thread about Karen Black.

Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh no, Nick, I'm just saying that when similar ruts of exasperation get reached on U.S. television, it tends to polarize that way. Obviously part of it is that I just think that because, you know, I'm a leftist and empathize with the frustration of the person on the left.

But there's also a structural element to it, which is that being on the right involves putting certain claims of morality -- usually couched as "common sense" -- beyond claims of fairness and equal treatment. That's what you hear in this clip, basically: the guy is making a moral appeal, an appeal for the suspension of international law to accommodate what the U.S. administration happens to feel is right. The lawyer's appeal is a relativistic one -- that in the absence of a divine power to judge these things, we must have a system of international law that affords equal treatment to different claims of right and wrong. This is, on some level, a left/right split.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 01:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Please please nobody say "Foucault to thread."

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 01:25 (twenty-three years ago)

The lawyer's appeal is a relativistic one -- that in the absence of a divine power to judge these things, we must have a system of international law that affords equal treatment to different claims of right and wrong. This is, on some level, a left/right split.

I guess you're right. It's helpful to have it confirmed at a level as fundamental as this what makes me 'left wing'.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

R.D. Laing to thread.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 01:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Why, John? (I don't know that much about RD Laing apart from his 'hey - insane people have their own beautuful take on things and we shouldn't try to make them like us' thesis)

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Michelle Fuckall to thread. (Pretty good pr0n name, natch.)

Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 02:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I was hoping to mention Fargo.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 02:04 (twenty-three years ago)

haha R. F. Laird to thread.

There was a Newsweek online poll that accompanied the headlined "The Arrogant Empire" story (and may now have slipped back into the pay section of the website) which asked, among other things, "Should America's role on the world stage be bound by the same considerations as other countries and bodies, or does it have a moral right that makes such considerations unnecesary?". Which I thought was needlessly tipping the scales; except that the poll results were in favour of the second option by 70-30.

Now, I'm curious: is there anyone here that doesn't terrify?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 02:48 (twenty-three years ago)

_Doctor Strangelove_ to the thread, immediately!

Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 03:27 (twenty-three years ago)

You shouldn't assume that the people on the right are never frustrated. I think it's rather that they work it out beforehand and never, ever assume that the other person is going to understand the situation the way that they do. See: My political arguments on this board, which have lately degenerated into "you're an idiot" on repeated occasions.

In this case it's the following problem:

1. according to the Gen Con, POWs must be allowed to only answer with name rank serial number and unit, and that is all. Whether any of this information is true or not is not for the captor to decide.

2. While this works in a 'symmetrical' conflict EG one between two or more similarly-outfitted military forces, where "all is fair" and one assumes that the other party is obeying the same Gen Con rules,

3. It is demonstrably ineffective and in fact dangerously naive to assume such a stance in the face of an 'asymmetrical' opponent, eg terrorists who are completely unafraid to commit helter-skelter suicide attacks against civilian and/or military targets across the board.

Therefore in such an argument one might imagine some frustration from the 'right' while the left continues to argue things like 'well if we interrogate detainees under duress we're no better than they are' while conveniently ignoring the fact that while THEY are perfectly willing to fly civilian airliners into office buildings full of innocent people WE are doing everything we can to avoid 'unnecessary' civilian casualties while conducting an extensive air and ground campaign (this goes for both the current campaign as well as Afghanistan).

To those who imagine that there are other means available to us for rooting out and ending the threat of terrorism, I offer the following tired cliché: "Use what you've got" (interpreted as: we spent trillions of dollars building a highly effective regular army, what would you suggest, sending in robot ninja I suppose)

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 04:00 (twenty-three years ago)

conveniently ignoring the fact that while THEY are perfectly willing to fly civilian airliners into office buildings full of innocent people WE are doing everything we can to avoid 'unnecessary' civilian casualties while conducting an extensive air and ground campaign

Yeah, but given that there are plenty of people who have yet to be convinced that Hussein had anything to do with 9/11, this comparison falls apart a bit.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 04:06 (twenty-three years ago)

This is about the prisoners at Guantanamo, right?

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 04:22 (twenty-three years ago)

*rereads yer post* I apologize for sounding stupid, but I'm not too sure what you're referring to. It sounds like you're saying that there's a direct THEY/WE confrontation going on when (at least I think) there isn't, except as it's being created and spun in the public eye re Saddam and Bin Laden being part of the same thing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 04:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Millar, as I said earlier my noticing this from the left is directly predicated on the fact that I'm on the left and therefore notice it: I have absolutely no doubt that the same frustrations emerge among everyone, ever, arguing anything. The only difference I'm outlining is that the issue appearing in this clip tends to do it to liberal-minded people, because the argument from the right contains an assumed moral element that's taken for granted in the fact of any logical, rule-based approach.

And Ned needn't apologize for sounding stupid, because you've just stretched a bit beyond reason: none of the prisoners at Gauntanamo Bay have ever flown a plane into a building, and the only asymmetry in evidence in Afghanistan was an asymmetry in military might. Beyond which is the real point I was making, which is that you're still bringing a moral element into the discussion: you are introducing the assumption that we have the right to decide when international law is applicable and when some perceived "asymmetry" completely negates it. The cornerstone of "law," as it turns out, is that no one party can arbitrarily decide when it is or is not applicable: there is no such thing as "not guilty by moral fiat." The galling hypocrisy in this case has nothing to do with the details and everything to do with the reasons given: the US cannot, at this point, afford to make appeals to international law when its made a habit of casually flaunting it.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 05:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry: taken for granted in the FACE of any logical, rule-based approach. Taking an element like this for granted can completely derail certain types of discussions, especially because the people making them -- on any side of the political spectrum -- are typically loathe to examine them, constantly circling back to the particular situation. That's why the moral fiat is infuriating, because there's no possible way to argue against it: once someone decided that it's patently obvious that X is right and Y is wrong, regardless of the inconsistencies that might pose with regard to their belief in logical systems like law, there's just no verbal way to get at that.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 05:06 (twenty-three years ago)

(Note: this is not to say that there are not plenty of instances where the moral fiat is both right and necessary. It's just difficult when someone brings it very casually into conversation and then acts as if it's just plain "common sense" that this is one of those cases where it applies.)

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 05:09 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread title is misleading. I was expecting a discussion about "Def Comedy Jam" or something.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 06:28 (twenty-three years ago)

but a thread about Def Comedy Jam titled 'Black Comedy' would also be misleading as people would be expecting a thread about morbid humour

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

and a thread titled "Morbid Angel" would just wind up being me and nabisco playing air guitar

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

That was great interview, every well resoned point might as well have been answered by rasberries coming from Jack Spencer.

As I've said time and again; the best way to coonvince the world of our moral position is to put people before a fair and impartial court and the best chance we have of that is the ICC. Denying people their fundamental rights just drives more people into the hands of the terrorists.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Or the fundamentalists, even ;-0.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

That Spencer guy was scared. I don't like it when people who are better informed than I am are scared.

Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)


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