Can you explain LoTR things to me?

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I've never read the books, although I tried several times. This weekend, I finally went to see the last installment and was perplexed by the nutty King that tried to kill his live son over a brush pile.

What gives? Was he really so insane that he didn't know that he was alive, even when the Hobbit kept yelling it to him?

Did he hate his son so much that he wanted to kill him?

Was he punishing his son for living , when apparently a favored son was killed in another film?

Next, when Frodo, the Wizard, Bilbo and others take off on that boat at the end, is that supposed to be 'death'?

Where are they going? And why? If death, why is Frodo dying?

Help for many of us occasional fans would be appreciated.

PsychoKitty, Monday, 12 January 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

ned to thread

dean! (deangulberry), Monday, 12 January 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"nutty King" = not the king at all actually

his insanity in the movie is not as well explained as in the book, wherein he's corrupted by a powerful influence

he didn't hate faromir. i think he wanted their "legacy" to be "honourable".

maybe.

quite the contrary. they're sailing to the "undying lands".

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 12 January 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Haven't seen the new one yet, but tell me, does the King really return?

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 January 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious: thanks for the fast reply! We were stumped on these two scenes and figured it had to be addressed in the books better.

PsychoKitty, Monday, 12 January 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Psychokitty, I hope this isn't too much info. The steward, Denethor, has one of those crystal balls (palantir) that grabbed hold of Pippin and freaked him out. Sauron has one too, and anyone who looks in them gets subverted to his will (except Aragorn--but that's in the books). So Sauron has caused Denethor to despair, which sets up his seeming nonsense/nonseq behavior. Maybe the DVD will flesh all that out, like The Two Towers one did a lot of the relationship between Faramir, Boromir, and Denethor.
The Undying Lands, where that boat's headed at the end, is sort of like Avalon, populated by elves and gods, and not on this earth. Only immortals can go there, and Frodo and Bilbo, for their ringbearing, become honorary immortals.

otto, Monday, 12 January 2004 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

...and maybe Sam too...

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

and Gimli for that matter.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam doesn't get to be immortal - he gets to fuck Rosy.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Eternal life vs. hobbit sex?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Aren't they the same thing?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Pervert.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

So what was all that about the ring that Gandalf had on at the end of the movie? Someone mentioned on the RotK thread that they had noticed Gandalf wearing a ring - I missed this in the film. What ring?

C J (C J), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Gandalf has one of the original rings that were made for the elves. Galadriel and Arwen's Dad have the other two.

isadora (isadora), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Are wizards humans or wot?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

ned to thread

Ned busy with work today. But I might chime in as I can here.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Are wizards humans? This is actually causing me puzzlement. Are they a seperate breed/species?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

How do they reproduce?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Wizards

Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Too much info alert part II. Gandalf is one of the five istari, angelic beings sent from the Undying Lands to aid elves and men in the struggle against Sauron. The only other istari dramatized is Saruman, the chief, who fell under Sauron's sway sometime around The Hobbit. When the istari arrived on the shores of Middle Earth thousands of years before the War of the Rings, Cirdan, the elf who makes the ships that sail to the Undying Lands, gave Gandalf his ring, which pissed Saruman off apparently. There are three elven rings, forged before Sauron made the One Ring--Elrond and Galadriel have the other two. I hope I got all that right. Haven't read Unfinished Tales since junior high.

otto, Monday, 12 January 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. Question answered.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Otto: you rock! I just found this site by complete accident yesterday; you've already answered so much! Thanks, hope I can do the same sometime! xoxo

PsychoKitty, Monday, 12 January 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I am sad that no one knows what happened to whats-his-name the Brown. He was a cool wizard

isadora (isadora), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Psychokitty, this site will suck you in. Be prepared.

otto, Monday, 12 January 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The only other istari dramatized is Saruman...
In the movie anyway. Radagast the Brown is also in the book but was cut out of the movie. Otherwise very good, otto.

Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Bryan, unless I'm forgetting something, R. only gets mentioned by Saruman and Gandalf a couple times, like he was some kind of inconsequential burnout who lost the plot a long time ago. I'd love to be corrected though cuz like Isadora I'm intrigued by Radagast (that name rules), and the other two wizards, as well. Lots of Tolkien's little details he doesn't bother fleshing out are so cool his hack-clones would've killed to've formed books around them.

otto, Monday, 12 January 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember him as turning up at some point in the book - having an affinity with plants and animals. Gandalf tries to get him to help with Saruman but he says it is not his problem or something.

isadora (isadora), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Radagast communicates briefly to Gandalf that Saruman was looking for Gandalf wherever he might be found. Gandalf asks Radagast to contact his friends among the animals to contact him at Isengard...which is how in the book Gwaihir the eagle comes to rescue him. The moth in the movie is an invention.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you saying the moth is CGI?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Ho ho.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks Ned. I just wrote a long-winded post saying what you just said.

Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw ROTK a second time this weekend, and while it was explained to me very well earlier, as well as above, I have to say the ending, with Frodo and Bilbo leaving the Shire, just didn't work for me. I KNOW why they are leaving, etc., but for some reason since so little explanation is given for it ONSCREEN (as opposed to reading the books or having someone explain it for you) that the scene just didn't have the resonance for me that it should. I'm pretty sure a lot of people walked away asking themselves why Frodo left the Shire, and since it's one of the endings of a lengthy and popular trilogy, it doesn't feel right that you should leave the theater feeling like that point is unresolved. I understand it now, but I just didn't FEEL it.

Anyway, the only reason Sam married Rosy is that he could not admit his feelings for Frodo to his friends and family in the Shire. I thought that much was obvious.

Sean (Sean), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks Ned and Bryan and Isadora. It's been way too long since I read Fellowship to be spouting so indiscriminately.

Sean, five bucks says the DVD will be about an hour longer and will set up the emotional pay off of the ending very nicely, though don't count on Sam delivering any monologues about his sexuality.

otto, Monday, 12 January 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I KNOW why they are leaving, etc., but for some reason since so little explanation is given for it ONSCREEN (as opposed to reading the books or having someone explain it for you) that the scene just didn't have the resonance for me that it should.

Do y'mean as in cue cards? There's a reason that went out with the silent film era. Besides, at 3 hrs plus, it was long enough. How to explain without adding another 10-15 mins?

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam doesn't get to be immortal - he gets to fuck Rosy.

There may in fact be both cake and eating it too if you reread the Appendices...

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Elrond

How embarrassing, this whole time I thought his name was L. Ron.

Dickerson Pike (Dickerson Pike), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha "eating cake"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

There may in fact be both cake and eating it too if you reread the Appendices...

Neither he nor Frodo or Bilbo are granted immortality, though. They are granted the grace to pass to Valinor, but not to live forever.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Well fuck that then!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

They are granted the grace to pass to Valinor, but not to live forever.

Where can I read more about that? (Scrolling upthread, I see this has gone a long way from the nutty king.)

otto, Monday, 12 January 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, I have a big question.

Why didn't Gwaihir(?) the eagle take the ring to Mount Doom? If he couldn't take it, couldn't he at least have given Frodo a ride, thus sparing him and Sam all that torment?

This question has bugged me for so long that it's nearly spoiled my enjoyment of both the books and the movies. The only thing I can think of is that Sauron would've been more likely to spot a giant motherfucking eagle than two small ground-based hobbits, but since the whole premise at the end was to distract him (and it worked), I don't see why one eagle might not have gotten through via some circuitous route (waiting for the Nazgul to leave Mordor, as they do).

David A. (Davant), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I heard something about how Tolkien wanted the eagles thought of as being their own race with the own agenda, and that they're not to be considered Middle Earth Taxis.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The link I posted to the Encyclopedia of Arda site is a good one to click if you want to go learn about all of this stuff. The movie guides are really good and insightful.

Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Very much so -- one of his objections to a proposed movie version in the fifties was that the eagles would serve as 'short cuts' for just about everyone and everything, and he was extremely blunt on that not being the way to go. Tolkien's use of the Eagles throughout the legendarium is very intriguing -- they are symbols of hope and occasionally give assistance when asked, but no more.

Bryan's link is indeed most spiff.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 January 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Kind of like the Ents or Tom Bombadil? But then, the Ents did allow themselves (well, Treebeard, anyway) to be used as taxis. Not the Ents, then. And for a race so unconcerned about events in middle Earth, they sure come through in two very important plot-device moments!

(xpost with Bryan and Ned. I'll go check that link. I really want to find a way around this, as I'm a geek and I love the books and the movies, but every time I think about it, I wonder why it wasn't considered -- does anyone remember whether it was mentioned as an option, at least, at the Council of Elrond? I mean, Tolkien's intentions aside, but the motivations and ideas of the characters have to stand alone, right?)

David A. (Davant), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

That link is great, but I couldn't find anything related to my question. Some cool stuff about Balrog wings, potatoes and pipeweed, though. ;-)

David A. (Davant), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Could the eagles have come under the influence of the ring just as any other beings (excepting Tom Bombadil), and being powerful creatures wouldn't it have been more dangerous for them? Tom Bombadil would've been a good choice to take the ring as well but there was no way he was gonna do it. It was the Hobbit characteristics of purity and humility that made one of them a good choice to take it. Wouldn't really have been much of a story if either Tom or the eagles had dealt with the ring!

Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It would also have necessitated all that excruciating hey-nonny-no singing in the forest bullshit being in the FOTR film

Ferrrrrrg (Ferg), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn't really have been much of a story if either Tom or the eagles had dealt with the ring!

Well, yeah, I know -- that's why I have to have this answered (because I'm an obsessive-compulsive type)!

Maybe a combination of your explanation (it's the same reason Gandalf or Galadriel couldn't take the ring, so it makes sense) and the "Sauron would more likely spot an eagle" explanation might do it.

(Another sort of related question: why didn't Sam and Frodo go around to the East of Mordor, thus avoiding the mountains?)

David A. (Davant), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

You wanted them to go throught the EAST SIDE?????????

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

why didn't Sam and Frodo go around to the East of Mordor, thus avoiding the mountains?
Too much danger of being spotted/no time for a longer journey/they would've starved/Easterlings possibly entering that way?

Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

(Another sort of related question: why didn't Sam and Frodo go around to the East of Mordor, thus avoiding the mountains?)

adolescent mark s to thread!

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

For the uninitiated, who is Tom Bombadil, and why did he get left out?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

He's a smelly hippy. That explains all.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 12 January 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Cool.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

a "father nature" character who escorts the hobbits in their early journey from the shire to bree who peppered his speech thusly: "hey ho bombadillo!" pretty similar to treebeard in terms of world-wisdom and philosophy... i can think of two bombadil quotes in T2T film attributed to bombadil.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 12 January 2004 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"wanted them to"!

(Apologies, there's no tag for "facetious".)

David A. (Davant), Monday, 12 January 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's a link to a site that I found when I was trying to find out about the Nutty King, but couldn't find it here. But, it's a colorful site with a nice overview. When the DVD's are all released, I'll be reading this FIRST to try and remember everything.

http://www.lordotrings.com/tourtot/shire.asp

phoenixrising, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

What do you think the "color" of the ROTK extended version packaging will be???

FOTR = Green
T2T = Brown (reddish brown)
ROTK???

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

goldish tan?
burnt sienna?

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

blue? gray?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought purple or red

if they intend to keep with the earth colours as i think they do

pete s, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the idea of a rich golden brown.

isadora (isadora), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

and... will they make a box available that will hold all three???

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

they will probably release a new box set instead so that New Line can continue making $$$s off people willing to part with $$$.

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean a money-spinning box-set that'll contain an extra bonus disc of cut scenes and will retail for £110 and have all-new artwork and will be bought by all the hard-core fans?

um....I'm guessing, yeah

x-post

pete s, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I find the idea of a collossal 20 hour edit containing all of the stuff they cut out of the films and DVDs entirely to be oddly appealing in a masochistic kind of way.

Ferrrrrrg (Ferg), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not exaggerating when i say i believe that would be the end of civillization as we know it.

pete s, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

And therefore would be enjoyed by me. Woo!

For color I'm guessing blue for ROTK, easy.

Going around to the east of Mordor = very damn long and miserable.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I reallyhonestly barely sleep. I know from past experiences that I'm capable of focusing on one particularly overwhelming task/experience for 20+ hours at a time. C'mon Petey Jack, TRY ME.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Ditto on the blue.

dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I've just reread Silmarillion and Unfinished Tales, so maybe I can answer some of the questions in more detail...

The wizards (istari) are members of the maiar, who are like angels to Earth's gods, the valar (who aren't even mentioned in the movies, I think). Sauron is a maia as well, but an evil one - he used to be the right hand man of the evil god Morgoth (who was originally one of the valar), but when Morgoth was defeated he became the number one bad guy in his own right. Sauron has been Middle Earth ever since the First Age, but the wizards were send there from Valinor (the home of the valar) only during the Third Age, to help the world to get rid of Sauron once and for all. They took human-like forms so people wouldn't be scared and suspicious of them, and would follow their advice. The wizards weren't inccorruptible, however, as the case of Saruman shows. Radagast was also sort of a failure - he fell in love with the animals of Middle Earth and didn't bother about the humans and elves as he was supposed to. The other two wizards (the blue wizards) went to the east, and their fate remains unknown; they were perhaps corrupted by Sauron like Saruman was.


They are granted the grace to pass to Valinor, but not to live forever.

Where can I read more about that?

Living in Aman (the island Valinor is in - not everyone on Aman lived in Valinor) didn't give one immortality - that was something only the elves had, and they had it even before they went to Aman. The Numenorians also entered Aman and yet they died (admittedly the valar themselves killed them). It is also possible that the hobbits and Gimli got to live only on Tol Elessar, the lonely island right next to Aman, which was meant for those who couldn't or didn't want to enter Aman. It isn't said clearly in the books, but I got the picture that Aman was meant only for the valar, the maiar and the elves. Since Gandalf was a maia, he probably was able to return to Valinor, his home.


