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I'm always at a loss for the most damaging insult possible.It's hard to call people things that you are - I can't speculate how many people use the word 'wanker' and yet enjoy wanking.It's the same with saying things suck.Help me out with some insults.I think I like the word 'maggot' as an insult right now.Can anyone else do better?

― Damian, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

try this:

http://users.gurulink.com/drk/humor/flame.html

― Geoff, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"incompetent swine" or "little bitch" (only when referring to men)

― Melissa W, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The secret is to take the piss out of what they say, because most "insults" are stupid. It's a great way to get a smack in the mouth I find.

― Ronan, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Although *mutton felcher* and *cocksmoker* are not the most insulting epithets one could employ, they are guaranteed to produce a bemused expression on the face of your opponent which makes them indispensable.

― Trevor, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a friend of mine once told someone "you're crap!"

which is pretty damning if you think about it.

― katie, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, I got results with 'ringstung asshole'...

― suzy, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"you sounded a bit like the Manic Street Preachers"

― stevo, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sounded a bit like/looked a bit like/were in/listened to/spat on the Manic Street Preachers

― Ronan, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Douchebag!"

― nathalie, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ronan, surely spitting on the Manic Street Preachers is a good thing to do? Although I suppose you would have to get quite close to them. On second thoughts, not so good.

― Emma, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was trying to get across that having *anything* to do with them was a major badge of dishonour.

― Ronan, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But if you had a hand in them deciding to pack it in and retire for good, that would be a good thing, no?

― Nicole, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Whelpped birates swab boy
Chimpboy
Prison Bitcg
Heretic
Go put your eyes out, Motherfucker
Stick a corncob up your ass and pull it out slowly
Cuntlicker

― anthony, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Go Away" is still the best. It's ruthless, surgical. In & out, no fuss, no claret spilt.

Sorry - turned in to Vinny Jones for a minute back then...

― Paul, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Your ignorance is the cause of your arrogance.

― Nude Spock, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

all of anthon'y insults just turn me on

― Geoff, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You should write for an English magazine because you are very talented.

― Jay Simon, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Geoff
How about you vote Rebuplican or you are a secret liberatraion ?

― anthony, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My friend Nicole always says "No thanks" to a lot of questions-- which, sometimes, comes out rather insulting.

As for insults on myself--well, my sister compared me to Dawn Weiner from "Welcome to the Dollhouse" to her students.

― Mandee, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i like douchebag best!

though one day i made up "arsebastard" which was most satisfying.

and someone i know cam up with the immortal "spunk muppet"

― katie, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Fucking Cunt!" Either that, or "You vagina!"

― Kodanshi, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I meant Fuc king Cunt!

― Kodanshi, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A few days ago one of my friends was told, "You know, you're really not sexy," which was pretty rude. (But today she got an "I love you" from the same guy, so take it as you will.)

To draw on "I, Claudius," "They say Livia once got bit by a snake. It DIED."

― Maria, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Drop dead! Turn blue you purple knif!" Popular in Cleveland in the 70s, I'm told.

― Arthur, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"You still here?"

― dave q, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Stop showing off in front of your friends"

Parents know best.

Incidntally, this thread keeps crashing my browser unless I diasable stuff in my settings. Kondanshi - stop your multimedia tomfoolery.

― Nick, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Katie - you didn't make up 'arsebastard', it's been used one way or another by the Greenfield clan for years. How odd.
My best stock insult is, when at a pub/club and being confronted with some half-arsed teenage punk band (or some shit like that) yell "Virgins!" between each song. They don't like that, let me tell you.

― DG, Saturday, 22 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oooh DG, i like that "virgins!" idea, i think i might steal it if ya don't mind.

― di, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Hey, it's not like I'M ever gonna drunk enough to want to fuck YOU."

― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The best insult is to simply ignore someone.

― rainy, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

rainey you sound likeyou have a relay prety name. Are you as pretty in real life as w3eel.

― chasimino, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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