what's the strangest thing your parents ever cooked for you?

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what's the strangest thing your parents ever cooked for you?

my mum used to make bananas wrapped in slices of cold ham covered with hot cheese sauce......

saza bob, Friday, 9 January 2004 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

French fry sandwiches or haggis.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

steak-ums

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Elk burgers. All the time... marinated with razor thin slice of garlic, BBQ'd on the Webber. They fucking ruled.

andy, Friday, 9 January 2004 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

My dad would collect all the orange peels over weeks then cook them and candy them. They were really REALLY fucking good, but I wouldn't even eat them for a couple years cuz I was like "ew, rind!" and then finally I tried 'em and I was like "holy shit dad!".

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

One morning, I went downstairs and took the lid off the huge pot my mom had simmering on the stove. Like, 12 chicken feet ready to attack me. That actually is not so strange, I just really hate chicken feet.

She did once add barbeque ribs to my spaghetti and try to tell me there was no meat in there.

Carey (Carey), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

not my parents, but a woman I was staying with when I was young made me a homemade pizza with fishsticks and apple wedges as toppings.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 9 January 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

My dad would collect all the orange peels over weeks then cook them and candy them. They were really REALLY fucking good, but I wouldn't even eat them for a couple years cuz I was like "ew, rind!" and then finally I tried 'em and I was like "holy shit dad!".

I love orange rind! Especially used in szechuan cooking, tossed up with some sinus-excavating chili pods. Mmmmmmm that is a big ol' bag of godhead.

jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 January 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

my mum used to make bananas wrapped in slices of cold ham covered with hot cheese sauce......

Unikely as it sounds i can actually confirm this - sheer insanity.

jed_ (jed), Friday, 9 January 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"not my parents, but a woman I was staying with when I was young made me a homemade pizza with fishsticks and apple wedges as toppings. "

mmm...now i know what to have for dinner.....

saza bob, Friday, 9 January 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

what on earth does a big ol' bag of godhead actually mean?

saza bob, Friday, 9 January 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Our Lord's nutsack

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

it means it tastes nice.

jed_ (jed), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

like the ambrosia-flavored sweetness of God's nutsack

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

My mother is a lousy cook. She eventually grasped that my wife and I were both keen on Italian food, so the next time we went round she told us she's made a spaghetti bolognese. We were nervous. It turned out to comprise some decent minced beef, with a can of Heinz Cream Of Tomato Soup poured over it, all spread over a tin of Heinz Spaghetti In Tomato Sauce. Actually, it was still more edible than some of her meals.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

my mum used to make bananas wrapped in slices of cold ham covered with hot cheese sauce......

Bob, please! Some of us are trying to eat dinner here.

(Oh, and hugs to Martin. Poor thing.)

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 9 January 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Cow's tongue. Real soft and tender and I liked it, until my dad told what it was...

willem (willem), Friday, 9 January 2004 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I will join willem here in the Offal Corner by saying tripas, i.e. the small intestines of a cow fried up until they're crispy. I could not eat that. It tasted really, really funky to me, even when I was able to get past the fact that they were small intestines.

I can eat menudo my parents fix, which I suppose to the uninitiated may seem a bit strange. Strangely enough, I can eat the cubed beef stomach lining, but I can't handle the pigs' feet portion of the stew.

Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 10 January 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Sheeps brains in white sauce, on toast.

Actually dad used to make that for himself, but I liked to eat it too (and I knew what it was, brains/liver/kidneys were served up often at home, its cheap meat). It tasted odd, as all offal tends to, but I realised later I liked it cos of the white sauce.

Dad also had a strange way of doing scrambled eggs that involved whipping up the egg, adding orange juice, and then pouring it into a saucepan with a lid and letting it puff up, rather than stir-scrambling them. Came out gorgeously fluffy, but stuck like a bastard to the pan.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 10 January 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

It turned out to comprise some decent minced beef, with a can of Heinz Cream Of Tomato Soup poured over it, all spread over a tin of Heinz Spaghetti In Tomato Sauce. Actually, it was still more edible than some of her meals.

Martin, your mum should have a cook-off with my ex-flatmate John sometime. Tuesday night his three flatmates turned up at my house asking if they could stay for dinner was over because John's mexican salsa type dish consisted of one can baked beans in that 'tomato' gravy gunk, one can tomatoes, and one of creamed corn, gunk and all, boiled to buggery. This is one of his less, uh, 'fusion' creations too - and he always makes enough for 6 people and puts the leftovers away for someone else to enjoy.

