This is the special thread where I share a disturbing email.

It was a peaceful day on Planet Arus. The sun was shining, and there only a
few whispy clouds to be seen in the sky. The meadows were in full bloom,
making people think that there was no grass. Meanwhile, inside the Castle of
Lions, the Voltron Force was relaxing after a hard morning's work in the
village.

Just as they were starting to unwind, Coran rushed into the room!

"A dimensional rift has just opened above sector 4!"

"What? Is it Zarkon? Lotor?? the dragons???" exclaimed Allura.

"I don't think so princess, because the beings that came out of the rift
were wearing spandex and helmets. To my knowledge, Zarkon has never
outfitted his minions that way." Coran said.

"Spandex??? ha hahahahahahahaha ahahahahaha!!!" The rest of the VF said as
they broke into a hearty round of laughter.

"Okay hehahah.... we better go have a look" Keith said, trying to contain
his laughter.

The VF then ran to the pods, went to their lions, and went off to
investigate the mysterious spandex-clad beings in sector 4. Upon landing,
they got out and started walking towards the strange things

"Are you the Voltron Force?" Red Ranger asked inquisitively.

"That depends. Who are you?" Keith cautiously said.

"Well, if you are the Voltron Force, we're here to kick your butts!" Blue
ranger shouted.

"Now hold on! Whoever you are, you jump into our dimension to beat us up??
why??" Allura said warily.

"We're the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, and we're tired of living in your
shadows! We want to show those people out there that we can kick your lousy
lion-flying behinds so they won't compare us to you anymore!" Yellow Ranger
exclaimed

"Look, we don't have to fight about this, we could talk through your anger,
and you could return to your dimension at peace." Keith explained, trying to
avoid a fight.

Just then, Black ranger pulled out a laser pistol and fired several shots
into the nearby city. "we came here to beat you, now let's get it on!!!"

Angered now, the VF gladly obliged. Each member of the VF took on their
counterpart in the Power Rangers. Keith fought Red Ranger, Allura fought
Pink ranger, Lance fought Blue ranger, Pidge fought Black ranger, and Hunk
battled with Yellow ranger. The hand to hand fighting went on for about a
half hour, which was when the Power Rangers realized they were getting beat.
Red Ranger shouted out "Hey guys, let's pull out the artillery!". It was at
that point that all the power rangers backed away and shouted "Spandex
weapons of death!!!", but before they could grab their weapons, the VF hit
them, knocking them to the ground.

Breathing heavily, yellow ranger said "let's call our spandex zords to deal
with these chumps!"

"Good idea!" Red Ranger said. they then called on their spandex zords and
hopped inside them.

"Back to the lions!" Keith exclaimed. The VF ran back to the robot lions and
started them up

For about an hour, the spandex zords and robot lions exchanged fire, each
hitting their opponents with varying degrees of accuracy. Back in the Castle
of Lions, Coran watched, ready to give support and advice if the need should
arise.

"Red Ranger, let's form the mega-spandex-zord and kill them!!" Blue Ranger
shouted right before getting a hit by a missile head-on.

"Right, Rangers, initiate mega-spandex-zord sequence!" Red Ranger commanded.

"Hey guys, it looks like they're forming their big robot." Pidge observed.

"Right, let's make the big move!," Keith said, "Ready to form Voltron!
Activate Interlocks! Dynatherms connected! Infracells up! Mega-thrusters are
go!!"

"LET'S GO VOLTRON FORCE!!" and they began forming voltron. "Form feet and
legs!... Form arms and torso!... And I'll form.. the head!"

"Alright, let's see which Bot is better!" Red ranger said to the VF.

"okay guys, let's be ready for anything, we don't know what these
spandex-clad morons can do.." Hunk warned.

Voltron and the mega-spandex-zord fought. The Power Rangers fired a variety
of missiles, but it didn't phase Voltron. Voltron fired missiles back, and
the mega-spandex-zord was getting blown up.

"I don't think we can take much more of this (another explosion occurs).
Let's wave our hands in strange motions! That always seems to work!"
Exclaimed Pink Ranger.

"No, we have to (yet another explosion).. call upon the spandex-sword!" Red
Ranger said.

"right! we call upon the mighty spandex-sword!" the power rangers said in
unison, and the spandex sword flew down from the sky.

"FORM BLAZING SWORD!"

It was spandex sword vs. the Blazing Sword in a battle to the finish. After
a couple of swings, the Voltron Force broke the Spandex Sword in half, and
it fell to the ground.

