THE ALL NEW ILE Crushes thread [Now with 50% more NOT SAFE FOR WORK]

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When last we met, Dee and Luna were about to lez up, and I was trying to get Laura's clothes off.

Carry on.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

NO NEW FUCKING THREAD THE OTHER THREAD IS A PIECE OF HISTORY GODDAMNIT.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Word.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh wow. It really is. I had never noticed that.

*sigh*

What's done is done.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The other thread also takes 10 minutes to load up if you're not logged on with prefs enabled (like when I lurk from work) so this is somewhat welcome (not that ILX crushes play any role in my life whatsoever)

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer Strawberry, but they never sell it anywhere. Had Grape so much it makes me ill now.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you ever think you should be working at work, Tom?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

oh right national security!!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I told you yesterday, I'm pretty sure you leaving work early is what resulted in the destruction of the entire east coast's electrical system. MAYBE IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO NATIONAL SECURITY, etc etc etc

Anyway I still want to have a tea party with 5 ilxors but none of them are going to have any sex with me, I just want to like do their hair cos they're all pretty and shit. And also boss them around and make them buy me tea.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, but you should lead them to believe there will be sex. That makes the bossing go much more smoothly.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee and Luna? are you sure?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha! *whipcrack sound*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I swear that's what was happening, right before I suddenly lost interest.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(I honestly have no idea why for the whipcrack sound effect and giggling. I'm so easily entertained right now it's really disturbing.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

God I am such a bitch.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but you wish you were.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Dammit, Keenan, you know what this *means*!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

*mwah*

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

the new thread is better than the old thread. up-to-the-minute action! active crushes!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, my first sexual experience is already being planned and (a.) it happens to be with another woman and (b.) it's being planned by someone who is approximately 100 miles away. I am SO VERY lucky.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, I thought I didn't have a crush because I was thinking about this on the train into Glasgow and it turns out I do. Minna. There, I said it. Can I go now?

― David. (Cozen), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah Dee ILX is where you get the hookups dontcha know

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah Dee ILX is where you get the hookups dontcha know

ILX: The Internet's Answer to Love Connection (minus Chuck Woolery, of course)

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

SERIOUS ratio problems tho

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

depends how fussy y'all are!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on exactly one ILXor.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too! But mine is full of shame.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

He's all yours. babe(s)! Have fun!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Shame??

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you believe in love?
Do you believe in shame?
And if love can conquer all
then why do we only feel the pain?
I heard you speak my name
heard you singing The Stones
maybe heard you laughing in a line of static
on my telephone
So why your eyelids are closed,
inside a case of rust
And did you have to change
all your poets fire into frozen dust
I've tried to justify it to learn from your mistake
But where's the stupid lie that has to make it's point
with such a pointless waste
Come out
Do you believe in shame?
Do you believe in love?
And if they taste the same
would you love again or abandon both?
I don't think I ever can
belive my friend has gone
Keep saying it's alright I'm going to bring you back
but I know I'm wrong
There's nothing I can say
there's nothing left to do
It's just that lately I feel so damn lonely
when I think of you

And it may seem selfish now
but I'll hold on to the memory
Until all this fear is washed away
Do you believe in love?
Do you believe in life?
'Cos I believe a little part of you inside of me
will never die...

</fangirl>

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I told a friend of mine who I had a crush on and he was all "Is this a pity crush?"

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I need to know who this is.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'll never te-ell"

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, Carey being ashamed of her crush and a friend thinking it is all about pity => it could be me! Hurrah!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

No way. I figured it had to be Calum.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

poxy fuels it's so obviously GEIR

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I need to know more about Keenan now. Tell me.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

minna is a dickhead.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 16 August 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Why you gotta be so rude all the time?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 16 August 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm starting my own business: rent-a-crush. sadly, i'm my own first client.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

(wow, that sounded like a god-awful opening line by a sad-ass stand-up comedian.)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

(I am watching this thread now carefully to find out what you all tell Orbit about me. Orbit: don't listen to Millar.)

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

MINNA KNOWS SHE'S A DICKHEAD.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Regardless of this, it's still quite rude you know.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

kenan, thank you for starting this thread. the other one had done its dash.

― The Lady Ms Dogshit (lucylurex), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

ok, i want to drink. someone call me.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

enough is enough.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU'RE A DICKHEAD.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I know I'm not.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 162 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

ROFLIB

(laughing in black)

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

cute and pale!

(xp)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

trayce and anyone would make a cute couple! trayce and lyle lovett. trayce and the elephant man. still cute.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

gothlle obv.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

or GOFFLE

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

who knows

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil and Gear!

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

RUBBLE

― Amon (eman), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

RUBBEL

Rancid Underwear Black Boots Eye Liner

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

PENELOPE

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

also, rxymzk & rosemary & gemily and I once made a crush mix cd of doom for JBR so I suppose her as well

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

hee hee, Gear, you're on my crush list!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee has a crush on Bill Gates.

