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http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004010721,00.jpg

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004011515,00.html

― andy, Friday, 9 January 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

it works on so many levels!

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

that's awful!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Kudos to you, sir.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040108/i/r2782136576.jpg

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040105/ids_photos_en/r1163935501.jpg

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

also, http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20040108/mdf441970.jpg

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

By way of explanation:

WARSAW (Reuters) - Three Polish divers face a police probe for possible illegal fishing and abuse of animals after a newspaper photo showed them plying a freshly caught pike with champagne at an outdoor New Year's party.

"They may have committed offences of poaching and maltreating a fish," said Maria Niedziolka of the National Fishing Authority, which notified police about the incident.

One of the frogmen, seeing in the New Year by diving in a lake near the city of Opole, told news agency PAP that they had found the pike half-dead and wanted to "restore it to consciousness by treating it with champagne".

― andy, Friday, 9 January 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha ha holy shit that's the greatest thing ever

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

it reminds me of the bar scene from Weird Science.

"DRINK it!"

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

why is that monkey dressed as a conquistador on rollerblades?

nevermind.

bear-haterz..

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040105/i/r1163935501.jpg

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Somebody needs to embed an mp3 of Kenny Loggins' "Hero" on a link to the exploding bear pic. I could die happy with that window open.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 January 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

*a google search later*

How have I lived this long in life wrongly thinking that was a Kenny Loggins song? Or a song sung by a man for that matter?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 January 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://engrish.com/image/engrish/mywet.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 January 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck all that - the bear fire is tops.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 January 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Every time I look at it I imagine it as some scene extracted directly from some bear-centric 70s cop/action film. Like on the ground there's a polar bear named Silas screaming "Griz, NOOOOOO!" while fast paced Shaft-like wahwah guitar music kicks up the tension.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 January 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

The captions are priceless. "Furry risky," "paw judgment," "roar terror" -- my punster is delighted!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 9 January 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i bet that bear will never ever never touch a power transformer ever again.. assuming it lives.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 9 January 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a really terrifying and awful picture, but it is a great photographic moment captured nevertheless.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 9 January 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"A grizzly end", haha

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004010722,00.jpg

!!!!

― andy, Friday, 9 January 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

these out-takes, deleted scenes and more all on the 26 disc Gentle Ben DVD complete boxset, scheduled for the fall (ha)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Griz NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

poor bear

― kephm, Friday, 9 January 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess he didn't learn the lesson from that story about Winnie the Pooh, the honey, and the bees.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The fact that the bear FUCKING SURVIVED is the best bit. It's like the Mick Foley of bears or something.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 10 January 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it would be a horribly tragic picture if it didn't survive, sheesh!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 10 January 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://billmon.org.v.sabren.com/archives/creosote.gif

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 10 January 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/attachment_files/bush-asshole.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 10 January 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Eisbar, that was brilliantly unintentional.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 January 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ GRIZ IS ON FI-YAH!!!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 10 January 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

This vaguely reminds me of the time that the bum was jumping off that warehouse in SF, except this is more funny.

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 10 January 2004 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

and this one has less coffee.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Saturday, 10 January 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, the bear survived but is probably in great pain and crippled for life. Not exactly a happy ending, but it could have been worse I guess. Well, come to think of it, unless the bear just shrugged this off, death may have been a better ending. :(

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 10 January 2004 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Bears. Can't do nothin' right.

http://www.local6.com/news/2469188/detail.html

― may pang (maypang), Saturday, 10 January 2004 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHA THE MICK FOLEY OF BEARS

― Ferrrrrrg (Ferg), Saturday, 10 January 2004 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sfogs.com/ghostpix/mumu.jpg

― Aaron A., Saturday, 10 January 2004 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

is that a zombie?

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 10 January 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I see the Mick Foley bear has inspired other bears to attempt to reenact his feats in the backyards of America, on trampolines. It is only a matter of time before bears start hitting each other with flourescent light tubes.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 10 January 2004 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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