I heard something about how Tolkien wanted the eagles thought of as being their own race with the own agenda, and that they're not to be considered Middle Earth Taxis.

That doesn't sound right, because in Silmarillion they act exactly like Middle Earth taxis. It could of course be that they had mellowed out ever since the First Age.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

That doesn't sound right, because in Silmarillion they act exactly like Middle Earth taxis

Though Thorondor only intervenes at very specific moments in the text, usually at times of total extremity for the characters involved -- Beren and Luthien, Maedhros and Fingon, etc. Otherwise their interaction is limited to helping guard Gondolin, or more accurate try to keep it hidden from prying eyes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2002/0131/photo/ogre_m.jpg
NERDS!

ogre (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Article in the new Film Comment compares the Eye Of Sauron to a "giant pulsating vagina", and says that Tolkien displayed a possible "fear of female sexuality" in a letter to his son(!) in which he ranted about "wanton women". Maybe this is old news to all you Token Tolkienists.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Slightly.

Sarah (starry), Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

There are some dodgy sentiments in the letters, to be sure -- I actually spoke about them at the big centenary gathering in 1992 in Oxford as part of a larger talk, and raised a few eyebrows among people who hadn't read them. The eye = anatomy joke/observation/whatever has already been raised by Mark S and other good people. Shock! Horror! ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

cixous' "laugh of medusa" to thread!

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 29 January 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

The eye = anatomy joke/observation/whatever has already been raised by Mark S and other good people. Shock! Horror! ;-)

When ILX is but a fading memory, never let them say we weren't consistent.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 January 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

thirteen years pass...

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"Oldest and Fatherless: The Terrible Secret of Tom Bombadil"
http://km-515.livejournal.com/1042.html

Old Tom Bombadil. Possibly the least liked character in The Lord of the Rings. A childish figure so disliked by fans of the book that few object to his absence from all adaptations of the story. And yet, there is another way of looking at Bombadil, based only on what appears in the book itself, that paints a very different picture of this figure of fun.

What do we know about Tom Bombadil? He is fat and jolly and smiles all the time. He is friendly and gregarious and always ready to help travellers in distress.

Except that none of that can possibly be true...

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

That's...dedication.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:06 (eight years ago)

Bombadil is my favorite character in LotR

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

uh wow

sleeve, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

as a total LotR book geek, I'm impressed

sleeve, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

Darth Jar Jar of The Rings

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

I love Bombadil and Goldberry but I don't entirely like their placement in the story. No sooner do the hobbits step foot outside the Shire than they run into the oldest spirit in all of Middle Earth.

jmm, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

That's why hobbits are content to relax in holes and low houses instead.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

Played by Gary Sinise

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

in addition to just naturally being sympathetic to the pastoral/pagan mythos angle, honestly I love that Tolkien had the commitment to deliberately insert this thing that violates all sorts of otherwise carefully worked out continuity/world-building into his masterwork, that he saw the value in having something mysterious and inexplicable and confounding left in.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

Tolkien's comments are interesting:

I might put it this way. The story is cast in terms of a good side, and a bad side, beauty against ruthless ugliness, tyranny against kingship, moderated freedom with consent against compulsion that has long lost any object save mere power, and so on; but both sides in some degree, conservative or destructive, want a measure of control. But if you have, as it were, taken 'a vow of poverty', renounced control, and take your delight in things for themselves without reference to yourself, watching, observing, and to some extent knowing, then the questions of the rights and wrongs of power and control might become utterly meaningless to you, and the means of power quite valueless...

It is a natural pacifist view, which always arises in the mind when there is a war ... the view of Rivendell seems to be that it is an excellent thing to have represented, but that there are in fact things with which it cannot cope; and upon which its existence nonetheless depends. Ultimately only the victory of the West will allow Bombadil to continue, or even to survive. Nothing would be left for him in the world of Sauron.

And even in a mythical Age there must be some enigmas, as there always are. Tom Bombadil is one (intentionally).

He almost seems like an Eastern religious figure plucked out and placed in a Western mythic context.

jmm, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

He’s Canadian

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 21:39 (eight years ago)

Green jacket, red cap and white owl feather indeed

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 21:39 (eight years ago)

Centrist dadless

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 21:39 (eight years ago)

Seriously, though, can we finally talk about how Lord of the Rings is one epic PR story covering up Middle Earth's secret drug wars?

— Matt Wallace (@MattFnWallace) September 13, 2017

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 23:26 (eight years ago)


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