David Beckham might be rich and all that but I wouldn't want his wife's vacant mush and skinny ass anywhere near me at night...

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She looks as if her breath stinks too.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Speaking of breathing, against stiff competition it's also your most annoying habit....

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

c-man should breathe in petrol fumes, preferably while smoking.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

You telling me you'd want yours anywhere near her?

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, if you can get any you should thank the Lord. no matter how stank and rank that shit is.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

'cause that's the best yer ever gonna get.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahah - that funny. Really funny. Keep them (off centre, waaay of centre) comments about me a'comin!

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

noodles otm.

― cozen¡ (Cozen), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw diddums. Nobody takes poor little Calzy-poo seriously. (Can't for the life of me think why.)

Everybody, count of three, 1...2...3...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

'OIIII!! POSH SPICE!! NAAAOOWW!! I ADMIRE YOUR POUTING TECHNIQUE AND YOUR KNACK OF LOOKING GOOD IN A SLINKY VERSACE NUMBER!! I ALSO ENJOY YOUR SUB-GARAGE HIGH-STREET CONFECTIONS WHEN THEY OCCASIONALLY POP UP ON THE RADIO!! BUT I DO NOT LIKE BEING PESTERED FOR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION WHEN I SITTING IN MY DRESSING GOWN EATING EGG, SOLDIERS AND STREAKY BACON IN THE KITCHEN OF A MORNING!! LET ME EAT MY BREAKFAST IN PEACE WOMAN!! THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOR THE PLACE FOR ME TO BE FIDDLING ABOUT WITH YOUR UPHOLSTERY WHEN YOU KNOW I'VE GOT A JOB AT 10 AND I NEED SOME GRUB IN ME!! AND I'D GIVE ER A SLAP!!

― Patrick Kinghorn, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with you C-Man. I'm just glad that I live in a country where we don't have to read and hear about Tosh and Thickham every day of the friggin week.

regards,

REB

― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

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― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

'I'm just glad that I live in a country where we don't have to read and hear about Tosh and Thickham every day of the friggin week.'

Naa, who needs them Erik, we've got Sam and Eddie and they're MUCH more interesting.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

What country? We might have Posh and Becks but, jeez, we also have free health care and gun control.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll tell you what we don't have, though:

http://www.eminemitalia.it/minisiti/obie/obiepic03.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

what kind of girl his age isn't going to have her own teeth anyway? the entire song is trading on a very dubious premise.

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Her out of those sellotape adverts.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend of mine recently told me that, as a young teenager, she had 15 teeth removed. I couldn't help but wonder if her real father was Cheltenham Gold Cup legend Arkle.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

hahah Patrick Kinghorn with a fine try from just outside the box!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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