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It has been observed by many that the general vibe on ilx0r lately is kinda funky and not in a good way. This thread will remedy that situation by heading directly for the gutter

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

AND STAYING THERE

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Take off your shirt.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

hubba hubba

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

THERE'S A PARTY IN MY PANTS AND EVERYONE'S INVITED.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Take off your shirt.

AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS!

SCOOOOOTER!

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

john this could get me fired

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

It's okay, we've got your boss blindfolded. And gagged. With an orange.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

And he loves it, the tart.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

this was not the raise i was looking for

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

harder faster

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

no mommy, not the oven mitts!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

are those TONGS?!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, and I'm heating them in the fire as we speak.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

i got the cheese who's got the nachos

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, who know things could go IN as well as out?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I've got the butter if you'll lick the knife

(good old East 17)

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, who know things could go IN as well as out?

God, they're doing BOTH now... who do you think I am? David Byrne?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Filth! Dirty perverts! I'll have you all arrested, MARK MY WORDS.

~~carry on I love it really~~

― Mary Whitehouse :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

ooh that dress so scandalous and you know another brother couldnt handle it

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

i had a dozen oysters with dinner and BOY AM I HORNY.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I just had the one furry clam and I'm already drained.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Dear Lord, is that a euphemism for what I think it is, Matt? Blimey.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

i love it. bring it on.

― j fail (cenotaph), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Chochamania '03!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

sigh

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 16:05 (twenty-three years ago)

louder jess God damn it

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

SIGH

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

ohbabyyouknowwhatilike!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Hello sailor...

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh well, here I am with a pack of cards and no company. I guess I'll just have to play with myself.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

let's play poke'r

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, let's see what you've got...

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

*sound of everybody debating within themselves as to what to do next*

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

mark p, Want some olives with those nachos?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Do they contain any seeds?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

no they are all clones of popeyes wife

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I've got the saddle, the jumper cables, the baby oil and the bubble wrap... the chandelier is fixed and the mini-tramp is ready - bring it.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

one sec. there's an olive stuck in my naval

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

haha also navel

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Lady Macbeth: Is this a dagger I see before me, or are you just pleased to see me?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

the latter, but prepare for a stabbing nonetheless

― lady macbeth (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

TITTIES!

(Did you spot the subtlety?)

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 18:15 (twenty-three years ago)

TITIAN'S!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

tahiti

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Waitwaitwait: TUBGIRL IS POPEYE'S WIFE?????????

Cartoons have been ruined for me forever.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan Perry, of all people you have just ruined this thread's vibe. You have 30 seconds to make it hot again.

*taps foot* I'm waiting...

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

*sigh* Why do I always have to get the sexy going again?

*removes shirt, applies baby oil, writhes seductively on stage to the tune of "Overcome"*

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

sometimes ya just gotta take one for the team, Dan

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

And sometimes the team has to take one for you. (Maybe more than one, depending on the night.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Now that's more like it! *slowly peels a grape*

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

who's eating gilbert grape?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

J.Lu. Pay attention!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 19:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Your hosts:

http://www.chez.com/christinesimon/serge/43.gif

― Dave M. (rotten03), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

oh broken links

thats hot

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

fudge. it worked a minute ago.

oh well, back to talking about sodomy. BOING!!

― Dave M. (rotten03), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

(Sodomy makes a boingy noise? Who knew?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

only if you're both pogoing*

*this is very difficult thing to achieve

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

ARG

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Excuse me, my clothes have just fallen off. I hate it when that happens...

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 19:55 (twenty-three years ago)

JD, at least you're being honest in your perversion;> Always knew the ever-present raincoat was good for summat.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

excuse actually given by ex boyfriend because I apparently appear to have the brain of a toadstool: "I tripped and my dick fell in her"

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 19:59 (twenty-three years ago)

It *could* happen.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I went to the bathroom earlier today, and I pulled a raisin out of my ass. I think this means that my digestive system is actually one of those Ron Popeil food dehydration machines.

In the future, please link to this post in lieu of dragging poor ol' Tubgirl out again.

Oh, wait - did I ruin the mood?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Just imagine what Richard Gere finds up there. That'll ruin any mood.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 20:08 (twenty-three years ago)

(A question is begging to be asked, Daver, but I will not ask it.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Er... the Felching Finger has spoken.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

(Sodomy makes a boingy noise? Who knew?)

::raises hand::

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

chris are you a gay clown?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

As often as possible, yes.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.hilary.com/images/clownporn1.jpg

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)

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Total Fecking Smut

SIGH