Nipple Appreciation Day, Saturday, Sept. 27th!

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So I read that on egreetings while looking for a card for something else. WTF? Did we run out of other things to have holidays for? Anyway, appreciate your nipples on Saturday, apparently?

(This is the thread to discuss ridiculous, obscure holidays)

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 25 September 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I, uh, appreciate my nipples a little too much lately as it is.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 25 September 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll appreciate the hopeless quest to discover what kind of god would give men nipples.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 September 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Who cares? Do you sit there and play with them all day or something? How odd.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 25 September 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ALL DAY.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 25 September 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, so then YOU, stop appreciating your nipples for a day. Everyone else, do opposite.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 25 September 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

If you play with them too much, you grow hair on your chest.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 25 September 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

and apparantly your back, shoulders and butt too

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 25 September 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, boys are gross! Film at 11!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 25 September 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Not enough shock value....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 25 September 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

At least one of my co-workers has told me that this information is license to run rampant on his wife's nipples all day on Saturday.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 September 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I just wanna know who was the guy who made up the holiday, and who pays him to make up these holidays, and how I can get a job making up these holidays.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 25 September 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Only a license for him I guess.

― David. (Cozen), Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan did your coworker really give you free reign over his wife's jubbly-tips? Or did you just weird that wordly?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

LIKE I'M GOING TO CLARIFY NOW

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

― David. (Cozen), Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

What does this have to do with Chuck Eddy DJing?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Why'd you think he picked Saturday?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Eddy's testosterone shows itself!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I get a feeling I'm skipping yet another performance by DJ Edelweiss.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"Do you have a license to run rampant on those nipples, sir?"

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

they're really milking these holidays

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

BAW HAW HAW

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

hot damn, somebody's selling chocolates in my office to raise funds to raise awareness for Nipple Appreciation--no, wait, it's for the kidney foundation.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that for Nipple Awareness, we should all wear ribbons, on our nipples!

I also think this will call for a good old-fashioned southern baptist revival - of nipple threads!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa, I'm totally going to wear ribbons on my nipples, that's a good idea.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

nipple depreciation day

― David. (Cozen), Thursday, 25 September 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

For many of us every day is nipple appreciation day.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 25 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't even want to begin parsing that, martin.

― David. (Cozen), Thursday, 25 September 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

For many of us every day is nipple appreciation day.

So grunts 95% of the male population, in agreement...

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 25 September 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i may spend this day just saying "Steempy, would you like to buy some robber neepals?" over and over

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 25 September 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ren and Stimpy Day" is currently being proposed in Congress

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 25 September 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

*nods and smiles at whole of thread*

Oh my God, which perverted walking hormone factory¹ out there is the one responsible for this "special day"?! Or is there more than one of them out there? God, I swear... "Nipple Appreciation Day"... *shakes head* what exactly does one do on "Nipple Appreciation Day"? Does everyone out there get two cards on this occasion, one per nipple? Or would it be a combined card -- "Wanted to send a card out to the 'twins'/They get so perky when you're filled with endorphins!"²

¹: Yes, your royal 21st century, post-modern highness, I am quite prudish for the times, thanks for asking.
²: That sucks, I know. I don't do good with rhymes.

― Legendary Nothingness (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 25 September 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Does everyone out there get two cards on this occasion, one per nipple? Or would it be a combined card -- "Wanted to send a card out to the 'twins'/They get so perky when you're filled with endorphins!"

Course, this thread will get googled, and Dee will be sued for copyright infringement by Hustler

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 25 September 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to make a t-shirt that says:

NIPPLES!
I appreciate them.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 September 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't even want to begin parsing that, martin

i'm already finished!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 25 September 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan you need to make sure the N and S! curve properly around the, ah assets

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 25 September 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Nichole, sweetie, no prob! I've already got a lawyer. (The family lawyer, sure, but a lawyer nonetheless.)

Dan, I expected absolutely nothing less from you. Thank you.

― Legendary Nothingness (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 25 September 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

btw do lots of British people have third nipples? cause i know one personally, and he says he has a mate w/three as well, and Virgin has a phone top-up ad with some guy pulling up his shirt and pointing to a third nipple?? i mean i appreciate nipples and everything but.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 25 September 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Even if they don't, that rumor starts NOW.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 25 September 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

no pictures in this thread?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 26 September 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Personally I'm all for this holiday. What gal doesn't want more appreciaton of her nipples? Maybe I'll pierce mine on Saturday. . .

