Drinking game for Bush speeches....

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Every time Bush says the following, do the following:

"resolve" : ONE DRINK
"harbor" : ONE DRINK
"terra" (not "terror") : TWO DRINKS
"make no mistake" : THREE DRINKS

Add more.. go!

(Side note: finally.. something studied coming out of Bush's mouth, despite some scary moments.. like "using every possible weapon")

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"strategery": ONE DRINK "Terre Thaemlitz": TWO DRINKS

― Andy, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh yeah.

"smoke them outta their holes": THREE DRINKS (kinky!)

― Andy, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who the hell was that guy? Has the real Bush been replaced?

― Kim, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But what if you started drinking before the Bush speech and can't count very well now?

― Nicole, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and who ends up with justice in the end?

― Geoff, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you forgot "folks" that's got to be worth a couple

― Ed, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you did it every time he licked his top lip, you'd have alcohol poisoning.

― Melissa W, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what about every time the audience stands, you have to stand and drink until they sit down again, would keep you active anyway...

― carsmilesteve, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

* Every time he scrunches his lips wayyyy over to the side like he's trying to scrape some hard-clung bit of chaw off the inside of his cheek -- ONE DRINK

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Er or um: 1 Drink.

― Bill, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can we get "evil-doers" in here somewhere? That should be worth a drink.

― tOM p, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Every time he looks like a rabbit in front of an approaching truck at bastard speed: drink a half glass of beer. You'll be drunk in 15 minutes.

― Omar, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

how bout 'weapons of mass destruction'?

― mikey marsh, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 04:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Every time he says "nucular," take a swig from the bottle. You'll be stone drunk in ten minutes.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 04:26 (twenty-three years ago)

"al kayder terrrrist" two drinks

― Sofa King Alternative (Sofa King Alternative), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 12:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"axis of evil"
+
"amurrika"

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 13:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Regime Change

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 13:21 (twenty-three years ago)

'the american people': an entire bottle of goldschlager, but not until you've counted and recounted the number of flakes floating in it 3 times.

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 14:37 (twenty-three years ago)

How about a pause for every time he pauses for more than three-four seconds mid-sentence?

― Nate Patrin, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Er, meant "How about a drink" not "pause". I have contracted Dubya Disease!

― Nate Patrin, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

four drinks for "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
oh, wait, wrong president. I been drinkin too much.

― Kairu Hakubi, Thursday, 30 January 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Remember that time he was on the golf course and said "I call upon all the nations of the world to do all they can to fight these terrahists...(pause)...now watch me hit this drive."?

Best insight-into-what-kind-of-man-he-is EVAH!

This drinking game sounds like an amazing idea...I'm totally doing it his next speech!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 January 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

drink during the pauses he puts between every 3 word or so. The man just can not get a sentence out in a cohesive way. His speeches have no flow. I still cannot see even the slighteset reason why he *won* the election...

― g (graysonlane), Thursday, 30 January 2003 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Me too, Nick - though I'm a loight-weight when it comes to alsohol and am bound to be passed out within the first 15 minutes of his blathering.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 30 January 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

check it out everybody, very well put-together

anyway, new rule: ONE DRINK every time he says "hydrogen car"!!!!!!!!!! u will be plastereDX0r!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 January 2003 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

What, did he finally start talking about them?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 January 2003 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

TALK about them - sheesh! this is going to HAPPEN, Ned! (i plan on buying my very own hydrogen car with interest saved from the "checks" mr bush says he "wants to send" all Americans)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 January 2003 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

send the checks, Bush! I WANT MY CHECK!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 January 2003 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

TALK about them - sheesh! this is going to HAPPEN, Ned!

I know *that* -- I didn't expect he would finally start muttering about it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 January 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

bush may bring up alternative fuel, but he will never talk about all of the other problems associated with a car-dependant society. If everything was zero emisissions, would that somehow make suburbanization ok? Or more highways? or the way that cars can turn people mean? sorry to start bitching (and I am not bitching at anyone here!) but I am almost scared that in the race towards fuel efficiency, all of the other problems cars create will be ignored.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 30 January 2003 22:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Every time he makes a religious reference, bottom's up! One drink, please.

― Tamara Watkins, Sunday, 2 February 2003 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

"...working to provide shelter for better women" = ? drinks

― Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 2 February 2003 03:32 (twenty-three years ago)

killing the Iraqi Nazi's has to be worth atleast 1/2 a bottle.

― Mike Smet, Sunday, 9 February 2003 08:26 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

how's about a drink for every appearance of The Smirk (tm)?
...on the other hand, that could lead to alcohol poisoning

― Joy Reeber, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:22 (twenty-three years ago)

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