"Wha?????????!!!!!!!???? Impossible!! The spandex sword can never be
broken!" Screamed Black Ranger.

During the battle, the villian from the Power Ranger dimension was observing
them. After seeing the mighty Spandex Sword fall from the mega-spandex-zord,
he created several new monsters and sent them through the portal to help the
Power Rangers battle the VF. One of his minions asked "Why are you helping
them? I thought you wanted them to die!" The villian came back and said "if
they get theirs in the Voltron dimension, we'll disappear, and the world
will go back to the way it would be if we had never been created!"

Well, back in the Voltron dimesnion, the VF was greatly surprised to see
several monsters come through the dimensional rift, and Help the power
rangers. "Oh great, now we have 7 thigns to beat!" Blue Ranger said worried.
"We're here to help you destroy this thing, but after we kill it, we're
going to come after you!" One of the monsters said.

The 6 monters began to fight Voltron as the mega-spandex-zord was repairing
itself. Voltron was able to hold its own for a few minutes, but the monsters
organized their attacks, and Voltron began to lose. Just then, Coran fired a
barrage of missiles at the battle ground, stunning 2 of the monsters, and
wounding one other.

"We could use another barrage of missiles Coran!" Allura said.

"I'm sorry, but I've used up all of the Castle's missiles for the moment. It
will take a couple of minutes to reload" Coran explained.

Lotor and Zarkon were also watching the battle. "Look at those pathetic
monsters! They're almost as pathetic as you Lotor!" Zarkon said. "Witch,
what will happen if the Voltron Force gets destroyed?"

"Then Arus, Caslte Doom, and everything in this dimesnion will cease to
exist!!!" Haggar said.

"We must save Allura! She must be mine!!!!!!!" Lotor shouted, "Haggar, send
some of your best ro-beasts to destroy those pathetic monsters, then have
them grab Allura!!"

"Okay... here's a couple of creatures I've been saving for a rainy day..."
And with that, Haggar sent 4 ro-beasts to the battle site to destroy the
monsters

When the Voltron force saw the ro-beasts heading toward them, Pidge said
"Lotor must be trying to finish us off, so he can raid the universe without
any fears of being destroyed!"

"No, I doubt he'd destroy us without trying to kidnap me. He's always wanted
me for his bride" Allura said.

At that point, the robeasts slammed into the monsters, and began to destroy
them. when they were finished, all of the monsters were defeated, but only 2
ro-beasts remained. They began to fight Voltron, paying no attention to the
mega-spandex-zord. Just then, the mega-spandex-zord came up from behind and
ripped one of the ro-beasts off of Voltron, and proceeded to kill it. "Only
we will Kill you! not these stupid monsters!" Red Ranger exclaimed.

"Hey Red Ranger, let's call upon our Ultra-spandex power!" Suggested Yellow
Ranger. "Will it work here?" asked Red Ranger. "I believe it will.
everything else has.." Yellow Ranger replied. "okay, we call upon the
ULTRA-SPANDEX POWER!"

"Hey Keith, I don't like the looks of this. It looks like they're getting
stronger!" Lance warned.

"Right, let's take this to the dragon dimension!" Keith said. Voltron then
headed toward claw mountain and flew through the portal, becoming Stealth
Voltron. The power rangers followed, but they did not change. They were
still in the Ultra-spandex-zord.

"Huh?? what is that????" Blue Ranger asked.

"Guys, meet Stealth Voltron!" Hunk said, and then they engaged the
ultra-stealth mode.

"Where'd they go? They're not on any of my scopes!" Pink Ranger exclaimed

"They're not on my scpoes either!" Black Ranger shouted. Just then, they
were hit from behind by a punch from Voltron, which was followed by a kick.

Stealth Voltron then dropped out of Ultra-stealth mode. "feeling a little
dizzy guys?" Lance asked.

The Power rangers shook it off and said "That does it!" They pulled out
their ultimate weapon, the dreaded Spandex bomb! Everything that was near it
was automatically turned to spandex!

"Fire Stealth Missiles!" The barrage of missles hit the Ultra-spandex-zord
witha resounding explosion, which caused the spandex bomb to go off!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" the Ultra-Spandex-zord is all
spandex!!!!!" Shouted pink ranger.

Just then, the Voltron force formed the energy sword, and chopped the
Ultra-spandex-zord shaped spandex into several pieces, thus vanquishing the
evil spandex-clad Power Rangers and returned peace to the land.... well, as
much peace as can be expected with Zarkon, Lotor, and Haggar still about....