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From Space: The Imagination Station on their upcoming cheapo CanCon:

ALIENATED follows a Victoria, B.C. family trying to cope with the
bizarre
and often sexual side effects of their alien abductions. While the
series
arc chronicles how and why the aliens have tampered with the Blundells,
individual episodes focus on the family as they struggle to lead normal
lives in spite of this extreme predicament. ALIENATED is shot in an
observational style that provides the intimate feel of a reality
series.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

The Intimate Feel of a Reality Series? Like an X-tra Senso-Thin Condom?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

nine years pass...

http://www.stargreen.com/music/richie-sambora_o2-shepherds-bush-empire_33809

Rhodri Marsden on Twitter on the above:

"Just been alerted to the deeply unimpressive final sentence in this Richie Sambora press release. It's your JOB, dude."

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 August 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Starting line of press release:

The Orb are back with dub step veteran Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry

I am laughing...the laughter of the damned.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 May 2013 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

five months pass...

from a band bio attached to press release:

(band) might be magic. It’s been hinted at. Most people won’t say it out loud.

(band member) is twinkly and sparkly. Someone once suggested that she must be putting something in her eye make-up to make her eyes look “like that”. But, it only seemed that way. Truth is, you can’t see (band member's) eyes when she smiles. They are too hidden by cheek. Can she see? Who knows? Some other guy once said her eyes look like “two pee holes in the snow”. He said it was a compliment but .. it’s not so magical.

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

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