I don't remember any strange dishes from my mother, just a general thread of awfulness throughout - but I have been cooking my own meals since i was 11.

petra jane (petra jane), Saturday, 10 January 2004 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

stay untill dinner was over, obv.

petra jane (petra jane), Saturday, 10 January 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

My dad had an herb garden at one of our homes, and he decided he was going to make horehound candy. He kept adding more and more sugar but it was terrible. It tasted like burnt herby sugar. But at least he admits it was terrible. We still talk about it.

NA (Nick A.), Saturday, 10 January 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Another for tongue. It was over 15 years ago but I can still remember the taste and texture... although I kind of liked it.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 10 January 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

My mom used to make me green olive & cream cheese sandwhiches because I requested them.

Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 10 January 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i loved blood and tongue sausage

anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 10 January 2004 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

French fry sandwiches or haggis.

But these sound intriguing.

Strangest thing? No idea, really. My mom just must be a consistently great and varied cook (and she is!).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 January 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

chicken gizzards
at least those are the items that seem to freak most people out. i like em. they are the secret ingredient in stuffing and gravy.

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 10 January 2004 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Dads + Cooking = Questionable, more often than not...

ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 10 January 2004 07:16 (twenty-two years ago)

chicken gizzards
at least those are the items that seem to freak most people out. i like em. they are the secret ingredient in stuffing and gravy.

If that counts as "strange", then I must mention my mother's famous cornbread dressing, which relies upon turkey gizzards that have been stewed in this crock pot as a major ingredient. I'm extremely happy she's shown me how she makes it, because I now know how to make it too. Hurrah for that!

Dads + Cooking = Questionable, more often than not...

Perhaps it's true. Though I must point out that my father was actually the good cook in the family. Mom could cook SOME things well (see the cornbread dressing mentioned above), but she was a better baker than a regular cook. Mom usually has a talent for burning things that have to be cooked on a stovetop.

Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 10 January 2004 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I should mention that that three-ingredient bolognese was possibly the most ambitious meal my mother has ever made. We normally got a roast dinner from her - roast the meat slowly in no juices at all. Make sure it finishes cooking at least half an hour before it is to be served. Leave it on the side somewhere, uncovered, to dry and cool before serving. Boil any vegetables until they are pulpy, and leave them to cool similarly. Serve in portions that look meagre until you try to eat much of the dry, lukewarm result, when it starts to seem ample.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 10 January 2004 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

My dad is pretty good at cooking a few select things. He does breakfast fairly often when I'm at home, which used to be omelets (very good omelets) but nowadays is usually some kind of muffin/scone/waffle thing, to which he always adds wheat germ. Last time I was home he made waffles with beer in them. My parents used to have a couple of cooperative cooking efforts. One was homemade pizza, which was my favorite. My dad would make the dough from scratch, then my mom would make the sauce and put them together and cook them. They would also do birthday cakes, where my mom would make the actual cake and then my dad would decorate them with variously colored frostings. He got pretty good at it.

NA (Nick A.), Saturday, 10 January 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

But these sound intriguing.

I wasn't saying either were terrible, but they are weird.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 10 January 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

When french fry sandwiches are called 'chip buttys,' THEN they're weird.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 January 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Deep-fried batter-coated dandelion heads. (At my request. They didn't taste like much of anything at all.)

Douglas (Douglas), Saturday, 10 January 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee said: 'If that counts as "strange", then I must mention my mother's famous cornbread dressing, which relies upon turkey gizzards...'

My grandmother makes this--it is excellent. It also relies on her own cornbread recipe, which blows all packaged cornbreads out of the water. I can neither recplicate this nor her handmade buttermilk biscuits.

My uncle once offered me some cooked alligator, which stands out clearly in my mind as the first time I heard the phrase "it tastes like chicken!"

My mom has never made anything weird for me, I don't think, besides the Ancient Family Recipe known only to us as "gummies," which seemed weird until I found out its proper name.

sgs (sgs), Saturday, 10 January 2004 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Although the food itself wasn't strange, my mom kinda went crazy one weekend and baked about 150 loaves of banana bread. It really scared my brother, dad and me.

beaumonster, Thursday, 15 January 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)


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