This is a thread about the possibility of gerbils ruling the world within the next 20 years and forcing all humans to become slaves and eat only cheese and play on a small turny ball thing

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It's not pretty is it?
So WHAT are you going to do about it?

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 27 December 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Will they stick us up their ass for kinky fun?

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 27 December 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm already shaving myself in anticipation. Oh boy!

― sucka (sucka), Saturday, 27 December 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

playing with a small turny ball thing is already your cup o tea, innit?

― g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 27 December 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I always knew the future of the human race would be decided by rodents. I thought it was going to be squirrels, though.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 27 December 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh God!!!!

http://members.tripod.com/Thryomanes/gerbils.jpg

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 27 December 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

What kind of cheese will we have to eat? I quite like that Saint Augur blue cheese.

― C J (C J), Saturday, 27 December 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I want smoked guda.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 27 December 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

And will there be crackers? celery sticks? perhaps some nice mild radishes, with a dab of chilled unsalted butter on them?

If the gerbils are providing us with food, shelter, cosy bedding, somewhere to play, and there's no need to go out to work ....... it sounds fine to me.

― C J (C J), Saturday, 27 December 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Will these be mutant gerbils or something?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 27 December 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess so. I mean, yer average pet gerbil isn't going to have the necessary skills or intelligence to plan world domination. Is it?

― C J (C J), Saturday, 27 December 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what they want you to think, or something.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 27 December 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

b-b-but OPPOSABLE THUMBS! we alone are the Master-Species, whose thumbs can be used as leverage for PULL-RING FOOD CANS!

― petra jane (petra jane), Saturday, 27 December 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The gerbils won't get far. They need our chopping machines to make sawdust for them.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 28 December 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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