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 26 September 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

egad! pierce not! How horrid! why dont you just pour acid on your liver!

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 26 September 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, why don't you?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 September 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been averse to it Hanle y as they are one of my favorite body parts. But everyone has told me this procedure will only enhance their sensitvity. My tat artist said it would be a source of constant arousal. Hmm, maybe that's too much.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 26 September 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

My tat artist said it would be a source of constant arousal.

Hmm...does said tat artist have such piercings in turn?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 September 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

He didn't say whose arousal!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 26 September 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Good point Tep!

My friend has far more, uh, potentially arousing piercings.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 26 September 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait for me Sam, I'll come, too.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 26 September 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend of mine had both nipples pierced and he was quite fond of them. From what he'd said, it sounds like they weren't constantly arousing, but very much so if they shifted or were nudged/moved/whatever.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 26 September 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait for me Sam, I'll come, too.

how many times? [[rimshot!]]

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 26 September 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Matos, you wonderful man.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 26 September 2003 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

*runs off to tell James*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 26 September 2003 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

My wife is going to be so excited. She calls me pepperoni nips.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Erm, how sweet? heh heh!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 26 September 2003 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah I know. She took a picture of me on the beach last week and zoomed in on my nips.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, nice!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 26 September 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Sweet isn't it.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 26 September 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

since i have absolutely nothing to add, i'm just going to repeat what Hanle y said: no pictures in this thread? why ?

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 26 September 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok so I clicked on the link Ally gave

and then clicked on the link that said Nipple Appreciation Day

there is a gigantic pic of lots of pacifiers on baby bottles

"Celebrating the many subtle ways that nipples bring pleasure into our lives"

do u think if i sent my mum one of these cards she'd get the subtle celebration i was sending her way for keeping me alive or something ?

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 26 September 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I always hated being breastfed anyway

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 26 September 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

ok so breatsfeeding is out

what are the other subtle ways that nipples have brought pleasure into your life, Andrew? And i mean SUBTLE.

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 26 September 2003 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think there are any, in all honesty. They give a sense of definition to my chest, maybe?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 26 September 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I just had a brief flash of insight - If this is Nipple (singular) Appreciation Day, shouldn't there be two of them? It could be a four-day weekend.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 26 September 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

What link?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 26 September 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.egreetings.com/display.pd?path=30772&bfrom=1&prodnum=3020524&

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 26 September 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Careful with the piercings. A friend of mine lost all sensation in one of her nipples. And, y'know, is it a good thing to be aroused all the time? I know if it happens to me in an unusual place I can't concentrate and end up getting royally annoyed I can't do anything about it.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 26 September 2003 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Pepperoni nips?!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 26 September 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah pepperoni nips. according to her they look like pepperoni. i got sunburnt on the beach and she told me that my pepperoni's were looking crisp. unbelievable.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.carando.com/images/genoa.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 26 September 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I still am totally confused by this concept.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 26 September 2003 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.drkutner.com/images/baby-bottle.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 26 September 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha, if only we had followed that link all would have been made clear. We're such a bunch of pervs.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 26 September 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the card is meant to be a joke, you know. Play on words.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 26 September 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sharireese.com/Nipple.jpg

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 26 September 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

So I went and G**gled 'nipple art' and ended-up at this gentleman's website: http://www.armory.com/~charlie/index.html

Which had these pictures: http://www.armory.com/~charlie/folsom.html

And one of *those* pictures is what I was originally looking for: http://www.armory.com/~charlie/folsom/nipple1.jpg

I think I am in lust.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 26 September 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Speaking of third nipples...

http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~wenz/

Everything you didn't want to know about third nipples anyone? Including a very good section of identification of said nipples.

Oh, and in the statistics section, it claims that about 1-2% of North Americans have one. Unfortunately no such stat for Brits to back up tracer's claim yet. still looking...

― (bigF), Friday, 26 September 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

ditto

― bigF (bigF), Friday, 26 September 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Those nipple shield are the greatest, I had no idea! I thought it was like a bar or ring.
I'm heading out tomorrow to get a cavalier and a roundhead.

― Simeon (Simeon), Friday, 26 September 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

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