who is dyson and can we eat him

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i think i will sexually harrass him now.

― anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 27 March 2003 07:59 (twenty-three years ago)

If you mean James Dyson, inventor of the bagless vacuum cleaner and that swanky new twin-drum front-loading automatic washing machine (which allegedly shreds your clothes) ........ I think he lives in Stroud, Gloucestershire.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 27 March 2003 08:43 (twenty-three years ago)

no toronto ilx dyson

― anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 27 March 2003 08:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sure the Stroud non-ilx Dyson will be enormously relieved to hear that.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 27 March 2003 08:57 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

how did i miss this thread? why did i have to find out about this from drunk people at a bar?

and, i can be eaten, but i taste awful and will give you the runs.

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 20 April 2003 07:49 (twenty-three years ago)

are you Freeman Dyson of Dyson Sphere fame?

― MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 20 April 2003 13:40 (twenty-three years ago)

A more important question: dyson, are you a snackwich?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 20 April 2003 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

The most important question: why did dyson ignore this while the drunk people still remembered it a month later?

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 20 April 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

while i can't answer for the drunks; i had "ignored" this due to being on sabbatical from things like tv's and computers while in vancouver.

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 20 April 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Drunks read this board? Shit, I never.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 20 April 2003 22:16 (twenty-three years ago)

You never shit?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 April 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

For fuck's sake.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 20 April 2003 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

D'oh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 April 2003 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I liked the picture on the picture thread of dyson flipping off the camera.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 20 April 2003 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Drunks read this board? Shit, I never.

Much easier just to write.

― OleM (OleM), Sunday, 20 April 2003 22:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I liked the picture on the picture thread of dyson flipping off the camera
thank you. i enjoyed flipping the camera off.

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 20 April 2003 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey! How did we go from being drunk people, to drunks? Jeez. I mean I know I fell under Zac's chair, and gave Sundar unprovoked hoochie dance lessons, but I think it takes a kind of dedication that I just don't have to actually qualify as *a* drunk.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 21 April 2003 02:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Lynskey to thread.

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 21 April 2003 02:36 (twenty-three years ago)

You fell under Zac's chair?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 21 April 2003 03:19 (twenty-three years ago)

ya, i don't know.
and i'm sorry kim, you're not *a* drunk; you were *the* drunk.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 21 April 2003 04:16 (twenty-three years ago)

and i'm just kidding btw

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 21 April 2003 04:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I did Sundar. I fell kind of under and behind it while I was trying to restrain him for Sean.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 21 April 2003 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Did Sean want to kiss and hug him and Zac wouldn't sit still?

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 21 April 2003 12:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The photographic evidence contraindicates that theory.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:04 (twenty-three years ago)

if anything it looks like i was trying to kiss him. in addition to something else.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 21 April 2003 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

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