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mostly, because i just wanted to say:

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

frosted bootyflakes

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

(of corn)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Wm Shakespeare's Prosper-O's, in original and Caliban Crunch
Honey Bunches of Goats

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I knew this would be a bootyflakes thread.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:05 (twenty-three years ago)

cokie crisp: the cereal that tastes like cokie roberts

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:06 (twenty-three years ago)

marion crunchberrys

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

super golden crips

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Talibran - a weapon of mass destruction in every box

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

al frankenberry

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

boobberry

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

quentin quisp

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Honey Bunches of Vagina's
Cameltoe Crisp

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

bronco puffs

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

crispy dodecahedrons

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

body chex: the cereal for aggressive hockey players

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

(STOP ME BEFORE I PUN AGAIN)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Frosted Neds

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

applejackulations

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

(i'd probably get a lot more blow jobs if my sperm tasted like apple jacks)

(also it would add a layer of disturbingness to those "adults just don't get it" commercials)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:19 (twenty-three years ago)

fdksadfkjfdskfskjskjfg

LOL!!!!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

jess has made me explode a testicle with laughter

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

BINGOs

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Count Choculas

Fruit n' Fibreglass

Killer Bites

Shredded Wheatus

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

i think i need to go to the safeway today and do some "research"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

BlingOs

Flava Flakes

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Dayglo Cheerios

Crunchy Nut Viagra

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Pornflakes (free picture book with every box)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Tun-O's (also in Cherry Albacrunch)

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Honey Bunches of Percocet

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

EuroGruel

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

(i predict this research will involve eating a whole box of apple jaxx and asking for a blow job tonight)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Rit-A-Life

so not much differoh fuck it

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

hawaiian toast punch (cross promotion)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Honey Bunches of Popes.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

USAHero Junior Breakfast MREs

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

King Diamond

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

geoff yr getting a little abstract on us

(x-post)

okay, you just pulled yrself back in

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

goatmeal

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Frosted Monads

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

runny butt cheerios

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

(sorry)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Post® Purple Balls

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Cinnamon Goat Crunch
Count Bakula

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

new Turnin Trix

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Count Blackula

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Count Five's Psych-O'-tic Reactions

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Beetadix

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

(whoa)

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

haha you found that too!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:09 (twenty-three years ago)

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I am the greatest!!!
http://www.lavasurfer.com/n-mattmason.gif

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

you sure have beefed up

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

it must be all those carbs

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Ricestag!
http://www.webdo.ch/hebdo/2001/11/europe/reichstag.jpg

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

for all you Abba fans out there:

Bjornflakes!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

We Are Not A Muesli.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Wheatophile

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Toto

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Sugar Muffs
(Judge) Dredded Wheat
Loco Pops

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'm cuckoo for Coco Muff!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Foetabix

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Golden Chunks Of Happiness

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 23:12 (twenty-three years ago)

My friend Jim once thought up two cereals, along with their fictitious manufacturer (Global Manufacturing) and ad campaign. The ads were identical except for the cereal involved. The first one was called "Rats & Lights": oat rats and gummi lightbulbs. The other was "Vultures in a Cloud," and was double-salt liquorice vultures in marshmallow clouds (which technically doesn't sound like a cereal but I'm buyin' it). The ad involves a young boy on his sunlit porch one spring morning, eating a bowl of Vultures in a Cloud. A friend comes up and asks: "Whatcha eatin', Billy?" Billy looks up from his bowl, fixes his friend with a look of quasi-religious satisfaction, and says: "Global's Vultures in a Cloud. They're wonderful."

This vision has haunted me for years now.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

andrew dice krispies!

no more freebies for you, mister!

― nancy b. (nancy b.), Thursday, 19 June 2003 00:09 (twenty-three years ago)

unsavoury shapes

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 June 2003 00:11 (twenty-three years ago)

wee t's

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 June 2003 00:12 (twenty-three years ago)

scalp flakes

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 June 2003 00:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Goatmeal

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 June 2003 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

goat bran

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:41 (twenty-three years ago)

haemorridge

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:41 (twenty-three years ago)

esoj, that was brilliant.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:53 (twenty-three years ago)

as was your story J0hn. Pissed myself!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Ribisi'n'Berries

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I Cant Believe its not Food.

RitaBix (didnt CNNNN do that one?)

Uncle Toby's Goat Temptations

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 19 June 2003 07:15 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

goatche.cx

― , Friday, 23 September 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

wtf was i on drugs for this thread?

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 September 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

Pentragramola

― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Friday, 23 September 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

X-post Toasties

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 23 September 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

Sugar Frosted Sugar

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 23 September 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

just noticed my spelling mistake

Pentagramola

― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

Apple Crack

― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

Money & Oats

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

Haulin' Oats

― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Dubyaz
Styrokrispies
Coca Pops

― M. V. (M.V.), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

Hangover Bran

― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

Haulin' Oats

hahahahahaha

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

Count Chugula & Frankenbeery

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

Corn Popes

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

Corny Indie Fuxx

― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

lock thread!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/haulin.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 24 September 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

roffle

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 September 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHA

― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Saturday, 24 September 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

Frosted Czezks
Amish Oats

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Saturday, 24 September 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

Czezks = Czecks

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Saturday, 24 September 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Grandpaola

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 September 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Cold Lampin' Cereal with PE Milk. yum!

― g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, 24 September 2005 07:21 (twenty years ago)

Ornaldo Ka-Bloomps

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 24 September 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Cream of What

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Sunday, 25 September 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

honey smack

oh, wait.

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Sunday, 25 September 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

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this is the thread where we list cereals that don't exist but we want to exist

frosted bootyflakes