OMG does this mean Bill Gates is on ILX?

― Jacqui Pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

it's because you like noize, RG!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm here to take Mandee on my desk at company headquarters.

― Bill "Crunk Bitch" Gates (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Woah.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

OMGWTF, I go to sleep for 8 hours and everyone's bigging me up as a cutie? Argh how embarrasing.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

also, rxymzk & rosemary & gemily and I once made a crush mix cd of doom for JBR so I suppose her as well

:-) :-) :-)

― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I crush on no one. I don't understand crushes. Kenan, will you teach me?

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Penelope!

(uh, tell me about yourself)

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Argh how embarrasing.

poor cutie!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

You dreamt I was dating Jon! I dont know what to think now, you broke my brain ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

(I mean not in a bad way... err... I mean... um.. ok I'll stop eating my own foot now shall I?)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

hey JBR, where's my cd? : D

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 11 June 2005 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a dream last night that I punched this girl I used to sleep with in the face to steal her raver heart shaped sunglasses and escaped on skis.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Saturday, 11 June 2005 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Once you steal her heart, IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 11 June 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

You were left holding yer pole(s)?

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 11 June 2005 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a dream last night that I punched this girl I used to sleep with in the face to steal her raver heart shaped sunglasses and escaped on skis.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

YOO R JAEMS BONDE.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2005 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

JAMEZ BONG

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Saturday, 11 June 2005 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

bryan from winnipeg, it breaks my heart that he likes girls, and i really miss his emails and aims--hes smart, funny, sexy, and also he makes me want to take care of him--i hope some days that he would switch teams, and we could fall in love.

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 11 June 2005 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I totally want to see a James Bong film now! He could go on adventures to save the world, only he gets to the hotel, smokes a bowl and goes "eh, whatever, where's the chicks?".

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2005 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a crush on two guys who play in local rock bands. i feel like a sleaze because one of them played a show with us tonight, the other is playing next week.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 11 June 2005 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

hey JBR, where's my cd? : D

i put it up on yousendit back when that thread was going! i can reupload it, or i can send you a real cd if you want, but i'm warning you i'm terrible about getting stuff out to the post office in any kind of timely fashion.

― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 11 June 2005 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

oh damn, I never saw it. but then again I haven't a clue how to deal with yousendit...I reckon I could just DL it to itunes, eh?

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 11 June 2005 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sure that ysi link expired long ago. i'll figure something out this weekend.

― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 11 June 2005 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a crush on two guys who play in local rock bands. i feel like a sleaze because one of them played a show with us tonight, the other is playing next week.

OH MY GOD YOU TWO-TIMER!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 11 June 2005 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I totally want to see a James Bong film now! He could go on adventures to save the world, only he gets to the hotel, smokes a bowl and goes "eh, whatever, where's the chicks?".

Dude, I totally made up James Bong about four years ago! "Bong, James Bong. I'll take a hit, erm, I mean a hitman, please."

Does anyone remember the James Bond, Jr. cartoon? I'm frightened that I can actually recall the theme song. *sings like a diva* "JAAAAAAAAAMES Bond!" *sweeter-sounding backup vocalists* "James Bond Junior..." (riffage) BA-NA--NANANA!

― Ian Riese-Moraine comes explosive! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 11 June 2005 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I crush on no one. I don't understand crushes. Kenan, will you teach me?

I'm really not sure what this means, unless it means that you want me to teach you the WAYS OF LOVE, baby, because I'm YO MAN.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 11 June 2005 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/father_figure.jpg

That's me on the right.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 11 June 2005 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

And then later, you'll find out that I;ve been blowing guys in bathroom stalls. It'll end in tears. We better not.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 11 June 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a crush on all australian ilxors* cause i feel it's pretty safe when they're on the opposite side of the world. also, they are cute.

*except andrew, whose eyebrows are TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 11 June 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking sides:

http://www.myslurpeecup.com/orangecrush.jpg

vs.

http://orangefox.svs.com/rem/gif/discog/wb7-27652-a.jpg

― Ian Riese-Moraine comes explosive! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 11 June 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The drink. No contest.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 11 June 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I think most everyone would agree.

― Ian Riese-Moraine comes explosive! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 11 June 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even like the drink that much and I'm still voting the drink.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Saturday, 11 June 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a recording artist by the name of James Bong who's been around at least 8 years. Sorry, Ian.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bongalla.com/images/bong_james_bong.gif

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Rats! Foiled! This is my greatest disappointment since the time I found that I couldn't write the musical Jesus Christ Porn Star because there's already a porn star who not only legally changed her name to Jesus Christ but trademarked it, too!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

You're killin' me, man.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 12 June 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Softly, I presume.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Sunday, 12 June 2005 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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